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#11551 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:03 PM

This Volvo 760 fitted with worlds thirstiest engine contender (PRV V6), is very appealing at £200 BIN although its got some wiring problems...

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PROJECT OR SPARES CAR IS TO GOOD BRACK


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#11553 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:03 PM

WTF?

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#11554 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:07 PM

Jeezus, this is nice.

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:12 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BS9b67wBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250430102103

what a great-looking little car.

There was a tidy red one of these for sale on Retro Rides recently, Looked a lot nicer then this one and was up for £1300.

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#11556 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:16 PM

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Q: if you take the engine out i'll give you £140 and collect it this weekend, you weigh in the keep the £££

£140 LOL, what a chancer

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#11557 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:19 PM

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Looks quite nice

THE CAR WAS MOTd ON AUGUST 16th 2007 & THE DAY AFTER SOMEONE TRIED TO STEEL IT & BROKE THE STEERING WHEEL , SO NOW IT NEEDS A STEERING WHEEL AND STEERING COLUM. THE CAR RUNS SUPERB & DRIVES VERY GOOD

I bet it drives really nice without a fucking steering wheel!

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#11558 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:25 PM

I like these old Audis, a really early Y- or A-reg one would be a real treat.

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No headlights, indicators or wipers on this one!

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:25 PM

Modern Messerschmitt
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Looks like a pretty cool thing, Honda 250cc CN250 Engine must make it fun.

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:27 PM

I bet it drives really nice without a fucking steering wheel!

He's fitted molegrips, what more do you want?

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:36 PM

I bet it drives really nice without a fucking steering wheel!

He's fitted molegrips, what more do you want?

Just fit the spare wheel onto the steering rack, problem solved!

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:50 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BS73KTw!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120424427142

If that was a 3.3 I'd be going all out for that. It'd be just like my rally-spec one, only useable. I can imagine the 2.6 being a bit underwhelming by comparison though.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 07:27 AM

Modern Messerschmitt
http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BTD+zsQ!Wk~$(KG...

Looks like a pretty cool thing, Honda 250cc CN250 Engine must make it fun.

Tritech, who are based in Preston

they WERE based half a mile from me, untill they went bust - they also made repica Isetta's too. More commonly, they knockd out the kits for other people to cobble together. Im going to have a bid on this as it ticks al my boxes - sporty(ish), open top, will make women moist (if not by pissing themselves laughing, y leaving the softtop open in the rain..)
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#11564 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:17 AM

I bet it goes for a non-shite amount of money!

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:37 AM

"get out of my dreams.... get into my car"

http://i7.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/40/7a/9f6...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190309764385

is that the one that belonged to 'asconadaz' off RR?

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:39 AM

Dear Christ, if ever I resort to felching sheep on remote moors as a way of earning a living, i'd feel i'd reached a level where i'd be justified in using this as my company car.

http://i24.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/44/f7/bf...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220420916229

** The Engine is HIGHLY tuned and any buyers viewing will be able to see and hear how this pug growls. The car is known locally as 'The Black Beast', 'The Black Rocket' due to the sound the tuned engine produces.... **
** THIS CAR WHEN NOT OVERHEATING, IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!!! **

FUCK OFF!

Recently sprayed Black (reg updated to show new colour, needs compounding)

Compounding? Youre kidding me right?
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. It took me 10 minutes to stop laughing at the car and M. Bollox's critique of it :lol: It's some sort of joke right? Surely? I thought a tester could fail a car on general condition if there was no one specific fail point :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:46 AM

That must be in the running for E Bay car of the year. What a figging mess!
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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:51 AM

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Fuck me. I could do a better paint job using one of them pump up garden spray things. Compound? No, the only thing that will improve that is fire.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

Very nice looking Vauxhall VX490
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Reminds me of the one my dad had, This is me next to him in 1983 with it.

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#11570 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 01:20 PM

wow that 4/90 is lovely, and i would say very good value at £1500.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 01:32 PM

I can't wait to see what thedoctor can get for a Triumph Acclaim...

Well it ended on £2250 But still never met it's reserve! :shock: God know how much he's expecting for it!

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 04:20 PM

"Here you are, take it away"

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:47 PM

No bids on that Mk2 Golf GTI yet :shock: Looks mint.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:48 PM

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:57 PM

No bids on that Mk2 Golf GTI yet :shock: Looks mint.

It's on my watch list. I don't actually want to buy another car at the moment but as I have the money from the Alto sale sat in the bank and I would quite like an early Mk2 GTi.....

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 07:27 PM

Beige Morris Ital
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My uncle had one excatly the same as this with the same trim as well, Belong to my dad's friend 15 years before that, Died in the end on the M3.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 07:53 PM

Mega Cheap Zodiac with V6 BIN £1200
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Very temping myself, but to far and lack of skillz to do the brakes, plus not keen on a V6.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:39 PM

Mega Cheap Zodiac with V6 BIN £1200
http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BSiQdRwB2k~$(KG...

Very temping myself, but to far and lack of skillz to do the brakes, plus not keen on a V6.

That also seems to have Farina rear lamps grafted on, I think I'd prefer a standard car, or a standard looking car with a snorting great V8 under the bonnet :wink:
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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:47 PM

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WTF
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:50 PM

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Seriously, when will people realise big rims on a car that looks like a shed put together wrong do not look good!
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!




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