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#11431 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 06:06 AM

74 watchers, though I have emailed him telling him to curb the emotional blackmail and just crush the abrtion.
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#11432 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 06:21 AM

75 watchers....and what a miserable bastard he appears to be.....

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#11433 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:19 AM

76 Watchers..Think this is the same tosser who was selling that totally rotten Renault 5 Gordini a while back.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:13 AM

Another watcher, I love how this really winds some people up. Looks like a right heap!

#11435 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:26 AM

I R WOTCHIN 2.

#11436 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:34 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BShRwpgBWk~$(KG...
Hefty price tag on this one surely? Especially considering its not even a high end model.



That looks a lot like one that used to be around these parts. The guy was a proper weirdo and once spent over an hour (yes, an hour) telling me about it, by which time I was ready to slit my wrists. Last time I saw him he had a Laguna estate that he was taking round the 'ring

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#11437 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:38 AM

75 watchers on it now!

#11438 OFFLINE   gallondrunk

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:40 AM

lol, what a complete prat.*watches*

#11439 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 12:26 PM

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I like these, well fugly plus totally devoid of interest from 99.6% of aircooled 'fans'.

#11440 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 12:41 PM

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#11441 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:46 PM

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#11442 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:54 PM

Beige Maxi
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MG engined Allegro
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#11443 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:55 PM

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#11444 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:56 PM

Another watcher :D Wonder if it's occurred to him that the reason nobody is bidding is because it's a heap of tat.
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#11445 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:14 PM

Autograss coach is ace. I'd live in that!

We already had the MG Allegro, but loving the Maxi:
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ps. also watching the shitheap, must be at least 100 by now!

#11446 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:38 PM

I'm also watching! :wink:

Nissan Sunny Coupe 1.6
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Cheap for £350 with MOT but...

1980,S RETRO CHIC STYLE MAKE A STATEMENT

WTF! What kind of statement would you be making?!, Look at me I'm skint and drive a shit car?

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#11447 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:48 PM

1981 Toyota Starlet
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This car is all ready to take engine. gear box, prop and wiring all in.

Just needs some work on the body

ENGINE NOW NOT AVAILABLE DUE TO THE TWO TOSSERS WHO CAME TO LOOK AT THE CAR POPIN BACK AND HELPING THEMSELFS. THEY WHERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO KNEW THAT IT WAS THERE SO WILL NOW BE IN THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF SH*T!!!

D'oh!


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#11448 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:26 PM

Cheap for £350 with MOT but...

1980,S RETRO CHIC STYLE MAKE A STATEMENT

WTF! What kind of statement would you be making?!, Look at me I'm skint and drive a shit car?

Give it a rest, those old Sunny coupes are a paragon of style. I'd prefer a previous generation B11 coupe myself though, mainly for the remote cable-operated rear windows 8)

#11449 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:36 PM

Look at me I'm skint and drive a shit car?

That's pretty much the look I go for. :D

#11450 ONLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:42 PM

I really like those wedgy Sunny's, if that was near me I'd be off to have a look..
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#11451 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:53 PM

I really like those wedgy Sunny's, if that was near me I'd be off to have a look..

That Sunny coupe is very near me. Sadly funds available right now for car purchasing are somewhat limited, otherwise it’d fit in perfectly with my random 3rd car policy. Was up for £550 or so only recently, they must’ve found like me that despite their utter competence nobody wants to pay much for FWD ‘80s Japanese stuff (unless sold by Thedoctor, of course).

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#11452 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 05:03 PM

Just like to point out my above comment was tongue in cheek before i get the hit squad after me! :roll: Wasn't there a red ZX one on ebay a while back that looked stunning?.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 06:13 PM

On and off I've been thinking about getting a flatbed/beavertail transporter. Won't be happening since the Multipla cost us three arms and two legs this week.

Anyhoo - it occured to me that an old horse box would be a good basis for a DIY conversion. And you'd get a very solid shed off the back for your garden! The cool old ones seem to go a lot cheaper than the cheapest recovery vehicules - I guess 'cos it doesn't look too good turning up at the gymkhana in any old tat?

Hefty...
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Looks a bit short in the wheelbase this one...
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More like it - but rotten apparently :(
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These photos make my eyes ache...
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EDIT: Would need to get one of these too...
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:18 PM

I think that's the only hoss box I've ever seen without chrome wheel trims.
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#11455 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:11 PM

the Dodge D50 is a crackin machine.........had one and due to a slight injury ( not my fault....major accidents do that to you ) I was unable to fix it myself.....let the local HGV guy do it and he fucked me over and I ended up £1330 down and no truck..........CNUT

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#11456 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:19 PM

WOW

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:27 PM

That R8 is just down the road from me and I want it bad but there's the small issue of the two and a half grand standing in the way. Bah! :evil:

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#11458 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 10:34 PM

HI BABEZ I WOZ CHEKIN OUT UR PROFILE UR WEL FIT U GOT MSN?!!!
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FUK OF U MINGAR PEDO!!
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#11459 OFFLINE   gallondrunk

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:37 PM

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I'll take either :D

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:54 PM

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cheers and thanks for looking briggsy.please check my feedback,never welded.loads of mot and tax,

Pretty much the entire listing there. I love how he's said not an escort mk2, because obviously the Fiesta MK1 is always confused with them.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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