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Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

Worse than that, he might start wearing trainers with slacks, and start using Just for Men.Sorry, the only XJS to have has big black rubber bumpers and a V12. All this six cylinder doeskin leather with chrome stuff is wank.
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Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder.Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.

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Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder.Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.

Whoops... :oops: Still at least you could brag about how much cheaper yours was compared to the doctors!.
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Jeezus!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260404796507

 

This car would be great for racing - track days, speed trials etc.

 

Oh aye, I suppose the roll bar is an approved one then.

 

The roll bar is suitable for everyday driving, but is not approved nor designed for racing.

 

The wide fiberglass wheelarches were also fixed to the body by the previous owner.

Mmm, he was obviously a man of some style. WHAT A SHITE HEAP!
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Have another:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=200343154628

 

 

How about this? Infinitely more desirable than a fake Vdub.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-SUBARU-SAMBAR-SILVER-DAMAGED_W0QQitemZ110388444715

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUBARU-IMPREZA-4WD-A-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ300315942059

I'm told that the VW caravannette people love to put these engines in their campers. Nice. 4Wheel Drive camper. I like it.

Yeah. My brother runs his 205 on veg oil. Now he cooks his breakfast in the glove box. Muppet.
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Jeezus!

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WHAT A SHITE HEAP!

Is that door trim made from an old table top?

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Do you still need an engineers report for the insurance company when you mod a car like that? If you do I bet thats why its for sale :lol:

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
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As far as I know that Type 3 isn't even a known showcar, so the sellers ploy of tugging heartstrings kinda falls flat. "bid realistically or you will never see this car again" - it's not a kidnapped dog FFS. It's just a particually ugly bodge job that, speaking as a T3 owner and VW nut, deserves to be crushed.

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
73 watchers :D
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