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#11401 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:03 PM

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This is from the same seller as the triumph (not the doctor) and at £500 with T&T you can't go wrong.....
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:21 PM

Right - so it's got corrosion and the oil pressure is iffy. Sounds like a bargain!!At least it's not a V12, so will merely be crippling in terms of fuel costs rather than completely devastating.

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#11403 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:46 PM

Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

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#11404 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:57 PM

Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 03:51 PM

Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

Worse than that, he might start wearing trainers with slacks, and start using Just for Men. Sorry, the only XJS to have has big black rubber bumpers and a V12. All this six cylinder doeskin leather with chrome stuff is wank.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:08 PM

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If nothing else i think this makes a cool picture!

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#11407 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:23 PM

OMFWTG!! 929 STACKER WAGGON:

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:28 PM

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If nothing else i think this makes a cool picture!

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:30 PM

Thats what a 929 should look like!
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:40 PM

OMFWTG!! 929 STACKER WAGGON:

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Hey it's the Wagon Queen family Truckster!!
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:15 PM

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The script to the right of the steering wheel says it all really.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:23 PM

Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder.Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:57 PM

Currently top bidder on this, bloody lovely... but I wouldnt give him anything like two and a quarter bags of sand!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:05 PM

Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder. Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.

Whoops... :oops: Still at least you could brag about how much cheaper yours was compared to the doctors!.

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#11415 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:01 PM

hey this is nice:

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Sadly though, the

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#11416 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:33 PM

Not sure about the wheels, but other wise I defo would not kick this out of bed:

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#11417 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:38 PM

Jeezus!

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This car would be great for racing - track days, speed trials etc.

Oh aye, I suppose the roll bar is an approved one then.

The roll bar is suitable for everyday driving, but is not approved nor designed for racing.

The wide fiberglass wheelarches were also fixed to the body by the previous owner.

Mmm, he was obviously a man of some style. WHAT A SHITE HEAP!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:39 PM

Have another:
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How about this? Infinitely more desirable than a fake Vdub.
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I'm told that the VW caravannette people love to put these engines in their campers. Nice. 4Wheel Drive camper. I like it.

Yeah. My brother runs his 205 on veg oil. Now he cooks his breakfast in the glove box. Muppet.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:21 PM

Jeezus!
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WHAT A SHITE HEAP!

Is that door trim made from an old table top?
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Do you still need an engineers report for the insurance company when you mod a car like that? If you do I bet thats why its for sale :lol:

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:33 PM

You have to question how much welding that metallic red Acclaim needs if it's ended up at 'Durham Metal Recycling Centre' though don't you? (see sign in background)Nice though. Coventry numberplate. Saddo that I am...
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:45 PM

Oooh - a five-cylinder one. Far too close to me for comfort, too...

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

Very nice Craig - but TWO things have stopped me bidding. One - Italian V6s sound better and two, Audi 100s blow up automatic gearboxes for fun...Of course, I'm sure Italian auto gearboxes go bang too, and I'm now regretting saying that...

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:50 PM

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Only 11 previous owners too!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:11 PM

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Only 11 previous owners too!

Wow, seven less than my Piazza then!

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:18 AM

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This surely has to be one of the cheapest taxed and tested cars on ebay?
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:29 AM

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Hefty price tag on this one surely? Especially considering its not even a high end model.
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DUNNO!

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:37 AM

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:15 AM

As far as I know that Type 3 isn't even a known showcar, so the sellers ploy of tugging heartstrings kinda falls flat. "bid realistically or you will never see this car again" - it's not a kidnapped dog FFS. It's just a particually ugly bodge job that, speaking as a T3 owner and VW nut, deserves to be crushed.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 05:33 AM

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Hefty price tag on this one surely? Especially considering its not even a high end model.

I think half of that is for these vile alloys.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 05:35 AM

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
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