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#1111 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 14 October 2007 - 04:50 PM

oh gawd... :shock: :lol: :shock:
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The 505 is luffly!! :D

#1112 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 October 2007 - 05:42 PM

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Ha ha, that is fookin quality! Ace pic.

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#1113 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 14 October 2007 - 10:29 PM

That abomination was offered for free in C&SC recently... oddly enough the winner's user name sounds a bit Dutch.

#1114 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 10:32 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALFA-ROMEO-33-1-7-CLOVERLEAF-TWIN-CARB_W0QQitemZ290170148509QQihZ019QQcategoryZ29752QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Top picks! Luvverly 33! 8)

#1115 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 11:13 AM

This poor old thing's been shunted around for a couple of years now.

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Crikey Charlie! - went for £735 with no test! :shock:

Original owner was after £600 when it still had one a while back.

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 11:15 AM

zero rated newbie is the winning bidder - expect to see it back on the bay shortly.

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#1117 OFFLINE   Marty

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 11:48 AM

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Shouting at me...

Furry 70's seat Lovelieness

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Overpriced Maestromatic Mobile

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Didnt Sybil Fawlty Drive One of These?
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#1118 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:52 PM

Much more interesting Maestro
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Posted 15 October 2007 - 10:52 PM

Much more interesting Maestro
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I've always found that offering Dave Grohl a lift adds to the interest quotient of any car.

#1120 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 08:52 AM

Much more interesting Maestro
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Should command a premium having been previously joint owned by Graham Norton & Russell Brand!

#1121 OFFLINE   Mr Livered

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 09:09 AM

Should command a premium having been previously joint owned by Graham Norton & Russell Brand!

What??! Graham Norton's been eating all the pies then :lol:

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 12:39 PM

Not on ebay (no bad thing really) - this looks a good buy...

EDIT: just spotted the rust around boot and B-post - hmmmm :?

74K, manual R25 TXE with leather
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#1123 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 04:20 PM

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Interesting sales technique.... :shock:

#1124 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 04:24 PM

What's he saying "Buy this or the belly's gonna get you!" ?

#1125 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 07:24 PM

Nice Mk3 tina in the backgound.

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#1126 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 07:48 AM

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I also have another 626 coupe that I was going to swap all the bits over till I wrote it off

:roll: What a flange.

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#1127 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:27 AM

Jeez. 2 fake 2 hideous.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:05 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItemTop quality French shite. A little overpriced, but still superb.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:45 PM

Top quality French shite.

I've contacted the seller a few times in the past regarding R4s and the like. Look at his 'other items' and you'll see a nice BX, and his R25 in the background. A couple of days back it was that French tat combo that prompted me to 'contact seller' and suggest he joins us here (much as I did with your good self wuvs) - so (approval process allowing) we might get to see capsuleboy's fleet quite soon!

#1130 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 03:36 PM

Sweet Sweeperhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 06:00 PM

Fitted With Ford 1600 X Flow Engine

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Splendid! RWD, Retro, Drift, etc.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:17 PM

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I also have another 626 coupe that I was going to swap all the bits over till I wrote it off

:roll: What a flange.
Utterly horrible. King Maz will be furious!

#1133 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:44 AM

That Mazda is amusing - spends all the time and money on crap like DVD players and 'vinayls', failing to notice the massive holes in the strut top mountings.I'd buy if I could bring a mobile crusher with me and watch him watch '4 years of work' getting squashed into a nice lump of ferrous oxide!

#1134 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:54 AM

I would love to do that to some of these barry shiteheaps. in fact if I ever win the lozza I might do exactly that, buying jizzed-up hatchbacks from eBay idiots and go round to 'pick them up' with my mobile metal shredder. Shred on-site, film the lot and stick it up on YouTube. Send the bits off for re-melting of course.Could wear a silly outfit like X-to-tha-Zee as well, "You have been officially PIMPED"!

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 11:04 AM

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Holy Crap - After you with the portable shredder Mr Bol...

At the last MOT the tester said that the brakes and the engine emissions are as good as a new car.

But neglectes to say the MOT tester said the rest of the car was just a shit heap on wheelz :twisted:

#1136 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 11:06 AM

Sounds like a plan... Shred your ride! You have been unpimped/depimped/de-rided?

#1137 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 11:48 AM

Blimey-o-riely!!
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Complete with wonder-dash!
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#1138 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:32 PM

Well volksy beat me to the Trevi, but how about this for a project:

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:51 PM

I've always wondered about the possibility of buying half-modified cars, as in ones where they've stuck some cheesy parts on, then given up before it looks complete. i.e. something like a Corsa with an unpainted cheesy bodykit, Lexus-ette lights, alloys. As they've not been completed, they have a really reduced appeal (any modified car has reduced appeal to most buyers, but a half-finished one even more) so generally tend to sell for less than a "normal" car would. As well, the people advertising them tend to do really horrible auctions that are like "HEAR IZ MY 1996 CORSA AKA TEH MONSTARMOBIEL!!! IT IZ GOOD 4 DRIFTIN!!!!! MUST SELL AS GOIN 2 PRIZON!!!!", helping to lower the price even further.In theory, you could buy the "right" car from some goon, put it back to standard spec, give it a good wax/polish and then punt car and removed parts on seperately = PROFIT! Maybe.Though there is the problem that with most of these cars, the buyers would be absolute cretins and the mechanicals will probably be knackered. You'd have to be a bit shady I think.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 07:08 PM

A freind has just done that, He has a pristine Polo GL, and the headgasket had gone, I found him a matching engined Polo Coupe on Egay, however it had been Semi-Barry'd with the ubiqitous Lex-i lights, Halfordesque Gearknob/Steering wheel set, etc etc.. He paid £100 for what was, underneath all the add on shite, a 1 owner/low mileage car. He put the engine in his, took off the alloys, the brand new exhaust, lex-i lights etc and flogged them back on egay; For a Profit! :D Not to mention the original wheels with brand new tyres, and the price he got from the scrappy for the shell.Given the space, there's always some Chav who'll buy the trash they seem to love to nail to their cars :lol:




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