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#10771 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 05:11 AM

This photo amused me:

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[Pedant mode]Did they do facelift SD1s on an X-plate? I know the car itself is an '86, but somehow it doesn't look right.[/Pedant mode]

Interesting to see the Cavalier Mk2 and a pov-spec SD1 in the background. I ought to offer my Laurel up for stuff like this...

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#10772 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 06:34 AM

Sorry no picture (idiots guide still missing)... but Ready....one...two...three...WTF!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0398526354 Why would you want that?

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#10773 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 06:40 AM

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Wrong, diddy wong wrong...
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 06:40 AM

[Pedant mode]Did they do facelift SD1s on an X-plate? I know the car itself is an '86, but somehow it doesn't look right.[/Pedant mode]

Yes, the facelift came in '82 :)

#10775 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:43 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BQulTmw!mk~$(KG...

Wrong, diddy wong wrong...

LOL, What was it colin chapman said? 'Just Add Lightness'....!

Yeah that 4th wheel is unnecessary weight, lets sack it off! Give me strength.

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#10776 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:52 AM

Could you fit the 2.3 litre Cosworth in that for a quick death?

#10777 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 08:46 AM

You could do, alternatively you could paint it pink and put some fat roundy wheelarches on the back... I reckon if you do that, casual observers checking your street on google earth will think theres a big cock parked in it.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:22 AM

You could do, alternatively you could paint it pink and put some fat roundy wheelarches on the back... I reckon if you do that, casual observers checking your street on google earth will think theres a big cock parked in it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Buy it and do it Mr B! With a big enough engine installed far enough back you could probably pull wheelies down the high street whilst wolf whistling all the laydeeeez.

#10779 OFFLINE   xr1984

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:43 AM

Has anybody posted this yet?

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Ex-giffer 205 denzel with under 12k on the clock, despite appearances and a believe-it-or-not story from the seller thats got to be a bargain at 500 notes.

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#10780 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 10:22 AM

You could do, alternatively you could paint it pink and put some fat roundy wheelarches on the back... I reckon if you do that, casual observers checking your street on google earth will think theres a big cock parked in it.

I'm afraid my LOLometer just exploded.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 10:33 AM

You could do, alternatively you could paint it pink and put some fat roundy wheelarches on the back... I reckon if you do that, casual observers checking your street on google earth will think theres a big cock parked in it.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 10:37 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 10:41 AM

This gets my OOOOF 8)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/43/33/2d2...
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/43/34/38...
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/32/bc...

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#10784 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 10:47 AM

I stand corrected, It's been relisted again but this time no mention of wanted £300 for the paperwork. MK1 TRANSIT

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#10785 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:10 AM

Jeez, I just started reading that Pug saga and gave up the will to live ...

I HAVE TALKED TO THE DAUGHTER OF MR PIPER TODAY WHO IS ALSO THE WIFE OF MY HAMMONDS SON

Think he needs to re-advertise it on Geneaology Today
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#10786 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:11 AM

I can actually see this being quite nice to drive.

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These old things handle pretty well for a van, and a SWB one with a 2-litre petrol lump ought to be fairly nippy. If it were driveable and I hadn't arranged to buy Krujoe's neighbour's Transit I'd probably be having a punt at this.

#10787 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:13 AM

RENAULT FUEGO GTX
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#10788 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:28 AM

oh mother!

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€300 the pair! I want the green one.

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#10789 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:49 AM

I sometimes miss my beige 5-door, but a break/tourist would be so much cooler... Scanning almost all my Simca brochures recently didn't make the WANT go away either...

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:22 PM

£50 VDP
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:39 PM

This gets my OOOOF 8)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/43/33/2d2...
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/43/34/38...
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/32/bc...

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#10792 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:05 PM

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:32 PM

Still looking for a pickup mr_B?

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:53 PM

Still looking for a pickup mr_B?

http://195.154.158.38/images/530/5309545...

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#10795 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:04 PM

Because it's great to have a weirdly shaped load area that's 10 cm high at the rear?

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:06 PM

Was thinking that it'd be ideal to transport my bicycles...Wonder how much flex there is now though! :shock:

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#10797 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:26 PM

That looks dire, what were they thinking! I suppose it ought to stay level with a heavy weight in the back though, (as long as it doesnt snap in half)

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:32 PM

Sock Drawer Money 4 x 4 Turbo POWA!!!

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 05:56 PM

This gets my OOOOF 8)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/43/33/2d2...
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/43/34/38...
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/32/bc...

1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

Item has now been removed, Maybe someone complained about it?
It's back.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

AT THE MOMENT THERE IS NO PAPER WORK WITH IT, BUT I HAVE BEEN ASURED THAT IT MAY TURN UP. SO WHEN ARE BIDDING THERE IS NO PAPER WORK!

strange that when the paperwork was for sale at £300 last week :roll:

 


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Posted 21 April 2009 - 06:11 PM

Yes, very interesting!
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