Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 OM NOM NOM http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/47243079.htm?ca=12_s 900 quid like, not a giveaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Zany! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-PRAIRIE-ra ... 0311394380 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Zany! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-PRAIRIE-ra ... 0311394380This car started life as a WHITE NISSAN PRAIRIE in vgc it had a old lady owner from new me and my mate then made it into the dumb and dumber dog car it took ages we used real fake fur to make the dogOh FFS couldn't have used some basket case could they? No, had to use a one owner from new minter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I have to grudgingly admit that i cracked a small smile when I saw that Prairie!At least they havent kicked all the panels in and sprayed it orange and green like that Stanza saloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 real fake furDamn! What, the real shizz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Strangely Im drawn to this... Funky Yellow Ped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 real fake furDamn! What, the real shizz? I've been looking for some real fake fur for a while now, Had to make do with a dead fox i found unstead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 SNAIL ON WHEELS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 /\ Yeah, but thats sooo much more useable than one of those bloody crap campers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 TOYOTA CELICA ST CONVERTIBLE Quite a nice looking old thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Scary threat at the end of the Celica Sunchaser listing:If It Doesnt Go To A Good Home I Will Restore It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This gets my OOOOF http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCKIt would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!Where did he park his horse?Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I doubt there's any such legal entitlement. It would be a shame for a history file to get chucked away because of such a tight fisted munchkin though. If the next owner doesn't pay the ransom its a worthless pile of random documents to everyone else on the planet, including the vendor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol:Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock:I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol:Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock:I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle.Thought it would be horse crap Craig. Nevermind. Lets hope he gets a rubbish price for it then, as he sounds like a right ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This gets my OOOOF http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCKIt would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!Where did he park his horse?Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expectuing you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think i'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 HIRST!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-SIERRA-GL-BEIGE_W0QQitemZ180348030757 What a total honey that looks.Dear God, that's wonderful. I bet it drives lovely too, I can just tell! GR8 4 THA DOKTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 FOR SALE ONE KIDNEY, GOOD CONDITION £5000... http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C88635/ This is quite possibly my new dream van, Everything about it is perfect, Don't think the wife would be to happy though at me spending £5000 on it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-AUSTIN-METRO-GS-AUTO-BLUE-Breaking-for-spares_W0QQitemZ270377467642 BREAKING FOR SPARES YOU ARE BIDDING FOR 1 WHEEL NUTExcellent body work to good to go to scrapReally would like the car go as one piece but going to break for spares (will have to be towed if it goes in one piece)Can be repairedDo not bid if you want car as one piece as said before this auction is for 1 wheel nutmake your mind up COCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 WOWz, a citroen LNA! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CITROEN-LNA-11E-WHITE-1983-A-REG-WHITE-WITH-BLUE-TRIM_W0QQitemZ260396503984 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 TAKING OF COCKS This car is the dogs nuts, and i'll clean her for you!If You Are Old, Easily Scared, Sexually inexperienced, a virgin, an MP or A Civil Servant Then Dont Buy My Car. Especially a virgin...you will loose it!There's lots more but they get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL, what a shit kicker. I'm sure those links to the Meguiars website will assuage the fears of anyone who's noticed that he's got a pile of Negs against his name! TWAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Neguiars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 VERY GREEN COLT Very Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 TAKING OF COCKSBugger, I was expecting to see some good porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0322612208Yum http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0308166438 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0346261510MPV for Autoshitists. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0396270921Yes, I have asked. And no, I am not allowed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0322612208Yum Yay for Moggy-man's concience! Looks lovely that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This gets my OOOOF http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCKIt would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!Where did he park his horse?Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively withholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expecting you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think I'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha haIf I read the listing correctly - the seller has only just bought the van and he witheld £300 of the agreed price from the original vendor until the history turns up. When the paperwork turns up, he'll have to send £300 to the original owner, but wants you, the new owner, to pay it for him? Bloody cheek! I say leave him with his worthless paperwork and £300 down! I've come to feel that service history isn't all it's cracked up to be. My XM had loads when I bought it. None of it prevents the arse falling out of it due to rust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 ASHES 2 ASHES SD1 Wonder how much more this will making now it's famous?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 This photo amused me: [Pedant mode]Did they do facelift SD1s on an X-plate? I know the car itself is an '86, but somehow it doesn't look right.[/Pedant mode] Interesting to see the Cavalier Mk2 and a pov-spec SD1 in the background. I ought to offer my Laurel up for stuff like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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