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#10741 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 11:21 AM

What a honey!

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£700, not the easiest to get to however

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 11:32 AM

OM NOM NOM

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900 quid like, not a giveaway

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:32 PM

Zany!

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:09 PM

Zany!

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This car started life as a WHITE NISSAN PRAIRIE in vgc it had a old lady owner from new

me and my mate then made it into the dumb and dumber dog car it took ages we used real fake fur to make the dog

Oh FFS couldn't have used some basket case could they? No, had to use a one owner from new minter!
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#10745 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:22 PM

I have to grudgingly admit that i cracked a small smile when I saw that Prairie!At least they havent kicked all the panels in and sprayed it orange and green like that Stanza saloon.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:40 PM

real fake fur

Damn! What, the real shizz? :shock:

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:42 PM

Strangely Im drawn to this...

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:44 PM

real fake fur

Damn! What, the real shizz? :shock:

I've been looking for some real fake fur for a while now, Had to make do with a dead fox i found unstead.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:48 PM

SNAIL ON WHEELS
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:49 PM

/\ Yeah, but thats sooo much more useable than one of those bloody crap campers.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:50 PM

TOYOTA CELICA ST CONVERTIBLE
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Quite a nice looking old thing

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 02:32 PM

Scary threat at the end of the Celica Sunchaser listing:

If It Doesnt Go To A Good Home I Will Restore It


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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:20 PM

This gets my OOOOF 8)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/43/33/2d2...
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/43/34/38...
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/32/bc...

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It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!
Where did he park his horse?
Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:26 PM

I doubt there's any such legal entitlement. It would be a shame for a history file to get chucked away because of such a tight fisted munchkin though. If the next owner doesn't pay the ransom its a worthless pile of random documents to everyone else on the planet, including the vendor. :roll:

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:27 PM

Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol:Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock:I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:59 PM

Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol: Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock: I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle.

Thought it would be horse crap Craig. Nevermind. Lets hope he gets a rubbish price for it then, as he sounds like a right ****. :lol:

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:06 PM

This gets my OOOOF 8)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/43/33/2d2...
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/43/34/38...
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/32/bc...

1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!
Where did he park his horse?
Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?
He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expectuing you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think i'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha ha

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:42 PM

HIRST!!!!

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What a total honey that looks.

Dear God, that's wonderful. I bet it drives lovely too, I can just tell! GR8 4 THA DOKTA

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:45 PM

FOR SALE ONE KIDNEY, GOOD CONDITION £5000...

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C88635/
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This is quite possibly my new dream van, Everything about it is perfect, Don't think the wife would be to happy though at me spending £5000 on it though.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:59 PM

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BREAKING FOR SPARES YOU ARE BIDDING FOR 1 WHEEL NUT

Excellent body work to good to go to scrap

Really would like the car go as one piece but going to break for spares (will have to be towed if it goes in one piece)

Can be repaired

Do not bid if you want car as one piece as said before this auction is for 1 wheel nut

make your mind up COCK

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 05:02 PM

WOWz, a citroen LNA!

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 05:05 PM

TAKING OF COCKS
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This car is the dogs nuts, and i'll clean her for you!

If You Are Old, Easily Scared, Sexually inexperienced, a virgin, an MP or A Civil Servant Then Dont Buy My Car. Especially a virgin...you will loose it!

There's lots more but they get worse.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 05:09 PM

LOL, what a shit kicker. I'm sure those links to the Meguiars website will assuage the fears of anyone who's noticed that he's got a pile of Negs against his name! TWAT

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Neguiars?

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 06:03 PM

VERY GREEN COLT
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Very 8)

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 06:08 PM

TAKING OF COCKS

Bugger, I was expecting to see some good porn!

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 07:56 PM

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Yum

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MPV for Autoshitists.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 08:03 PM

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Yum

Yay for Moggy-man's concience! Looks lovely that.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 09:29 PM

This gets my OOOOF 8) http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history! Where did he park his horse?

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He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expecting you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think I'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha ha

If I read the listing correctly - the seller has only just bought the van and he witheld £300 of the agreed price from the original vendor until the history turns up. When the paperwork turns up, he'll have to send £300 to the original owner, but wants you, the new owner, to pay it for him? Bloody cheek! I say leave him with his worthless paperwork and £300 down! I've come to feel that service history isn't all it's cracked up to be. My XM had loads when I bought it. None of it prevents the arse falling out of it due to rust. :)

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 10:36 PM

ASHES 2 ASHES SD1
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Wonder how much more this will making now it's famous?!

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