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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#10351 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:19 AM

Those things are 100% mutha-grade SHITE!

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#10352 OFFLINE garycox

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:22 AM

Bloody Hell, that Lada's a bit expensive isn't it?! :shock:

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:37 AM

Bloody Hell, that Lada's a bit expensive isn't it?!

He's got an 8 year old Niva for sale, granted on gas, but Ã¢â€šÂ¬6800! :shock:

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#10354 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 11:52 AM

http://cgi.ebay.fr/M...emZ160325897650

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 11:58 AM

That Mazda is the shiz.. Have you still got yours Mr_B?

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#10356 OFFLINE Louise2cv

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:09 PM

it is verry reliable and will drive anyware with ease carnt garentee that

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...dll? ... &otn=2 Have we had this one yet?

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#10357 OFFLINE Gompo

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:17 PM

OMG 80's THROWBACK!
http://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/31/ea/d9...
Is it wrong to like this?

..No, it's cool.

Capri wheels, anyone?

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:27 PM

Presumably the GTI Eng. bodykit was optional. I'm not sure if there's more than one of those left, or it's just the same one that's been offered for sale a few times over the last couple of years. Whatever, I'd hit it.

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#10359 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:55 PM

I certainly wouldnt refuse a bunk-up with this:

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Yella n' Brown, texture like sun, Ã‚Â£600

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#10360 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:04 PM

OW, MY FACE HURTS

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PUT SOME MAGIC CREAM ON IT FOR Ã‚Â£600

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#10361 OFFLINE Barry Cade.

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:22 PM

Presumably the GTI Eng. bodykit was optional. I'm not sure if there's more than one of those left, or it's just the same one that's been offered for sale a few times over the last couple of years. Whatever, I'd hit it.

thats been running around Fife for years now, they were sold as a complete package on a new car from GTi engineering. I have a few old CAR mags from the 80's with the advert in it. Must go up the attic and search for one!

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#10362 OFFLINE RedSparrow

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:25 PM

One for the child-snatchers:
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:51 PM

Presumably the GTI Eng. bodykit was optional. I'm not sure if there's more than one of those left, or it's just the same one that's been offered for sale a few times over the last couple of years. Whatever, I'd hit it.
thats been running around Fife for years now, they were sold as a complete package on a new car from GTi engineering. I have a few old CAR mags from the 80's with the advert in it. Must go up the attic and search for one!

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They were offered through dealers, with 400 being ordered initially and the option of more if they sold well; I don't think they did and just the 400 were made. Engine was standard 'DX' lump from the Golf GTI and quicker Sciroccos so 112bhp and K-Jet injection. Suspension was dropped 30mm, white alloys and the grey stripe were standard as was the foglampped grille and bodykit. Inside was pretty plain with keep-fit windows and mirrors but it did have the quite nice trip computer. They weren't slow; 0-60 is in the high 8s I think and I guess the styling was bang on the money in the 80s. Quite pricey to say you didn't get any electrics or leather inside though.

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:02 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3f/a8/44...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335442464

Is white the new beige?

God no. White's the cutting edge of fashion today. Give it a couple of years, then it'll be shite again.

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:06 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3f/a8/44...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335442464
Is white the new beige?

I dont know-but that Allegro is beautifull-worthy of the doctors treatment perhaps

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#10366 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 08:13 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0317966321
Hurrah! Another pageant blue Maxi!!

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#10367 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 09:25 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0343496843
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I'd happily trundle round in this.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:38 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1959-CHEVY-BEL-AIR-LIMO-LIMOUSINE-TO-RESTORE-EL-CAMINO_W0QQitemZ280328556358QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item280328556358&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

Ã‚Â£2500 for a wreck of a late 1950s Chevy, with no running gear and rusted body panels? Thats a lot of money, even if its a minted banger racer wanting something unique for the 2009/2010 'Grand Final' or whatever the Essex one with the big prize money is called.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:55 AM

One for the child-snatchers:
http://i9.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/38/b0/181...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250386862287

That belongs to a taxi supplier, didn't know it was for sale.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:30 PM

I bet every knuckle-dragging-thug and his dangerous dog are spaffing their banger-racing loads over this.
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#10371 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:45 PM

This civic looks quite interesting, but the advert + photos are typically dire :roll:

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:48 PM

someone obviously thought these mini van doors open inwards not outwards. D'oh!

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Being a seasoned MINI H8R, i am surprised to find myself thinking that that looked pretty ace before it was walloped.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:55 PM

This is an appealing little machine, pretty rare I imagine.

its just had a new sill on the near side and the other side needs replacing (new sill included) and a small hole on inner sill thats it

I suspect that will mean 'needs sills/floorpans/inner wings/arches/chassis members/front panel' when you start prodding.

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#10374 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:59 PM

DM's included - seem to recall we have seen this fairly recently.

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Looks a bit sorry for itself being parked on a heap of rubble, bet it would polish up nice tho.

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#10375 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:05 PM

Woo-hoo, its back!

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RELISTED DUE TO BUYER WANTING ME TO COMPLETE THE BUILD DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO THIS AND THIS IS WHY IT'S UP FOR SALE:- THE LACT OF TIME

Bollocks, you were shilling, just admit it man.

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#10376 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:09 PM

Needs some work, but Ã‚Â£600 BIN seems very reasonable for this Clam, tax exempt and with a great reg number. I'm sure I even recall seeing it in 1980's Peter Filby magazines.

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

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#10377 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:14 PM

This is ace!

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:20 PM

Woo-hoo, its back!

http://i11.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3c/5e/d1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220391179017

RELISTED DUE TO BUYER WANTING ME TO COMPLETE THE BUILD DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO THIS AND THIS IS WHY IT'S UP FOR SALE:- THE LACT OF TIME
Bollocks, you were shilling, just admit it man.

'Complete the build'??? Into what??

Already looks like its fully restored to me*

*into a waste skip, I presume that was the look he was going for..

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Looks a bit sorry for itself being parked on a heap of rubble, bet it would polish up nice tho.

That's a beauty! I'm finding it difficult to conceal my desire for slatty-grille Sierras lately and that one is brown of all things. I'd love to drive it around like a low-rent sales rep with my jacket hooked up in the back and going 90mph down the motorway (may be difficult). Out of the way Audi! Flick the high-beam on for a bit, that'll shift him.