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#10231 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 01:47 PM

Cette Horizon est très er... fraîche!

#10232 OFFLINE   shite_meister

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 02:36 PM

I challenge you to read this description and not feel depressed.

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BPsh3rg!mk~$(KG...
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It starts off badly and gets worse as you go through!

bodywork is in excellent order for its year. n/s/f wing is dented and o/s/f wheel arch is bubbled. there is some crazing to parts of the paintwork.

hmmmmmmm :?
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 02:43 PM

I challenge you to read this description and not feel depressed. It starts off badly and gets worse as you go through!

That's utterly brilliant, I love how it starts off as a car that doesn't bode well and gradually becomes more bodged and unfinished.

i'm making this sound alot worse than it is.

No you're not!

#10234 OFFLINE   xr1984

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 03:05 PM

the drivers seat caught fire when the floorpans were being welded by its previous owner

Now that's just comedy! If you had any doubt that the description revealed that this car is an absolute shed, dial in the fact that it's a patchwork quilt underneath as well for maximum riot value. Pub landlords run a mile!

You're not a true shiter unless you've owned a brown car

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#10235 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:00 PM

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#10236 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:14 PM

That Horizontal even has (almost) BOOYA! as the Reg plate......Someone get it bought and rattle away in it please!
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

#10237 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:15 PM

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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#10238 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:20 PM

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
http://i12.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/3f/0e/51...

christ on a bike! :shock:
That's a lot of money for a big pile of oxide.

#10239 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:22 PM

christ on a bike! :shock:
That's a lot of money for a big pile of oxide.

The roof alone scares me!! :shock:

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:33 PM

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
http://i12.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/3f/0e/51...

Now I have to admit I have done some stupid things with vehicles over the years (mainly when I was younger) but...

a little while ago i took it around the block and all gears were fine and also stopped how it should

:shock::shock:

#10241 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:36 PM

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RALLY CAR LOOKS

Fuck off!

#10242 OFFLINE   shite_meister

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:39 PM

EDIT

That's a lot of money for a big pile of shit.

what is going on with that spoiler?
Drive it like its shite

#10243 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:43 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3e/97/d9...
http://i3.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/3e/98/179...

RALLY CAR LOOKS

Fuck off!
Not sure about that,but it makes a change from late MGBs with chrome bumpers fitted :roll:

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#10244 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:44 PM

Not sure about that,but it makes a change from late MGBs with chrome bumpers fitted :roll:

No. It doesn't.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:52 PM

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#10246 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:53 PM

Nice Project
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TRABANT POWER!
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:57 PM

http://i6.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3e/f0/80c...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

I'd tap that.
Loved the one I had, fricking dog slow but utterly indestructible.
Probably the best 'real world' car I ever had and really regret selling it.
It's still out there somewhere according to DVLA.

#10248 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:58 PM

I like those LJ80's although a bag o'sand for one that 'might' need welding is a bit strong.

#10249 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:58 PM

OHH SUBARU 282 ESTATE!
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#10250 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:36 PM

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YES. I would love to own this.

#10251 ONLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:42 PM

Utterly vile machines those. Pog you need therapy!

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:44 PM

Utterly vile machines those. Pog you need therapy!

I expect its beer goggles :lol:

#10253 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:47 PM

I need therapy by Sherpa!That said I just checked the owd insurance, for me and my bud to 'go halfs' on that would cost over £700 a year, so they can get to fuck. (Though its probably not helped that I;ve got 2 speeding offences in last 5 years and that he's got a sting for an accident (smashing up MY range rover, cnut!) and is terminally unemployed, and neither of us have transferrable NCB)

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:53 PM

There is still one of those LDV's running round Leeds as an NHS emergency ambulance. Sure the suspension is GR8 4 BROK BAKS

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 10:57 PM

There is still one of those LDV's running round Leeds as an NHS emergency ambulance. Sure the suspension is GR8 4 BROK BAKS

Christ, you'd be dead before you got to hospital... probably of old age.

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#10256 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 06:22 AM

EDIT

That's a lot of money for a big pile of shit.

what is going on with that spoiler?

MG RV8 nosecone/spoiler?
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#10257 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 06:37 AM

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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That's not even fit for the track.

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:19 AM

Easter hols are here, but think you can't afford to take the kids away?

Beat the crunch with an Autoshite-Approved used caravan:

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HAPPY CAMPING!

#10259 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:42 AM

My grandfolk had a Sprite Muskateer, towed behind a gold Cortina. A picture of 80's shite I'm sure :)

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 10:10 AM

I just picked up my mum's old caravan which I'm going to refurb and tow behind the R16. It's a 1969 Europe Two Mk4...

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60's > 1962 Datsun Bluebird Estate (WP312) - 1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 - 1969 Wolseley 18/85
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