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#10111 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 01:14 PM

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Is it just me, or does this look the sort of car that would appeal to a chap who runs a few girls for a living?

That looks impossibly shit! Just awful. Needs a horrible 'DAZ' Ni plate for the finishing touch.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 01:18 PM

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ENGINE UNFORTUNATELY APPEARS SIEZED AT PRESENT, HAVE PUT SOME DIESEL IN BORES TO TRY AND FREE IT

Am i missing something here, Why Diesel?

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#10113 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 01:28 PM

Diesel can help free pistons/rings that are stuck in bores.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 01:30 PM

Am i missing something here, Why Diesel?

Its a common trick for a seized engine, diesel is after all just a thin oil and much cheaper than penetrating oils.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 01:32 PM

Thanks!, Every day is a school day!

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 03:11 PM

No problem Dave! :lol:

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 04:58 PM

This week at POG'S QUALITY AUTOS:
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:32 PM

WOWZ!!!!

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:37 PM

What's with the wet patch on the floor?! Has any of us lot been to see it already?!

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#10120 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:38 PM

URGZ

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1275cc engine fitted, i can well imagine that a mint Metro Mayfair has been tigerbummed to provide some oily bits for this old crate.

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#10121 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:41 PM

how straight does that look?

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The lad wants €150, canny long way away though.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:46 PM

Sick of not being able to use your Chrysler 180 for A-framing? Heres the answer:

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:54 PM

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I had my first "accident" in one of these, my dad's, in about 1949. family of mum dad and 3 children driving along, mum looks round an says to the 2 she can see in the rear seat "where's Stu?" ' "he fell out" reply older sisters in unison. PANIC. A fairly quick turnaround and litle Stu is found on the road . A hospital stay was next and I could feel the scar from landing on my head for many years. Fortunately I suffered brain damage and can't remember it at all, or the Vauxhall.(Story told to me many times by laughing parents)

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:17 PM

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Hey thats pretty nice innit, only £2150 as well, its even got a months ticket left! Why has no-one snapped it up?

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:38 PM

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CUM 2 DADDY

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:41 PM

Oh well purchased sir! And thank you. If it had still been for sale when I clapped eyes on the advert, I'd now be overdrawn and in lots of trouble. Do let me know if/when you decide to sell mind...

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:53 PM

Will do. I actually spotted this last night and was tempted but decided to sleep on it - then I had another look this morning and realised that none of my current fleet has a towbar - so the CX was pretty much an essential addition really. :wink:

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 09:39 PM

[email protected] and well done at wuvvum, looks nice!

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:44 AM

NEW OOFZ REQUIRED PLEASE:

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:46 AM

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:50 AM

HIYA M8 CAN U TELL ME WHERE THIS CAR IS PARKED PLEASE AS I AM A COLECTKER OV CLASSICS AND WUD LUV 2 T8K A PITCHER OV IT

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:55 AM

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PRIVATE REG AIG 6608 ( INCLUDED OK FOR MAN U FANS AND WORTH ABOUT £400)

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:45 AM

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If I had my own way, it would be the current owners who would be currently missing and their remains could be found on the Italian alps. HOW ZANY

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:24 AM

Oh dear, what a fuggin mess, saloon as well! Good job it wasnt a 3-door as they would probably find it highy amusing to recount the story of the 'Angry datsun enthusiast who reckoned it was the last surviving example' over a half of Fosters in their local 'Hungry Horse' 'pub'. Have they kicked the doors in?I have got a mild Stanza horn at the moment, thats not really pressing my buttons however.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:31 AM

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PRIVATE REG AIG 6608 ( INCLUDED OK FOR MAN U FANS AND WORTH ABOUT £400)

I think not, as AIG will not be United's sponsors as of the end of this season......
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:36 AM

Have they kicked the doors in?

Dunno, but I'd love to kick their door in. Half-tempted to bid it up to like a grand and not bother paying. The kicker is that it has half the mileage of mine and probably has a better scuttle panel - a part I desperately need to cure my leakage woes as mine is beyond my level of repair skill. It even looks like it has a sodding 5-speed box!!

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:39 AM

Buy it and rip the bits off then, surely they can be repainted?I cant see it appealing to anyone with even partial vision - mind you says the bloke who stuck a whacky set of speed stripes and rally number on the micra, the joke is wearing thin now, in fact if it wasnt currently raining I think I would go and rip them off right now.
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It's in Wiltshire, might as well be on the moon.




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