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#10051 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

Look at this!

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#10052 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:09 PM

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:lol: :lol: I still would.

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#10053 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:10 PM

I would do that twice.

#10054 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:17 PM

Would you make it take its trimz off or would you do it with them still on, and just not look at em.

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#10055 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:25 PM

ATTENTION ALL OLD RENNER SNIFFERS:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190295956889

Warning, do not look unless you own a mig welder.

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#10056 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:35 PM

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#10057 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:19 PM

*spaff*

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#10058 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:29 PM

splumph......................pass the wet wipes......................
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

#10059 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:34 PM

********spong*********now where is that old sock :shock:
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#10060 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:36 PM

Imagine turning up to an event with that Sunbeam on a trailer being towed by a Tagora 8)

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#10061 OFFLINE   fotorabia

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:41 AM

Hail a rare Prinz for a Kings ransom....

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#10062 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:40 AM

Converts to £16,000, given that it's effectively Nissan's Lotus Cortina and it looks to be in excellent condition that's probably not unreasonable.Still approximately £15.5k more than I have available, sadly...

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

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And a couple of modern Toyotas


#10063 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:48 AM

http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3d/19/3ff...

If that was a Mk3 I would rip his arm off.

my thoughts exactly..... :?

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#10064 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:50 AM

Have we had this?

Mr Bo11ox - turn The Weasely One green with your choice of pick-up....

http://i19.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3c/bc/95...

FUCK A DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock::shock: if thats an original conversion its mega rare, only a couple of others are know to survive.............got an article somewhere

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 28 March 2009 - 08:14 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... ial_Trucks?
http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3d/19/3ff...
Man of few words on this ad though

Ford Escort Collectors 1.8D Van MK4 1989 G Reg Red

And thats it :lol:
That's the one that went through Anglia Car Auctions on March 7 - one owner and a couple of traders...

Sold for £650 plus commission. Looks good at first, though the door bottoms were a bit scraggy, the passenger side door handle is broken off and the driver's seat (vinyl - mmmmmm) is falling apart.

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#10066 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 08:38 AM

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#10067 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:04 AM

This escort is appealingly grim both inside and out! POVO

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...tem220382510220

You'll be pleased to hear its the 1100cc model, guaranteeing utterly dismal performance and horrendous noise levels.

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#10068 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:20 AM

Hop in, lets drive!!!! IRRESISTABLE!

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Not just any old non-running metro van, this one's had the matt black rattle can kiss of death, and someone has put the entire interior through a threshing machine! LOVELY.

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#10069 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:30 AM

I quite like that Escort! :oops: GR8 FOR SHOWIN CHIKZ UR BLANKIN PL8SAs for the Metro, he's got the standard disclaimer of a haynes manual on the seat, meaning "I had good intentions but the diagrams, they're all wrong man. That's why half the trim is in the footwell"

#10070 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:39 AM


http://i.ebayimg.com/10/!BPV5)pwCGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335084107

The idea of this fills me with utter joy.
Shame this example seems to have been reconstructed out of porridge and painted by David Blunkett using tippex fired from a super-soaker from a range of 12 yards. :roll:

The red avenJa above has required a change of underpants.

#10071 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:12 PM

Someone nudge Rick_Bo11ox

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#10072 OFFLINE   pbottomley

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:55 PM

Have we had this?

Mr Bo11ox - turn The Weasely One green with your choice of pick-up....

http://i19.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3c/bc/95...

FUCK A DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock::shock: if thats an original conversion its mega rare, only a couple of others are know to survive.............got an article somewhere
Pic of an advert for one here....

http://www.vauxhallv...m/?page_id=2755

as you say shite as driven by rocking horse

#10073 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:57 PM

OK, maybe disqualified from 'shite' on account of the condition, but have a look at this old van:
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Beautiful. I'd not be surprised if this gets towards 5-figures.

#10074 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:00 PM

wow, that is SUPA HOT:

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:00 PM

OK, maybe disqualified from 'shite' on account of the condition, but have a look at this old van:
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/3d/ac/49...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0306200865
Beautiful. I'd not be surprised if this gets towards 5-figures.

I dream about vans like that!, Stunning!,
I passed a young lad today in Ipswich being towed in a Yellow Mk1 2-Door Escort estate that looked like it had just been pulled out of his grandad's garage, I had a sex wee when i saw it!

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#10076 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:08 PM

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If owned this I would literally GO TO WORK ON AN EGG.
Marvellous.

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ZOMG!
I would be quite happy to spend the rest of my natural life fettling that.

#10077 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:14 PM

This escort is appealingly grim both inside and out! POVO

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BPNW-eQBGk~$(KG...
http://i4.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/3c/10/37d...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...tem220382510220

You'll be pleased to hear its the 1100cc model, guaranteeing utterly dismal performance and horrendous noise levels.

Still, I'd hit it (if I had room, money etc...)

#10078 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:20 PM

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taxed worse, that'll buff out, 'Easy Restoration' etc
:shock:

#10079 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

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'HI M8 WUD U SWOP 4 MORRIS ITAL RWD GR8 4 DRFTN??? TXT ME BAK"
:wink:

#10080 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:13 PM

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That is spot on, Pog..


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Oh dear.
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...the body is no good,, under the car is rotton. he had a private plate on it few years ago. but never got a nother reg cos he told them he was scraping it... its been stud on are back ramp for 10 years,, THE CAR HAS ONLY DONE 08559 MILES ONLY FROM NEW.... will need a second shell as there is a lot of welding and is down as scrap,, ...so grab a bargain

'8559 MILES FROM NEW'
Bargain. Right.


It gets worse.
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