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#9901 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 08:40 PM

I think you need to read that again with a typical AS level of irony!

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#9902 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 08:45 PM

Oh I did, but I know many fools who have gone the Prima route.............even in a 109......and it sickens me....to go DOWN in CCs is just wrong on SO many levels!
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#9903 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:11 PM

Ford Escort accordian edition. :lol: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280323193003

:lol: :lol: Why not just buy a transit? You really could for that price!

Some people dont love Transits..?

Really ??? that a shocking bit of news :shock: :shock:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#9904 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:27 PM

Shiny!

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#9905 ONLINE   M'coli

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:33 PM

Shiny!

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OMG that's lush! Yogurt spilled!

#9906 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

Shiny!

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You know, I think I could quite easily live with that....or even in it.

#9907 OFFLINE   Gompo

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:08 PM

Some people dont love Transits..?

Really ??? that a shocking bit of news :shock: :shock:

Honestly. I quite like them but my Gran think's they're wank. That Allegro is a bit of a machine. Quite a good description too. I keep on threatening to get an estate to my Mrs, saying that we could sleep in the back of it.. I dont think she is that tempted - although I'm yet to show her the Allegro.

#9908 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:37 PM

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SHOW THE WORLD YOU ARE A MORONIC WANKER BY BUYING THIS CAR 'FOR COMIC RELIEF'.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:38 PM

Just a point about those Comic Relief stickers on cars, I'm not looking forward to getting cars with them still installed years later, baked onto the paint. At least the plastic noses which sat on the grille could be easily removed and hurled into a furnace.

#9910 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:40 PM

Are they actually stickers then? I had assumed they were like giant fridge magnets.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 11:53 PM

Ford Escort accordian edition. :lol: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280323193003

:lol: :lol: Why not just buy a transit? You really could for that price!

Some people dont love Transits..?

Really ??? that a shocking bit of news :shock: :shock:

Whaat? Surely that's a lie!
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#9912 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 11:54 PM

Are they actually stickers then? I had assumed they were like giant fridge magnets.

I thought that too, but maybe that would be a bit expensive.
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#9913 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:26 AM

Its crap that they dont do the plastic noses anymore i suspect because on most modern horrors you either cant get into the back of the grille to fasten the things without removing the engine or they just dont have a grille at all.

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#9914 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:48 AM

Uber shite alert!

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#9915 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 07:48 AM

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/s...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0378075406
SHOW THE WORLD YOU ARE A MORONIC WANKER BY BUYING THIS CAR 'FOR COMIC RELIEF'.

My daughter is bidding on that, I quite like it too!

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#9916 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:11 AM

Those comic relief noses are giant fridge magnets, the wife had one on her car and it's now holding a bill onto the fridge.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:12 AM

Thank God for that, it's bad enough removing dreary football team stickers, let alone grinning red noses.

#9918 ONLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:25 AM

I can confirm they are fridge magnets. I had to stop and retrieve one form a customers car on road test the other week. I felt a complete dick running about the grass verge trying to get it. I would normally have said "bollocks to it" but it was a returning complaint from a previous non-fix..........so I had to show willing!
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:38 AM

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 11:37 AM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/39/e6/21f...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0314388648

Ideal for hen nights! Imagine a bunch of bleary-looking women piling out of that. Utter turmoil.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:03 PM

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#9923 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:04 PM

Can I post this? It's mine, and it's shite, but it works fine.



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Posted 23 March 2009 - 05:53 PM

The Ital van there is the one I bid on when inebriated. :oops:

And I thought the Cav SRi had been sold as it had disappeared from it's resting place about 100m from Pog Towerz, but clearly not - just been relocated a couple of hundred yards further away.

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Lovely. Though most likely to get turned into some kind of half-arsed retro dr1ft slag.

#9925 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 06:05 PM

if you wanna half arsed retro drift slag, heres the tool you need:

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 06:07 PM

Hey if that had a link, I bet someone would buy it.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 06:53 PM

http://i8.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/39/a2/720...
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Who you gonna call? (depends on the price per ton really)

I think it's quite a hackneyed idea among zany banger rallyists

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#9928 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 07:46 PM

http://i11.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3c/5e/d1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0383160042

Just one question, why?

Holy shit that's hideous.
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#9929 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 08:54 PM

It might have a bodykit, but it only appears to have half a body.. :? Which is better, a bodykit or a body?There's only one way to find out.....FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!What a snotgobbler.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 10:08 PM

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Carb-fed Bluebird surely on a one-way ticket to the oval?

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Temporarily incapacitated Astra for £40




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