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#9871 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:03 AM

I currently NEED something with MOT til Sept (at least) and BIG! Get on it boys! Best thing I found was this!
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0301601621
And my wife said yes!!!
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#9872 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:03 AM

This looks well worth the £450 its currenlty at:

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#9873 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:04 AM

Isnt your 929 big enough Panda?

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:05 AM

MOT is out soon, Needs a couple of jobs, plus my missus won't drive it due to it not having an auto choke!
YUM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0379672418
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#9875 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 12:22 PM

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:40 PM

nice little thing:

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#9877 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:44 PM

This sherpa is a 2-litre petrol job! Must be a bit of a handful in the wet. And., its got a sliding door! GR8 4 FALLING OUT ON LEFT HANDERS

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£200 BIN, I WOULD LOVE IT

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 01:48 PM

LOL!!!! Sunvisor looks particularly skilfully fitted.

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Shouldn't laugh really, its got an 'animal' front bumper. :lol: :lol:

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:01 PM

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I STOLE THIS OFF SOME BRITISH SOLDIERS IN 1986 AND KEPT IT AS A MEMENTO. SINCE THE GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT IT HAS BECOME A GREAT BIG PAIN IN THE ARSE CLOGGING UP MY DRIVEWAY DOING NOWT. SO I AM FLOGGING IT WITHOUT RESERVE. UNIONSTS ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BID ON THIS ITEM. NON-PAYERS WILL BE KNEECAPPED. HAPPY BIDDING, GERRY_A1958

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:32 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BOOHK+!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270356219562

That is lovely!, and £1295 doesn't sound to bad to me nether.

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#9881 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:55 PM

This has been on the bay over a trillion times now. Last time it was on at £275 starting bid, no-one bid on it then one day from the end he upped it to £375! Outcome: UNSOLD

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I'd love it, though I'd love it more if it was not an auto.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:55 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BOOHK+!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270356219562

That is lovely!, and £1295 doesn't sound to bad to me nether.
Your nether regions? :wink:

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:56 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BOOHK+!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270356219562

That is lovely!, and £1295 doesn't sound to bad to me nether.
Your nether regions? :wink:
There liking it too! :D

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#9884 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:59 PM

HEY WOW, A COSSIE

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Sure enough, theres the turbocharged 2.0 'YB' right there.

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Nice strut brace! Looks like a pro job, sort of.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:01 PM

1 4 DA RENNER KRU:

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Loks like a minter

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:07 PM

Before:

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During:

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NICE WORK, THAT LOOKS MUCH BETTER :x

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:21 PM

That bodykit's hideous,it looks like it was meant for something else.And what's going on with the front grille? :?

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#9888 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:35 PM

this is nice, but £1500 + no MOT?

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:40 PM

this is a fugly little beast!

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660cc with (misbehaving) selectable 4WD! I would love this, might lob a cheeky one in although i'm sure its problems are far beyond what i'm capable of fixing. HIRST does this have anything in common with your little daihatsus?

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#9890 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:41 PM

more daihatsu dross:

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I'd love one of these, couldn't pay £400 for one though even if it was a cracker.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

JESUS:

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 04:56 PM

JESUS:

http://i10.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/3b/fc/98...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270362447957

Just been looking at myself, He's a bit hopeful though...

IF you want to buy the truck before the auction ends £10,000 WILL PERSUADE ME TO WITHDRAW THE TRUCK.


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Posted 22 March 2009 - 05:05 PM

I Love Lemons.

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How do i use this 'ere camera then??

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Anybody want to buy a kidney?

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 05:22 PM

There was a 130 Coupe being used as a tow car at the Lancia track day I went to last week 8)

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 05:33 PM

There was a 130 Coupe being used as a tow car at the Lancia track day I went to last week 8)

I think the pain of having the kidney removed without antiseptic would be less painful then the running costs of the Fiat.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:21 PM

this is a fugly little beast!

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BOrSM3Q!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230331709412

660cc with (misbehaving) selectable 4WD! I would love this, might lob a cheeky one in although i'm sure its problems are far beyond what i'm capable of fixing. HIRST does this have anything in common with your little daihatsus?

It's based on the L200-series previous to mine so it will share bits from the Mira we got in the early 90s, as well as the Perodua Nippa. Dunno what you'd do about the 4WD stuff though, it's fulltime 4WD on my pair.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:38 PM

Ford Escort accordian edition. :lol: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280323193003

:lol: :lol: Why not just buy a transit? You really could for that price!

Some people dont love Transits..? I dont see a problem with it really - seems a lot better than those Rascal's you get with a caravan body dumped on the back. If the car is in reasonable condition I think it's a decent price.. it's probably not though, else it would have gone by now.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 07:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/p...
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HAHAHAHA that has ruined me!! Genius.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 07:44 PM

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Shabby Landrover with parped engine (+ amusing WTF reg).
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Posted 22 March 2009 - 07:55 PM

Why would anyone want to shove a Prima in ANY Land Rover? Dreadful engine....I'll keep me 2 and a quarter diesel any day (until I find a good shape 200 Tdi which will bolt up without trauma)
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