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#9811 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:40 AM

Cracking Shite listing.

i will paint it for the rite money

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0361623721
Win for the photo.
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I know they lashed the A series to a VW box in the Maestro, but I never knew they offered a 5 speed variant with the 1300cc donkey - must be an Austraiiaan special
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#9812 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:26 AM

Extra points too for a description totally devoid of punctuation!

Vauxhall Zafira 1.8 Comfort

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#9813 OFFLINE   ashmicro

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:38 AM

Cracking Shite listing.

i will paint it for the rite money

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...ST ... 240:1318 Win for the photo.

Maybe the upside down photo was taken with this in mind:
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#9814 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:05 AM

You would have thought the market for this would be very small but it's had 7 bids.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=230331082822

#9815 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:42 PM

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#9816 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:02 PM

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YES!

#9817 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:36 PM

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Unusual non-GSI 4x4 chavalier. GR3 pic skills!

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:14 PM

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:21 PM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/M...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150332598441

Yeah, two bacons please mate.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:23 PM

I'll have some meat and wine chewing gum please. It's like one of my main meals, but longer lasting.

#9821 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

http://i12.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/3b/9d/d9...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0304368207
Unusual non-GSI 4x4 chavalier. GR3 pic skills!

"Valuable BRY registration"....RLY? WTF? ETC. It's a three digit one too, hardly the holy grail of registrations. Can't be too many people called Bryan lusting after one of the early povvo 4x4 Cavs, and you can't transfer it off since it's got no MoT. Valuable my arse.

#9822 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:29 PM

850cc - GR8 for exploring the Alps! Take a few spare head gaskets and a big Helicoil kit.

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#9823 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:32 PM

Two grand buy it now!!!

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I would love that.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:34 PM

I wouldn't mind a J-wagon at some point.

Ooh that looks damn useful

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0323063004

But this one is cooler

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0307918258

#9825 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:36 PM

Audi 80 quattro - hewn from a solid block of QUAL.

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#9826 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:44 PM

I have just ruptured something ROFFLING at the Burga Van.

#9827 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:44 PM

I'd hit that:

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#9828 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:48 PM

'Never seen a welder', this is absolutely glorious!

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Imagine that, all 'doctored' up to the max, just beautiful. I hope it makes decent coin.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

Cor, I love that generation of 80 8)

Here are a couple of interesting Renners:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0311515560

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0307472505

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Right, sod it now. I'm fucked off trying to get eBay pages to load. :evil:

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

I'd hit that:

http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/3b/a3/959...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150333743200

I'm keeping a watch on that one, although if I get it, it'll be getting raped of it's decent sheet metalwork to fix my Europe. A worthy cause I reckon :lol:

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

Seller not telling lies about the interior on the Cherry needing a clean-up!

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The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
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#9833 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

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OMG, she's so hot.... hot like a curry! I must tell her. But how?

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#9834 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:52 PM

http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/3b/96/573...

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Fogkin ell thats just what I need.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:52 PM

Here's a qual bit o' shite...

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60's > 1962 Datsun Bluebird Estate (WP312) - 1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 - 1969 Wolseley 18/85
70's > 1971 Datsun 1600 SSS (PL510) - 1971 Datsun 1400 Deluxe (N510) - 1975 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710) - 1976 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710)

80's > 1980 Peugeot J7 - 1980 Dodge Van - 1984 Nissan Cherry Europe GTi (920) x2 - 1985 Nissan Cherry Spirit (N12) - 1988 Nissan Prairie 1.8 (M10) 

90's > 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6 (NA) - 1992 Mazda 323 LXI (BG) - 1996 Toyota Paseo ST

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:52 PM

I'm keeping a watch on that one, although if I get it, it'll be getting raped of it's decent sheet metalwork to fix my Europe. A worthy cause I reckon :lol:

Put the plate on retention to sell onto a C33 Laurel owner?

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


#9837 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:54 PM

YES YES...

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60's > 1962 Datsun Bluebird Estate (WP312) - 1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 - 1969 Wolseley 18/85
70's > 1971 Datsun 1600 SSS (PL510) - 1971 Datsun 1400 Deluxe (N510) - 1975 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710) - 1976 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710)

80's > 1980 Peugeot J7 - 1980 Dodge Van - 1984 Nissan Cherry Europe GTi (920) x2 - 1985 Nissan Cherry Spirit (N12) - 1988 Nissan Prairie 1.8 (M10) 

90's > 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6 (NA) - 1992 Mazda 323 LXI (BG) - 1996 Toyota Paseo ST

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#9838 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:59 PM

Check this sierra, grey grille and horribly basic trim.... could it be the elusive Sierra 'base'? Someone has clearly missed the point when they wnaged those wheels on.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:07 PM

Check this sierra, grey grille and horribly basic trim.... could it be the elusive Sierra 'base'? Someone has clearly missed the point when they wnaged those wheels on.

http://i10.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/3b/94/f2...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190295215281

Damn, there it is - the holy grail! And in beige too and on a Y-plate! :shock:8):shock:8)

Marvel at the basic-ness of the door trims. Bit dear mind :?




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