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#9571 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 05:36 PM

I saw that one, sounded interesting until I got to "immobiliser problem", situations like that rarely end well!

lol, Yeah i did spot that as well, Could be a world of pain!

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#9572 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 06:02 PM

That is actually super cool! Having its original stut tops I suspect the rest of the car isn't plated to hell either so definitely a restorable proposition I'd have thought.

#9573 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 06:32 PM

Corsair Estate! :shock: I'd LOVE one of those, not that one though, especially for 800 quid...And £300 for that 850 Mini?! OK it's tax exempt but still...

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#9574 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 09:59 PM

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#9575 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:30 PM

Wow an 850, bet that's quick.

Hey, don't be dissing the 850! I had an 850 mini once, it was pretty quick. Up to 40 mph, anyway, afterwhich it was pointless. It was the biggest shitter you have ever seen too, faded red & grey primer on white wellerZ. Stylin.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:35 PM

Wow an 850, bet that's quick.

It was the biggest shitter you have ever seen too, faded red & grey primer on white wellerZ. Stylin.

My 1000 auto was blue with one white door and Cooper stripes :lol: :lol: :lol:

#9577 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:59 PM

My aunt had an 850 Auto, that was scarily slow :shock: I remember she once tried to overtake a bus up a slight hill and it started to slow down when we were nearly past it, just as some cars started to come the other way...I didn't go in it after that.

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#9578 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:13 PM

Did we have this yet?
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INTERCONTINENTAL-MISSILE-GRADE-SHITE.

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yes.

Hey look: It's another of those shatpank mahindra things. No 'Indenor' 40bhp dizzla here tho'
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A worthy weldathon.

#9579 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:18 PM

I'm suprised someone hasn't Trotterizd that bond..

#9580 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:18 PM

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Is there an engine in there?

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#9581 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:20 PM

That is 250cc of RAW POWER. :roll: :wink:

#9582 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:21 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BOG2cVw!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0329989645
A worthy weldathon.

I could buy it for ickle_seth - might be roadworthy buy the time she's 17!

#9583 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:34 PM

Welcome to SHIT BOX SPECIAL...


I R VOSATRON ALL UR SVA FAIL R BELONG TO ME
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This is genuinely saddening though:
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#9584 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:13 AM

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yes.

Shit a brick, dad would love that, then again maybe he wouldn't - he drove the pre production prototype on a shakedown run from Preston to Portsmouth, fully laden - his top speed was less than 30 mph :shock:
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:04 AM

Welcome to SHIT BOX SPECIAL...


I R VOSATRON ALL UR SVA FAIL R BELONG TO ME
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/25/kil...

You got a proper giggle from me with that, well done!


This is genuinely saddening though:
http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/36/c8/e0...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0290599677 :cry:

I think the saddening thing is that it's already at nearly £250 quid.

Seriously, there's more work in that than in keeping Jade Goody out of the papers.

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#9586 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:27 AM

Have we had the Datsun estate yet?
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Rare, beige, brown interior... :D :D :D

#9587 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:27 AM

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Is there an engine in there?

Did somebody put some kind of cooler on top of a starter motor?
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#9588 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:29 AM

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Is there an engine in there?

There's enough space to fit a 350YPVS motor and pipes in there, though.

#9589 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 12:20 PM

Odd Renault 4, I thought that only the Renault 3 had the filled in rear quarter windows. :?

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Guess its a commercial version..

#9590 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:37 PM

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 05:26 PM

http://i12.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/38/75/ef...http://i9.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/38/75/f29...
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Sadly has been driven through a gate on TV.

I like that. I probably wouldn't bother fixing it either.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:18 PM

Some fantastic plastics

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Not seen this front end shape before, and didn't realise they were still churning them out in 2000!
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:29 PM

I saw a programme about it on the TV. Somebody, who might have been a former Jaguar MD, had bought Reliant and was full of big plans. He changed the car's name back to Robin because he reckoned everybody calls them that anyway. From memory they cost £10k so they weren't exactly fighting the customers off with a shitty stick.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:56 PM

I saw a programme about it on the TV. Somebody, who might have been a former Jaguar MD, had bought Reliant and was full of big plans. He changed the car's name back to Robin because he reckoned everybody calls them that anyway. From memory they cost £10k so they weren't exactly fighting the customers off with a shitty stick.

I do recall that. Wasn't it called 'Trouble at the top' or something?

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#9596 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:12 PM

GAH! Look at the sheer beauty of this!!!

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I can only begin to imagine the sheer depression I would feel after 4 solid weeks of evenings welding plates into this old heap! Looks lovely though.

I know that car, its a shitheap as you would expect, but the worse bit is the lucky buyer will have to extract it from the worst part of Newport, which is a bit like saying the worst part of Somalia.

The guy's into old televisions, and I have given him some old sets in the past. The two times I dropped off stuff there, there was heavy police presence and a heavily vandalised car in evidence .

Seriously, this estate makes the 'Shameless' one look like South Kensington. I did not let my car out of my sight, and will never go there again.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:23 PM

No ebay but anciennes.net. This R16 looks pretty damned nice for 750 euros and it's a stones throw from Calais too...

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:30 PM

No ebay but anciennes.net. This R16 looks pretty damned nice for 750 euros and it's a stones throw from Calais too...

http://www.anciennes.net/images/6/67407d...

http://www.anciennes.net/images/a/a28791...

It looks nice but it's got a burnt out valve and is running on 3 so would be a trailer job (or A frame I suppose). How easy is it to get hold of R16 mechanical bits over here?

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:32 PM

Oily bits shouldn't be an issue. If it's running it'd probably make it back on three okay I'd imagine.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:34 PM

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