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#9421 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:37 PM

I think we should all chip in and buy it to keep as an Autoshite mascot. A little Pet Datsun. Excellent. I'll look after it first! :D

I had one of those things, a red two door one. GNF 709N I think it was. Twas in my days of faffage, so I found a dead RWD Sunny, nicked the 1.5 engine out of it and bolted it into the 100A. Then it was quite good fun. I've only ever bought two cars for less than the value of the tax in the window. That 100A (£10 with two months tax and a few weeks MOT), and a Skoda Estelle that I bought at the auctions in '88 or '89 for £25 (including £15 auction indemnity thing). Skoda had 10 months MOT and 11 months tax. Cashing in the tax got me around £85 and the Skoda went across the bridge of no return for around £40. I almost feel guilty, but I was 18ish, I really didn't want to be seen owning a Skoda.. How things change, I can't wait to get Ye Olde Octavia back on the road this summer.

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#9422 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:41 PM

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aye carumba

#9423 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:45 PM

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/37/58/0b...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0291538354

Have we had this one?

ZOMG

Bloody hell, that is just too lush for words!

#9424 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:34 PM

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Not cheap, but I reckon that one of these could tick an immense number of boxes.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:32 PM

I had one of those consul capris... unfortunately mine was largely made out of papier mache. looked great though, the newspaper front end was damn convincing.With no hope of getting replacement panels i had to flog it... but i have to say, it was very useable.. quite nippy and nice to drive. Only problem is they all have a problem with the door latches, which means the doors like to fly open on corners.

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#9426 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 12:03 AM

They are a fabulous looking car...even in that condition it is appealing.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:41 AM

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aye carumba

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#9428 OFFLINE   pbottomley

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:40 PM

First time post, lurked for years!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...tem220370889069

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Top quality body moulding!!!

#9429 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:55 PM

Nice garden!

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#9430 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:45 PM

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Hoo-hoo!

I got all excited by this next one, came up on my 'fave searches', old Land Rover, £0.01 opener, within 5 miles of my manor:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0291491660
But then:

the car is in Wilveliscombe, Somerset

Very helpful. :roll::roll::roll:

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:53 PM

I got all excited by this next one, came up on my 'fave searches', old Land Rover, £0.01 opener, within 5 miles of my manor: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0291491660 But then:

the car is in Wilveliscombe, Somerset

Very helpful. :roll: :roll: :roll:

About 15 mile from me if you want it looked at or pics, Pog.

#9432 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:37 PM

First time post, lurked for years!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...tem220370889069

http://i12.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/36/a7/0b...

Top quality body moulding!!!

hey theres some gold in this one.

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God help us what a diabolical shitbox.

The for a 30 year old car is in very good condition

INCORRECT, ITS IN TERRIBLE CONDITION

I did it so I could have my child hood dream car is well as a family car. I have since brought a V12 Jaguar XJS

Oh aye, i guess you have fulfilled your dream now and its time to move on. Fair enough.

It is a non runner and has no engine in it

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#9433 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:41 PM

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PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I AM SELLING THIS CAR ON BEHALF OF SOMEONE ELSE AND WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IF THE CAR IS NOT UPTO SCRATCH

Fair enough innnit.

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#9434 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 06:51 PM

When I spotted this I knocked over a FULL PINT GLASS OF OMG!

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€500

front end looks a bit chewed up like. How can I justify buying that when I've already got one french-regd old mazda sitting mouldering? Answer: I CANT.

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#9435 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 06:56 PM

this STUNNAH is only €400 but its a long way away.

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#9436 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 07:12 PM

big long wolf whistle at that cavalier from me...
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 07:16 PM

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/37/2b/18...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290300338592

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I AM SELLING THIS CAR ON BEHALF OF SOMEONE ELSE AND WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IF THE CAR IS NOT UPTO SCRATCH

Fair enough innnit.
If said wanker sells the car via his account then he's responsible, end of! eBay just seems full of buck-shifting retards these days.

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#9438 OFFLINE   mirafioriman

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:03 PM

You can see his point. If he has listed it for a friend without Internet access or without an ebay account then you are dealing with the seller not him. Really if you are serious about buying an ebay car you have to either go to see it or hope for the best. If in doubt don't bid!

#9439 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:13 PM

You can see his point. If he has listed it for a friend without Internet access or without an ebay account then you are dealing with the seller not him. Really if you are serious about buying an ebay car you have to either go to see it or hope for the best. If in doubt don't bid!

As far as eBay are concerned, you list the car under your account then you are responsible for it. I wonder if anyone has actually read the T&Cs they accept when signing up with eBay/Paypal. It will be the eBay seller's feedback that takes the hit if all goes pear-shaped.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:16 PM

You can see his point. If he has listed it for a friend without Internet access or without an ebay account then you are dealing with the seller not him. Really if you are serious about buying an ebay car you have to either go to see it or hope for the best. If in doubt don't bid!

either that or he's trying to shirk the responsibility for the car or the tax man :wink:
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:34 PM

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1984 TALBOT SAMBA WHICH IS DUE TO BECOME TAX EXEMPT THIS AUG 09.

How many years is it since the rolling exemption was canned? Must at least 10 :roll:

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:39 PM

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I bet these are gr8 fun to hoon about in. Leaf springs at the back!

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:42 PM

Yawn-tastic scene clone golf:

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german plates, checky roof and crosshair lights..... ORIGINAL

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:44 PM

AltOoh! 1986 will be the last year for our no-longer-rolling exemption rule... near ferries, rhd for jdm-style coolness* - must try to resist.*probably only applies to AE86s and Skyrines.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:51 PM

Oooooh look!

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Z1.$OMG how cool is that!!!

The gear lever even looks a bit like a cock.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:53 PM

There used to be an Israeli registered XT coupe on a drive not far from me. Disappeared a couple of years ago now. Don't think it was a turbo though.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:54 PM

UR JOKIN ME RITE?

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Some superb interior photos with this one.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:59 PM

Excellent. Though perhaps you should see a Doctor Mr Bol!

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 09:03 PM

WOW, that red one is lovely! If only I had the money, space, time, skillz etc...

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 09:16 PM

Excellent. Though perhaps you should see a Doctor Mr Bol!

Because of his eyes, vehicular taste or cock shape?




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