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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#9001 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:04 PM

Or This? Loveley, but a bit dear?
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#9002 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:07 PM

Niiiice!!
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:10 PM

Will someone on here adopt me and buy me this? (And then help me fix it?)http://i11.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/07/29/0f...

If that is an 8.32 I know where there's a proper doggy one of those with a perfect engine and interior...

I keep thinking about it, but even I'm not mental enough to buy it.

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

Anyone want my house?
My wife?
Just buy this - not shite, just lovely, didn't know where to post it...
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:14 PM

Hmm, plastic not so fanastic. Give me a nice period-tuned notchback thanks.

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:20 PM

How DARE you!!You, car-park now, a damned good thrashing awaits you sir!! :wink:

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:57 PM

That mini is Shagadelic Baby!
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:01 PM

That range rover is just taking the piss!!!! :shock:

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:33 PM

hey look at this excellent greebomatic sierra! Looks beautifully basic.

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/32/42/b3...
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IF YOU WANT A CLASSIC UP AND COMING FORD AUTOMATIC.THIS IS IT.

no its not

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:50 PM

hey look at this excellent greebomatic sierra! Looks beautifully basic.
http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/32/42/b3...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110350762437

IF YOU WANT A CLASSIC UP AND COMING FORD AUTOMATIC.THIS IS IT.

no its not
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IF YOU WANT A CLASSIC UP AND COMING FORD AUTOMATIC.THIS IS NOT IT-DUE TO C.V.H ENGINE


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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:31 AM

http://i23.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/32/49/32...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0309655631

Capable of 20 miles per charge!


How did they find that out?
Stuck a bike odometer on it then drove it round in circles until it conked??

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:57 AM

Niiiice!!
http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/32/64/84...
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Phwoar! I would love that 25 but swmbo will surely have my nads on a stick!

Not seen one of these before, are they any good?

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:45 AM

Not seen one of these before, are they any good?
http://i20.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/30/5e/59...

One of the girls at work had one, and apart from the bonnet catch failing and thwacking the bonnet into the windscreen, the CHG failing and then it catching fire it was very reliable. She has replaced it with a Megane CC now.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:32 AM

Another fine exponent of the 'ebay photographique' art movement:
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Je suis un peasant
Still, £50 though, so what's not to like?

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:54 PM

GR8 FOR BEING JOHN THAW WITH A PUSH CHAIR

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:36 PM

http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/32/48/c7...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0309663901

Ringer of the week?

No, it must be an early Range Rover. It has the right grille. :roll:

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:42 PM

It is a pre 87 mind because of the door hinges.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:05 PM

couold you even get a 4-dr rangey in 1972? I've got in my head that they didnt appear till the 80's.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:13 PM

I don't think that they were made until the 80s either, but the only way this could not be a complete ringer is to stick a 4-door body on a 72 chassis, I suppose, rather than stick a 4-door Rangie on a 1972 VIN plate. It is still on carbs, however - if you were going to ring a newer one, wouldn't you do it to one with efi? I would.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

4-doors were around from about '81 and they went to EFI I think around '85. It's possible it's legit. But it's also possible that it's dodgy, but not dodgy enough to prove one way or the other (unlike the blatant '92 Vogues you see which are 'tax exempt')But what would you do - spend 100 hours swapping bits around to do it 'right' or half an hour swapping the tags.....

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:03 PM

I've just sold something on eBay for £95. It cost £1.47 to list it, plus another £6.03 when it sold. Then when the seller sent the paypal money over, I lost another £3.32. Total cost of the deal: £10.82, or 11.4% of the sale price. is it me or have the sellers fees risen dramatically in the last year or so?

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:28 PM

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:37 PM

Enough with the Shuggie Otis/Brothers Johnson lyrics Bo11ox!!!Strawberry Letter 23 is good but I prefer I'll Be Good To You!

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:01 PM

I wouldn't know about eBay charges because for some reason they have locked me out of my account and deleted all my legitimate auctions, purporting that my account has been hacked. Brill!

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:07 PM

What a bunch of ass-felchers.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:11 PM

Hey, a Jag XJC for £750 sheets. Brill, best looking car evah.
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Look at the view from behind though.... check the arch.... HANGING.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

They also cancelled any bids I had on auctions, they best sort it soon as there's some stuff I really fancy. However I suspect they will not.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:21 PM

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I'd fancy having a wazz around in one of these old Cav's now I am a bit older and can drive a >1400cc car without instantly binning it.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:46 PM

check out this guys toybox. http://shop.ebay.co....rchant/grab1001 nyom!
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