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#8941 OFFLINE   Mr Average

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:23 AM

omfg!!!1!
http://i7.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/31/76/807...
I'm gonna have to go for a lie down.

That reminds me I parked up against this one back in the summer on Hastings seafront, absolutely stunning it was and MINT, nice owner to!

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#8942 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:25 AM

Theres twO then cos this is scouse! The other is probally hiding now your his BL STALKER!!1!!!

#8943 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:37 PM

Hey this 1380 supercharged mini pick-up is pretty smart.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170301861468
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A snip at just 14 GRAND

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#8944 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:40 PM

Hey remember this truck?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110349862512

Sold a fortnight ago for £800 with 1 weeks ticket, now the winners got it back up as a non-runner starting at £300!

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:48 PM

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#8946 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:42 PM

Hey remember this truck?

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/31/c7/f4...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110349862512

Sold a fortnight ago for £800 with 1 weeks ticket, now the winners got it back up as a non-runner starting at £300!

I seem to remember selling a manky old saloon version of one of these to someone about 467 years ago. It "failed to proceed" within a fortnight, snapped cam belt/chain [can't remember which] Refunded money, and a mate of mine stuck , from memory, a Pinto in it [are they rwd?]
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#8947 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:58 PM

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Hey, how comes this isn't £5000 yet?
And it's already got the automatic tunnel for the inevitable 2.1 Pinto + Type 9

#8948 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:02 PM

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YES PLEASE.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:09 PM

Hey remember this truck?

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/31/c7/f4...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110349862512

Sold a fortnight ago for £800 with 1 weeks ticket, now the winners got it back up as a non-runner starting at £300!

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Seller: kim77wine ( 95 [Feedback score is 50 to 99] 01-Feb-09 20:03
Car not as described.Broken down on the way home-engine damage.Never again!!!

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Reply by kim77wine (03-Feb-09 18:15):
Sold on behalf of a friend. If you werent happy your shouldnt have brought it!!!

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Follow-up by ladislyn (04-Feb-09 14:19):
If the description was honest we wouldn`t have bought it!!!Nice friend-a layer!!

Oh dear...
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#8950 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:24 PM

I mailed the truck sella...

Hi Nick. Not sure what it is. It wouldn`t start. Broke down on the way home on the M25. Temperature light came on and we were not able to start it again. The engine still turns over but it doesn`t start. I will add full description tonight. Hope this helps. Regards. Lynette.

Hmm.

#8951 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:57 PM

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#8952 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:02 PM

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DOGGING-SPEC MARINA

#8953 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:18 PM

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Seth. I challenge you to a DUEL.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:22 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...ER ... 240:1318 not far from me either....

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

http://i7.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/31/6a/e43...

I see your thing, and raise you this Tomos (with extra shite points because its from from Woolworths...)

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-5-DOOR-SALOON-RED-1984-10-MONTHS-MOT_W0QQitemZ250371706824QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item250371706824&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318 not far from me either....

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#8957 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:33 PM

That Ford truck seller's another clueless dipshit who knows not the difference between bought and brought! :roll:

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:14 PM

I see your thing, and raise you this Tomos (with extra shite points because its from from Woolworths...)

http://i14.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/30/e1/8b...

Littlewoods catalogue used to sell those too, just 8492 weekly instalments of 49p, or something.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:25 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... otorcycles?

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#8960 OFFLINE   Louise2cv

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

Have we had this beauty yet, over on carandclassic?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

'Pantoufle' indeed.

Morgan style 3 wheeler

:x

count to ten Louise.

One of the worst bits of 2cv owning is a similar problem that occurs when people describe their Lomaxs (lomi?).

These types of car are called "Morgan threewheeler style/replica" in much the same way that I am "Pamela Anderson style": I have two eyes and two legs and it seems this is qualification enough to say that I am a Pammy replica.


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Posted 11 February 2009 - 10:12 PM

These types of car are called "Morgan threewheeler style/replica" in much the same way that I am "Pamela Anderson style": I have two eyes and two legs and it seems this is qualification enough to say that I am a Pammy replica.

I think you should let us be the judge of that! Photos please :)

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 10:25 PM

These types of car are called "Morgan threewheeler style/replica" in much the same way that I am "Pamela Anderson style": I have two eyes and two legs and it seems this is qualification enough to say that I am a Pammy replica.

I think you should let us be the judge of that! Photos please :)

:lol: I thought the same-but was too polite to ask :oops:

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:37 PM

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sub-ton nissan primula

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:41 PM

Not at all shite but can anyone read this advert or is it just me?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130287024733

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:47 PM

"Zaz"

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"Does Run"

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Hirst!

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:53 PM

Not at all shite but can anyone read this advert or is it just me?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130287024733

http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/31/ab/30...

I couldn't until I highlighted the text using the mouse... not a well thought-through choice of colours.

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#8967 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 05:46 PM

hey thats canny for £450, GALANT TURBO!

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'It won't pass the MOT as I have taken the back seat out' That was a smart move then wasnt it, you have saved 5kg but now are not allowed to drive the thing on the road, winnAr!!!

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#8968 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 05:57 PM

Is that a funny French rule then?! :?

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:06 PM

Hey Bollox you should get that Galant Turbo, getting an interior for it would be a bit of a ballache but it could be done - there's loads of Sigmas in Aussie breakers yards, you could just give it the interior of a standard Australian-built Sigma, it'd be nice enough. I bet if you sold the bucket seats and race harnesses etc. it'd pay for all that no bother.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:16 PM

Hey remember this truck?

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/31/c7/f4...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110349862512

Sold a fortnight ago for £800 with 1 weeks ticket, now the winners got it back up as a non-runner starting at £300!

Feedback left for others:

Seller: kim77wine ( 95 [Feedback score is 50 to 99] 01-Feb-09 20:03
Car not as described.Broken down on the way home-engine damage.Never again!!!

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Sold on behalf of a friend. If you werent happy your shouldnt have brought it!!!

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Follow-up by ladislyn (04-Feb-09 14:19):
If the description was honest we wouldn`t have bought it!!!Nice friend-a layer!!

Oh dear...
Yo bo11ox get on it, I've got a running 1800 you can have for nowt :)




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