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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#8671 OFFLINE mouseflakes

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:49 PM

Not even remotely shite, but... :shock:

The Doctor will see you now...

1992 Mitsubishi L300 Delica - roof rebuild underway 1992 Subaru Justy

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#8672 OFFLINE outlaw118

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:49 PM

This is in my 'hood, but I don't recall seeing it about. Wish I had...[http]

2004 Alfa Romeo 156 JTD Sportwagon - Much Lovliness

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#8673 OFFLINE outlaw118

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:50 PM

Bollocks.

2004 Alfa Romeo 156 JTD Sportwagon - Much Lovliness

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2012 Vauxhall Combo 1.3 Dizzle - Workshite

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#8674 OFFLINE wuvvum

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:52 PM

There y'go.

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#8675 OFFLINE mouseflakes

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:57 PM

My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1992 Mitsubishi L300 Delica - roof rebuild underway 1992 Subaru Justy

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#8676 OFFLINE seth

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:05 PM

Not even remotely shite, but...

WooWW!! Sorry but that is way cooler than all of the Leyland bilge he's had added together!

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#8677 OFFLINE Milford Cubicle

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0298872067

Shitest BX spec? I hope it gets saved!

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#8678 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:09 AM

That 'doctor spec' Neuclasse is awesome. I want it.Astra Celeb is nice too, my mate hippy ray had one years back and it was class.... he then had a Belmont SRI before smoking too much green and thinking VW's were best. I do rate the Astras highly though. Very nice cars 4 pooting about in.

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#8679 OFFLINE Father Ted

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:07 AM

http://i24.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/2f/9d/fc...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0298872067

Shitest BX spec? I hope it gets saved!

I would if it were closer to home, deffo bin the "colour coded" trimz though. Un stressed diesel donk will go on 4-eva. There is a nice looking TZS petrol 1900 on the bay too - mmmm, GR8 for sub 20MPG running.

Autoshite... Its like the Posideon Adventure, without the adventure.

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#8680 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:00 PM

"Would anyone here happen to have a change of clothes? It would appear that I have ZOMG'd myself." :oops:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0153197428

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#8681 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:11 PM

I'd be happy to lend you some of my Farahs there Pog but sadly mine too are literally FULL of OMFG:

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****edit****: Hang on this car is still in spain and the guy wants a grand for it. YEAH RIGHT :roll:

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#8682 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:13 PM

'OUFffff!!!'

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#8683 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:16 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110346654747

I STARTED A CONVERSION BY CHOPPOING THE ROOF OFF 3 YEARS AGO, BUT NEVER HAD ANY TIME TO DO MORE. IF YOU BUY IT YOU WILL NEED TO RECOMISSION THE ENGINE AND BRAKES, AND WELD THE CILLS TO STRENGTHEN THE CAR

Why did you not weld the cills before chopping the roof off I wonder. Could it be because you have 500g of 'Kraft Catering Spread' in the cavity inside your upper skull area.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:25 PM

Hey Bollox I saw a E-reg Malaga like that around the corner from me a few weeks back, was an absolute minter too. If it turns up again I might leave a note.As for the Alfa 90, I would seriously love one of those, only if it comes with the briefcase though.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:26 PM

'OUFffff!!!'

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/2f/fc/b1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280309994832

Messy seconded!

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#8686 OFFLINE Mash

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:29 PM

That BMW the doctor has is the dogs nads, what a beauty and Alfa 90 is seriously cool.

Do I spy with my little eye an Austin Atlantic in the right of this pic???

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:11 PM

1992 Daihatsu Applause GLXi

With fantastic two-tone paint!

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#8688 OFFLINE andrew e

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:47 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110346654747

Mr_B go there to view, and open up both doors while jumping up and down. Then leave

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:50 PM

the other prob is when i parted company few yrs ago my exgirlfriend at the time sheslashed the curtains and some of the seats i must of really upset her but done

I really don't understand women - If came home with this my wife would be so gratefull :lol:

I mean its a delux and everything!

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#8690 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:52 PM

I dare your to test that hypothesis!I am not sure how to broach this one with the 'domestic management'. I mean I want it, and it -could- be quite useful, but I doubt she'd see it that way.

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#8691 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:10 PM

THE SHERPA LUST INSIDE MY SOUL IS GROWING BY THE DAY

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SHITE ULTIMATE EDITION
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#8692 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:30 PM

Hey gang check out this Cortina, which looks to have escaped from 1985:

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NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:33 PM

I dont see how you can continue to harbour your unreasonable bias against Mini Metros when you have got a massive 'ZOMG-on' for a LDV Pilot postmans van! Thats a clear cut case of SHITE DOUBLE STANDARDS

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:39 PM

STFU!I can be as hypocritical as I like :lol:

And everyone knows Sherpa's are CLASS anyway. I think most of my Metrohate comes from the abhorrent one a friend of mine had, and the appalling method in which he piloted it.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:42 PM

IN YOUR FACE:

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#8696 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:44 PM

argh!

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#8697 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:45 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110345714890
Only 16k from new!

But:

The car unfortunately has no engine as it has been removed for a Mini upgrade some time

ARGH!!!!

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:46 PM

That first Metro must have the biggest wind deflector I've ever seen! Looks like it belongs on a Mitsubishi Delica "Space Gear" or something.

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1983 Ford Sierra 2.0 Ghia Automatic

I'd love to drive this in sales rep style: jacket in the window, samples in the boot, with a "drive time" cassette blaring out as I sit 5cm off the rear bumper of an new Audi A4 at 95mph aiming for the next Little Chef.

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1983 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6

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#8700 OFFLINE michiel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:07 PM

The car unfortunately has no engine as it has been removed for a Mini upgrade some time
ARGH!!!!

Ideal way to keep your car rustfree! Re early Allegros, what are they like (parts, maintenance, hydragas complications)? There's a RHD 1.1 HL for sale here, and I kinda like it... bit expensive though. Grmbl, can't link to pics...