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#8611 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:55 PM

How not to buy a car:

Q: Alright mate, a couple of enquires about the BMW, you say its in good nick but it looks a bit shabby in the pictures, will you accept £350 for it for scrap? It is old. Does the full closure really work properly as there can be problems with it? I've got a buyer for the full closure system? Are the tyres any good mate as i have a buyer for those? Infact if i could come and have those bits off the car you can keep the rest ill give you good price mate. 31-Jan-09
A: Do you really think I will accept £350 for the car, even though bidding is up to £480. What do you think!!!!! It is not shabby, everything works fine including the full closure. Have had 2 people come and look at it and both are very interested. Thanks for your interest (not).

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I'd have told him to come round with the cash. And would then go out for the day. Possibly the weekend.

#8612 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 08:00 PM

LOL! What a fuggin skin flute.

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#8613 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

That Daihatsu's been on very recently, heres the ad from last time: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=170291372820

I thought that looked familiar, I put a bid on it last time

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 08:44 PM

I do like how the BMW seller says the LPG system is suitable for most 6,7, or 8 cylinder cars.I've had 6 & 8 cylinder cars,so I'll be looking for one with a 7 cylinder engine next :lol:

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:04 PM

I'm buying this,
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And getting HIM to MOT it :wink:
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#8616 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:05 PM

These tossers who cherfully spend all day ringing their old beetle/Landrover/mini etc proper get on my tit end. Is there any way this fuggin herbert could be grassed up to VOSA please?

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#8617 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:16 PM

http://i5.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/2e/1d/4b1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0293172561
Good luck.

hmm, he says that 'anyone knows how thick the metal is" as if it's a good thing. I spent many a minute as a kid watching those things rust away.

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#8618 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:56 PM

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:59 PM

Sprite.good points:brakes still workbad points:no engineLOLLOLLOLLOL :lol:

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 10:25 PM

Well, you can't accuse the XM seller of not including much info in his auction!

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 10:30 PM

Very little of it about that specific car though, and quite a lot not about Citroens at all.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 01:21 AM

Leg-end Coupe on A/T 8) Clicky

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 02:09 AM

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:31 AM

Question: From the lengthy XM advert, I notice these two phrases in the same auction

About ourselves, we are a car sales based in Kent

She is also sold without warranty and none is given or implied

Is this legal? I thought adverts had to carry the word 'trade' when they were placed by a trader, and this automatically covered you with sale of goods and various other bits of legislation - buying from a private seller does not give you these luxuries. Autotrader reminds you that it's an offence for a trader not to disclose their trade. Is eBay once again above the law?

#8626 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:07 PM

Better be quick!

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Foreman!

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:26 PM

I quite fancy a P100 pickup, that one's local to me too, sadly it loks like a bit of a shite heap.

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#8628 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:33 PM

Are they not scene-taxed to the hilt by TRAMPDRIFT mongs?Anyway, what became of your 504 pickup Mr_B, that was class in a glass (or at the very least class in a rusty old bucket)

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:35 PM

ULTIM8 MEGA OMG OF EVAR!!!!

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its literally a 'CLASIC'!!!!

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#8630 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:36 PM

I quite fancy a P100 pickup, that one's local to me too, sadly it loks like a bit of a shite heap.

The interior is impeccable! :wink: GR8 4 hotwirin'

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:39 PM

ULTIM8 MEGA OMG OF EVAR!!!!

http://i10.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/2f/61/80...
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its literally a 'CLASIC'!!!!

That is just stunning. I've had a bid.

#8632 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:40 PM

Look at this HONEY!!!!

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Fitted with a twink from a 124 spider!!! DIVINE!!!!

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#8633 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 12:42 PM

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 01:09 PM

ULTIM8 MEGA OMG OF EVAR!!!!

http://i10.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/2f/61/80...
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its literally a 'CLASIC'!!!!

One of the many Pony's locally.
If anyone is really keen on it, I'm happy to go have a look for you.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 01:47 PM

Be like Wuvvum, but faster (and thirstier)...

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Actually, if you could live with the economy this would be a good example I reckon. Certainly seems to have been well looked-after.

Not often there's a choice of estates...

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This one is a 2.2, manual too, and again seems to have most of the right bits done. I'd want to know about the cam belt though. If I had any spare cash I'd be tempted.

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#8636 ONLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:26 PM

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EXTREME WANTINGS.

#8637 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:32 PM

"NOW THATS WHAT I CALL SHITE Vol.117"
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:37 PM

"NOW THATS WHAT I CALL SHITE Vol.117"
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Shame that's not a Zodiac. I have the urge for a Zodiac Executive.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 06:40 PM

True, but not as many 'shite points'. I'd love to own that Zeph and kit it out with some fancy "ICE", then drive about at 10mph with all the windows down and Jimi turned up to 11....

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:50 PM

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That Fiat arrived on a low loader at the Auto Italia/Alfa day last summer. Looks a bit tatty close to, and had been touted about teh bay a few times beforehand. Still v desirable though but.
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