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#8281 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 09:59 PM

1984 BEDFORD BEIGE

New selling technique - tell people what colour it WAS :lol:

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I do like CF panel vans. Want 8)

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 10:16 PM

1984 BEDFORD BEIGE

New selling technique - tell people what colour it WAS :lol:

http://i20.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2b/36/25...

I do like CF panel vans. Want 8)
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#8283 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 10:18 PM

Doh! Why didn't I think of that?? :roll: :lol:

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 10:25 PM

1984 BEDFORD BEIGE

New selling technique - tell people what colour it WAS :lol:

http://i20.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2b/36/25...

I do like CF panel vans. Want 8)

That's the bloke I bought my JU250 van off - he's got quite a collection of fit-for-scrap tat round the back of his barn, and some pretty interesting stuff inside too, including a Morris J-series milkfloat and a spotless Bedford CF2 van.

He told me the CF2 wasn't for sale. Credit crunch must be biting...

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 11:35 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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#8286 OFFLINE   fotorabia

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 11:35 PM

found this for sale on Trade Me for the $64000 question...is..
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would u let your children buy an ice cream off a guy called Fat Willy?
Photo Compulsive Disorder...PCD..its nuts.

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 11:42 PM

4% FAT

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 11:46 PM

ONLY 4% DODGEY OR WHAT::: the ice cream cones and hot dogs..plus the ..and much more..are starting to look a wee bit suspect..
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:06 AM

Cheap 323F anyone?

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:35 AM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0294648197

Spot the connection :lol:

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:37 AM

/\ im assuming they're not all yours monsour Pog? /\Just round the corner though, again, I assume :) D
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:38 AM

In one.

#8293 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:50 AM

Still into their LDVs then, I see. Why are they having a big sell-off - has someone complained to the council again?

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:53 AM

Don't know. One of them was working for my brother in law at National TyresAnd was at the same time offering very cheap tyres on eBay. He doesn't work there any more.

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 06:25 AM

Don't know. One of them was working for my brother in law at National Tyres And was at the same time offering very cheap tyres on eBay. He doesn't work there any more.

:shock: hell of a thing to shove up your jumper / down your kex? "Nahhhh, thats not a 205/50/16 down my pants, its a rubber ring for my piles"
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:24 AM

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:42 AM

From the Nissan 200 listing in pog's hood.....

you are bidding to buy no tyre kickers please they ent cheap

Tyre kicking is a figure of speech, right? I mean you guys don't go out and actually kick some cars when you're viewing with no intention of buying? Or have I been doing it wrong?

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:08 AM

OK... lunatic of the month award

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FITTED WITH A 1256 MANUAL VAUXHALL VIVA ENGINE

er... why would you do that?

GREAT CONDITION FOR AGE

O RLY? here was me thinking it looked an utter shitheap. My mistake!

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:44 AM

That's been posted already but I'm glad you reposted it because he's added some engine pics since then. Still no interior pictures at all though, I bet it's got wires hanging out everywhere.Is the alternator attached to the inner wing instead of the engine?

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 10:02 AM

The guy with that Sierra must be a total 'tard. He's even posted a picture of a random VW 16v engine on the advert..

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:30 AM

Hi,
I recommend this R25 TD in Devon:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...ha ... 240:1318

This particular one looks a bit bland. But the 25 td is a good car: Quicker than you might expect, very economical and keeps on forever: The engine will even survive a torn cambelt...

Anyway, I am happy with mine with over 300.000 miles

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 03:27 PM

I went on holiday to Bantham in Devon in 1975 in a Tranny exactly the same as that. I was sick.

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:20 PM

How do I make this UK registered?

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I don't know the first thing about getting rid of Frog plates on something I've not brought into the country, but that'd be ok for Czech runs

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 11:12 AM

Quick, load up the LOL cannon!!!

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OMG JDM TYTE Y0 NOT GR8 4 DRFTN ETC ROFL.

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 12:07 PM

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OM NOM NOM!

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 02:47 PM

Nice one. On the subject of 'utes', I like this 1966 Ranchero:

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But this 1977 example... is just silly.

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 05:49 PM

what a beauty!

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 06:12 PM

http://i10.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/2b/e2/7b...
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:lol:

That nodding dog's a little on the large side!

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 07:04 PM

what a beauty!

http://i11.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/2b/ea/27...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ300287849978

Thats rotten! 'Some welding' yeah right like complete floorpans both sides by the look of it, and the sills look manky. 1000 quid reserve not met!

"I PITY THE FOOL" who buys that.




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