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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#7801 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:53 AM

That 1885 is not usually my bag but man, that is gorgeous..
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:41 AM

Not seen one of these before - puts me in mind of some of the odd looking older Japanese commercials...
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:50 AM

I'm almost considering that Maserati..... especially as he wants an E30.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:03 PM

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Now here's something 'new' I could get the horn for: Nice looking, pretty cheap, and LPG for the mingebag win.
Though I assume 120bhp would be just a tad on the 'limp' side.

Might have to srsly look at one these when the £'s start rolling i again.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:49 PM

That seems cheap for one of those,even without the LPG option on it.It might seem a bit gutless as you say,I have seen the ZT 260 V8s with LPG conversions,but they're 3 or 4 times the price of that :(

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 04:50 PM

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STELLA®

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Central Scotland seems to be a bit of a hot-spot for these '80s Yank horrors

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This luxury Onion looks nice - Quickclear windscreen and some old-school belt-driven ABS pump!

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:00 PM

Cut the belts!Not sure why, but when XR3i's were popular, a common 'mod' was to remove the ABS by cutting the belt. Presumably it gave you +125bhp or somesuch bollocks. More power is what you need when you can no longer stop as good. Quickclear screens are 'the win' though, amazing that Ford have had them on fairly cheap motors for 20 years and that STILL most new cars you have spend 15 minutes scraping the ice off the fuquer and another 25 mins waiting for the heater to demist the screen.....

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:05 PM

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God thats lovely and pushing all my ford buttons right now!! I was a little dissapoint that its lost its original number plates, however was delighted to see a picture of them in the boot in the ebay add!! 8)

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:08 PM

Why would they put post-2001 plates on instead of the perfectly serviceable-looking originals?They look so wrong!

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:10 PM

Why would you put post-2001 plates on instead of the perfectly serviceable-looking originals? They look so wrong!

Yes they look wrong i agree! However at least the originals are still in the boot!!

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:15 PM

I literally dropped a chod in excitement when I saw that Hyundai Stella. What a machine!'Ideal for leaving at your villa' something funny about that being a selling point.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:16 PM

Quickclear screens are 'the win' though, amazing that Ford have had them on fairly cheap motors for 20 years and that STILL most new cars you have spend 15 minutes scraping the ice off the fuquer and another 25 mins waiting for the heater to demist the screen.....

I could never understand why heated rear windows are so common yet you have to rely on blowers & scrapers for the windscreen......surely better to be able to see where you are going than where you have been! Didn't Ford have the patent on the quickclear screen hence why its rare on other manufacturers cars?
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:20 PM

Id say it must be a patent, ive only ever seen them on Fords! I had one on an Orion Ghia years ago, and there absolutely brilliant!! Ive never seen one on a BMW or such-like!

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:24 PM

Surely you can't patent the whole concept though, some clever sausage must be able to come up with somehting that works the same but is just subtley different enough to avoid litigation???My mate's had a Festier for about 8 years now with a heated screen, it's fantastic!

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:26 PM

It's another reason for putting up with my mongdeo... :D
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:42 PM

Yes it is a patent, Jags have them too with Ford owning/owned them so no licencing fees. It does seem a bit odd that nobody else has tried a way around it, maybe with horizontal wires instead of vertical, but the patent is due to expire soon anyway.I'm told the 7 Series BMWs have it, and BMW have paid for the rights to use it, but not sure if this is true. As for the Ford Mechanical ABS, yes there is a power increase to be had but very very slight, hardly worth bothering about. However what is worth bothering about is the fact it's RUBBISH as a safety measure, and adds about three lightyears to your stopping distance if it kicks in. I'm sure when electronic systems were introduced later on, some magazine tested electronic vs mechanical vs none and found you had more chance of stopping with none at all than the Ford system.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 08:27 PM

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old fords never die they end up on ebay

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 08:33 PM

That's cheap for a 107 SW. Even as an Airfix kit with bits missing..............
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 08:36 PM

cheap my mate was given one hetotally rebuilt it he reckons it owes him about £500
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 10:47 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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How long do you give it?
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 10:49 PM


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How long do you give it?
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Anyone who does deserves to have their nads chewed off by a particularly angry honey badger.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 10:50 PM

Look at that guy's yard! Its a plastic piggery.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:11 PM

OMGWTFBBQ

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How cool is that? answer: VERY

Strong risk of being sent off to 'tayto crisp-land' I fear.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:14 PM

zOOOFz:

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Anyone who grasstracks thaqt ought to serve 18 years community payback.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:17 PM

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Threw in a rather hopeful bid and it's reserve not met, as to be expected. Maybe he'll take pity on me and give it to me for nowt.

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Nice roof :lol:
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Be pikey :lol:
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:46 PM

Threw in a rather hopeful bid and it's reserve not met, as to be expected. Maybe he'll take pity on me and give it to me for nowt.

Now asking him how much it'll cost to get an MOT on it. Just out of curiousity really as it'd really be stretching my finances past breaking point if I bought this lovely low-mileage Carina Wagon, with its Hirst-tastic 1600 engine, really drab interior, lovely rectangular lights and sharp swage lines which go all the way round, making it not only the most attractive wagon ever made but ultimately one of my favourite cars ever. I'll just pass up on it. I'd have to live solely on economy tinned hot dogs for weeks, that'd be absolutely foolish. I'm not even going to pursue it further. Just going to close the window now before I do anything daft. I can live without this car. No problem. I'll just forget it even existed, soon it'll be off the page and I won't even look at it ever again. It's gone now! Bye Carina! DESPAIR.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:51 PM

Is that a metal dog on the front grille?

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 11:57 PM

Yes, the entire thing looks like some kind of shrine to dogs, check out the rear side windows. It might stink inside! It also looks like it's had a little tap at the front which I'm going to try to pretend has caused severe damage to the chassis. Feel free to point out other discouraging points, it will help me ultimately.

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 12:00 AM

Great news, one of those god-awful pikey shitbox pink limos has bitten the dust.

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