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#7741 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 03:40 PM

^A turdtable?^

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:13 PM

HERE IS A NEW SHITE BENCHMARK!

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A Talbot horizon with a 2.2 yank (sub-40bhp/ltr) engine!

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#7743 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:29 PM

I believe this is the one I clocked just off the A5 a year or two ago, cameraphone wasn't capable of taking a decent pic but I got a crappy one nonetheless :)

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:29 PM

Ah, good old Dodge Omni. Still a few of them around here.

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:39 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-CAR-MODEL-NOT-2-BE-MISSED-FREE-GIFT_W0QQitemZ280295244082QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item280295244082&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

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WTF?? :shock::shock:

That's been on before. Maybe there isn't much demand for tables you can't put stuff on.

#7746 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:40 PM

get a load of this turdbox. Worst reg plates evAr.

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has a race button on gear stick enableing more power.

S4 aotomatic gear box.

has a mugan race chip not fitted yet but still in origional packet with info on how to fit

Why didnt you fit it? I assume its because you are a twat.

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:44 PM

The very rair Integra!

has a race button on gear stick enableing more power.

Also known as "Overdrive"

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:48 PM

Hey despite how it's been fiddled with and would require a fair amount of work that would be an ace thing, I love those long headlight Integras, we never got them.

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:52 PM

can you get a 4-door version of em? I owuld like that.

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 05:54 PM

Here you go:
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 06:43 PM

White fox-body mustang drop top?GR8 4 VANILLA ICE IMPERSONATIONZ

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 06:50 PM

White fox-body mustang drop top? GR8 4 VANILLA ICE IMPERSONATIONZ

It's only a 4 cylinder though,"Rolling,in my 2.3" doesn't have the same ring to it :(

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 07:00 PM

http://i4.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/20/bb/787...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0326936780

GREAT REG FOR WRESETLING FANS .

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 07:03 PM

White fox-body mustang drop top? GR8 4 VANILLA ICE IMPERSONATIONZ

It's only a 4 cylinder though,"Rolling,in my 2.3" doesn't have the same ring to it :(

Rollin' in my 2.3, with my ragtop down 'cause it smells like wee.

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 10:20 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...-T ... 240:1318 http://i6.ebayimg.co...a/38/b987_2.JPG

COURTESY CAR

"Hello, here's my Mercedes I've booked in for its service." "Thank you sir, your courtesy car is just outside ..."
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 10:41 PM

http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/25/51/74...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0327795414

Strangely, in Psycho, I can't quite remember if they dragged Vauxhall Firenza Sport-Hatch out of the swamp behind the Bates Motel at the end of the film, but if they did this is it.

At least vendor has the bottle to declare:

CAR IS A COMPLETE BASKET CASE



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Posted 18 December 2008 - 10:43 PM

"Last chance to see...."

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Seeing as these now carry an obscene level of fashionable knob tax, this is a bit of a steal...

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 10:48 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Current mileage 131079

Thats shagged then :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

If your after a good clean example of Russia’s finest then im afraid you have come to the wrong place.

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8) Horn alert 8)
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 10:55 PM

WOW
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Unfortunately I have to sell it due to a very greedy ex-wife and a very expensive solicitor

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 11:19 PM

This car really was owned by a little old lady

Even little old ladies don't do that small a mileage in 36 years :lol: I wonder what the real story is? Doesn't check out on DVLA so must have been taken off the road well before they started issuing computerised V5 certificates. :shock:

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 03:35 AM

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/s...

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Caution! Giant Photographs.

However, extra points granted for the radio aerial stump, the extra bland wheeltrims (original not £1 shop), the "put a rag in and light me" fuel filler cap, disembowelled radio and the carefully fitted extra gauge - doesn't look a bad car really, is white the new beige?

Oh that Sierra is a right beauty! I wonder if anyone has a cargo ship I can hire on the cheap...
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 06:32 AM

I think that Sierra has been on before, I remember the extra gauge.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 07:57 AM

I think that Sierra has been on before, I remember the extra gauge.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:12 AM

I think that Sierra has been on before, I remember the extra gauge.

It's probably been to the moon and back - hence the newer interior... :roll: It doesn't really look that rust free from the pics as it appears the arches are bubbling undernear the stonegard paint. Certainly a lot of underseal on that car though!
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:21 AM

thats about the thrid time its been on in a month, always sells, theres defo some shilling going on with it.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 09:07 AM

The main thing that concerns me with that Sierra is the interior bodges, the extra gauge to replace the dead one in the cluster, at least one random rocker cover switch, etc. If that isn't an ex-minicab I'll eat my hat, that's exactly the sort of thing you'd see in the equivalent knackered Carina E nowadays. I bet it isn't unusable, but I imagine it has all sorts of strange little issues which make it a bit of a nightmare.I'd still have it like.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 10:31 AM

If that isn't an ex-minicab I'll eat my hat, that's exactly the sort of thing you'd see in the equivalent knackered Carina E nowadays. I

My thoughts exactly :wink:

Back in the 80's I sat in a one year old Austin Montego taxi in Galashiels with something like 167,000 miles on the clock!!! :shock:

I was actually more surprised that a british car could actually achieve that sort of mileage :lol:
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 12:01 PM

Aye. In particularly urban/busy areas it's reputed that some Minicabs are only switched off when they are being repaired, 3 drivers on 8 hour rotation etc. I know when my father had a mini-cab 'empire' the mileages racked up quickly, and he wouldn't do Friday/Saturday nights vom-fest either. Montego managed 53,000 miles in less than a year before being written off, replacement Fiat Croma was at 88k in less than 18 months when it chucked a rod through the block. I think his Granada which had proceeded both of these was on about 300k when it was retired from frontline duty.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 12:05 PM

I'm a great advocate of buying ex taxis. High mileage means that they're cheap, and most have been fairly well maintained, we've got a 2001 Octavia td auto, done 190k miles, still going strong, although the auto box is showing signs of displeasure......one of those we're you can't check the fluid [no dipstick] and they're a bugger to drain and re-fill.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 12:38 PM

loks a bit full of wob but still an appealing machine!

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