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#7621 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 08:33 PM

I would only consider buying that if the cushions were included
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#7622 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 08:33 PM

CHINTZY CUSHIONS R 4 WINNARS. I've got some particularly horrible old floral cushions in the back of my Hillman. I would estimate they have been there approximately 30 years, so seems daft to take them out now, even though they are smelly and covered in dust.

#7623 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 08:40 PM

This is interesting.

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It's about as much of a convertible as a 2CV is, but I like the idea of something that daft / pointless.

#7624 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 08:48 PM

I bet it's a bit flexi unless it's been stiffened :?
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 09:05 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

IT WAS GOING TO BE A POLICE CAR REPLICA BUT NEVER FINISHED

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What I want for xmas 8) (even if its not a fury)
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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mmmmm white
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 09:15 PM

Estate!!! :shock:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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This been on yet?
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

you could always pop the glass out and banger race the old girl!

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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#7627 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 09:25 PM

This Beautiful Excalibur Car is the perfect choice of Wedding Car,

Jeez, if I knew I was going to have to be carried to the reception in that, I'd shag the bridesmaid and abscond with the best man the day before ...
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#7628 OFFLINE   carlo

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 10:40 PM

3,600 mile marina

http://i17.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/23/29/1e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...IN ... 240:1318

Lets hope clarkson doesnt get his hands on that one....


Takes two useless interior photos at night then says he's unable to take any more photos 'due to work commitments'. This guy really wants to sell the car!

#7629 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 02:03 AM

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What? No Maxi/Landcrab doors then??

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 05:30 AM

It's not a Panther DeVille!
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#7631 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 11:09 AM

'78 Maxi. The wheels trims set it off nicely, don't you think...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0281489521

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'95 Charade. Never seen this shape before.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0347091633

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'94 Carina GTi. GTi?? :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0288019613

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This bloke's asking a lot for a 20 year old 318 :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0286868966

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Left hand drive Kia Sephia anyone? Only €100...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0346277954

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'97 Carina turdblower estate.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0271347377

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How much??????????????????????:shock::shock::shock::shock:

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0313679465

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At first glance this might look like a Smart but no, it's a Quingqi SH-5000Q-B. ROlls off the tongue, doesn't it?

TOP SPEED OF 50MPH Limited to 25MPH for safety and legal requirments.

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0331713401

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Ever wondered what a Suzuki Swift pickup would look like? Wonder no more...

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0313367557

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 11:33 AM

At first glance this might look like a Smart but no, it's a Quingqi SH-5000Q-B. ROlls off the tongue, doesn't it?

TOP SPEED OF 50MPH Limited to 25MPH for safety and legal requirments.

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0331713401

http://www.envirolive.com/PICS/DSC01457....
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#7633 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:19 PM

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http://www.envirolive.com/PICS/DSC01457....

GR8 4 BREAKIN DOWN EVRY 3RD LAMP POST

Not so sure - it's electric, so shouldn't have the pistons-made-out-of-cream-cheese issues of Chinese internal combustion engines. It's harder to make an unreliable electric car, and in something like that if the controller or whatever blew up it'd be straightforward enough to replace with one from a golf cart or suchlike. I like the way he's honest about its features too - "One windshield wiper that actually wipes instead of falling off of the car after 1 day of use", or "The doors no longer leak! Well not as bad as they used to. Still a slow drip during heavy rains, but nothing like the previous model". I still wouldn't buy one though - not for £5K anyway.

#7634 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 12:35 PM

I like the bit of red paint on the rear quarter to make it look more like a smartcar when the door is closed...
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#7635 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:38 PM

What a diabolical POS, I would not even use that as a portaloo.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:42 PM

Love to see the NCAP results for that. Wonder if you get a voucher for a free cremation with every car? Even at the limited 25mph it's going to crumple like a souffle.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 08:03 PM

What a diabolical POS, I would not even use that as a portaloo.

Not even if you uncovered a stash of GRUMBLE mags in the woods?

#7638 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 08:32 PM

LOLOLOLOL. I doubt you even find grumble mags in the woods in these days of the internets. More's the pity. . . Finding GROT in a ditch on your way home from school was a special treat.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 09:15 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...2|39:1|240:1318

The batteries are fucked, but stick the toyota onto a radiator and it will recharge them I'm sure, it works on Nevilles walkman*

*may be my lies

#7640 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 09:22 PM

http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/1f/bf/7c...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0285500980

Another one for the trainee scrap-dealers amongst us

WANT!!!!1!

#7641 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:05 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/23/6b/1b1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0347671500

Quality. I'd buy that and drive it around as-is 4 maximum hoodride ratlook scene effect. 8)

#7642 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:12 PM

In which case you'll want this to go with it

f'kin too right. Still struggling to convince 'Er Indoors to let me have a big old Westmorland or Vickers Caravan in lieu of an extension. :lol:

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:40 PM

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1.3 :D

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This looks quite tidy for the money

#7644 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:44 PM

That cortina looks llike it has had a £100 respray, or maybe even a £10 one.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:48 PM

I think that's why the photos were taken in the dark, check the overspray on the pipes and wires in the engine bay! :lol:

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 12:53 AM

I could be wrong(beer involved),but that looks like a Nikki twin-choke carb :o

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 07:02 AM

I know the guy thats got it, and he's a decent bloke. It looks alright in the metal, not really my cup of tea though as its a base model.. but a very solid old beast

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 09:23 AM

Dave.!!!!! you never said he had a blue base model................... 8) I can just see that with a 2.9 V6 and twin turbos..............fantastic sleeper 8) 8)

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 14 December 2008 - 09:39 AM

I love these, but I wouldnt pay £500 for one with an odd-coloured wing, a few weeks ticket and a big dint in the door. Bidding fever!

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 10:20 AM

I love these, but I wouldnt pay £500 for one with an odd-coloured wing, a few weeks ticket and a big dint in the door. Bidding fever!
http://i20.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/22/38/85...
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They are all bidding for the 60's Victor fb steering wheel he's fitted
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So much wrong for the money.




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