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#7561 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 08:27 PM

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Looks canny enough, but £5000 with not tax or MOT? HOPEFUL.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:17 PM

http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/22/61/f2...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110322543143

These things are ALWAYS autos.

Why WHY though.
Bloody automatics. GAH.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:19 PM

For pottering around in!

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:35 PM

FUCKING HELL.

I MEAN IT, FUCKING HELL!!!!

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When several morons are prepared to bid up a jizzed-over 11-year-old ambulance up to SEVEN FRIGGING GRAND on the basis of it being PINK and having £20 of MDF anf £50 of faux-leather inside, its time to give up, roll over and die. I don't want to live anymore. Or maybe these people don't deserve to live anymore.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:52 PM

Miami Limousines, yeah I can just imagine that driving down the strip with Will Smith at the wheel. What a shitbox.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:57 PM

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LPG + 2.5L engine (allegedly), win situation.
Shame it looks a bit crispy/neglected + likely to have shitty specification....[/img]

#7567 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:09 PM

Miami Limousines, yeah I can just imagine that driving down the strip with Will Smith at the wheel.

2.5 Di innit, smooth mota. Just imagine being in the back of that shitheap when it starts up, shaking and knocking.... pure class.

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#7568 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:14 PM

Dog-eared yankee shite:

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bed points :

1) no mot or tax

2) need service and brakes

3) start loose water which i cant find from where

(not head)

BIN: £1850 :lol::lol::lol: Hey I shoulda put that in the 'bargains' thread.

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#7569 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:19 PM

minty povo-spec Alpine:

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:23 PM

Christ on a bike! I've not seen one like that in like forever. It's almost like they stopped making them for a bit.... I remember the white-bumpered early simca-type jobs, and the run-out two-tone jobs were plentiful. But random 80's pov spec, I can;t even remember seeing. And there was a talbot dealer in the village where I lived at the time.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:26 PM

Bloody hell. Not just that alpine, but also:
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15000 miles! I wanna hear those tappets rattling, bitch!

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:28 PM

I remember the late ones,one was called "Rapier" I think,& was there one called "Hunter" as well?,although that may have been a Solara :?

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:29 PM

Those Crayford Cortinas are quite collectable aren't they? 5k is a bit steep but hardly surprising. They did a credible hatchet job on the marina koop, and I'm fairly sure they had a go on the Allegro with industrial strength steel girders on the sills. Oh and they put an estate back end on mercs and audis.Thinking about it early1980/81 Alpines are very rare - I guess it was a bad steel year. I'd 'debag' it and replace it with Aleko badges and titter myself to sleep every night. The Rapier and Minx badges were added right at the end of the Solaras/Alpines life - two tone paint, loose tappets and rubber mats standard.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:39 PM

Christ in a bucket, those 2 Talbots area) far too near meb) extremely attractivec) the correct dimensions to fit in my driveway/ garage purchased YESTERDAYTempting

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:05 PM

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£495. Which looks good from where I'm sittin.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:19 PM

Nice,the best colour for those too.That'll have the Honda engine so a bit less chance of head gasket problems :)

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:29 PM

R25 Symphony (GTS?) on Loot - £295

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:33 PM

Those two brown Talbots are ace!

Love the minimal dash in the Horizon!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:13 AM

FUCKING HELL.

I MEAN IT, FUCKING HELL!!!!

http://i11.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/21/62/b7...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0322413476

An ambulance? What the fuck's next?

A shagged out ex-Royal Mail LDV with the roller shutter on the back masquerading as a "limousine"?

Give me strength...

In other news, I wonder how much rust is hiding under this vinyl roof:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0291780179

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^^Bonus points for the "party bus" in the background

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:41 AM

minty povo-spec Alpine:

http://i7.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/22/62/cc1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230312620636

We got a Solara version of that as a trade in many moons ago, was worth about 25p so we ran it as the garage hack for a bit. It was actually pretty nice to drive, even had power steering which really surprised me. My Mrs at the time wouldn't get in it though.. :roll:

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:32 AM

Buy my taxi!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:46 AM

Thats a great picture 8)

#7583 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:08 PM

Look at this MG 1100 of french eBay, whata little cracker. Got an ace dealer plaque on it, i'd have it just to have a car with that on!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:51 PM

Talking of French e-bay, though in now way tat... How much would I love to be able to own this?!! http://cgi.ebay.fr/R...6- ... 240:1318 What a stunner, but look at the price!! :shock:

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:14 PM

Terrible pics, wonderful car - though at £2k with no MOT or tax it should be in the 'eBay bargains' thread.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:26 PM

for £2k I'd want it made from myrhh, with ocelot seats, a platinum dashboard, and a steering wheel trimmed with the finest python skin
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:18 PM

£200 is nearer the mark for that 604. Id imagine only minters pull 2k. Hes dreaming if he reckons 2k is reasonable for a 24 year old french saloon with no mot or tax.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:27 PM

In other news, I wonder how much rust is hiding under this vinyl roof:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0291780179
http://i14.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/22/01/3b...

One of my early spottings that! Had more bubbly bits than an aero bar :lol:


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:55 PM

Buy my taxi!

http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/22/9c/5b7...

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:59 PM

It came with the car, I thought it best to show off its proudest features.




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