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#7501 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:14 AM


I hope this one's a pisstake, but you never know.

I think the seller needs to be asked some questions. ;)

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0311058575

http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/21/63/570...

This is a Beautful car It runs like it was new. The cv bute is gon on the pasanger side but i have a new one for it. Its had new plugs,oil.oil filtor,air filtor,tyars and brakes.There is a dint near the bace weei you can see it in the pitcher. This car runns on petrol and e48petrol and is very light on it .It is a 4 speed manilul gear box witch makes it cheep insurance and tax. Der is a new cd player I baugh a week ago for it and it looks wel in it but I wil want 80 euro more for it . DER is no spar weel with this car


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#7502 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 10:10 AM

This is a Beautful car It runs like it was new. The cv bute is gon on the pasanger side but i have a new one for it. Its had new plugs,oil.oil filtor,air filtor,tyars and brakes.There is a dint near the bace weei you can see it in the pitcher. This car runns on petrol and e48petrol and is very light on it .It is a 4 speed manilul gear box witch makes it cheep insurance and tax. Der is a new cd player I baugh a week ago for it and it looks wel in it but I wil want 80 euro more for it . DER is no spar weel with this car

Interesting,if I fit a 4 speed manual box to my MG,it should make the tax & insurance cheaper :) :? :lol: :roll:

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#7503 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 12:28 PM

I'll swap him for a dictionary............
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:00 PM

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Sounds like the seller's had to endure a fair bit of piss-taking :lol:

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 03:27 PM

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!!1111!!! Rally prepared PopeMobile anyone? This would piss my neighbours off so much it's untrue. It's also local and laughably cheap at the moment, will watch with great interest as fancy a bid on that... http://cgi.ebay.co.u...FI ... 240:1318
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#7506 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 03:58 PM

£1700 for no test, probably no arse, and no hope

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I say thats worth 500-700 quid tops

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BREAKIN FOR SPAREZ EVEN THO ITZ MINTED

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:01 PM

After :roll:
http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/21/02/01...

Sounds like the seller's had to endure a fair bit of piss-taking :lol:

They make reference to getting their dream Trans Am in the ad, check their feedback as a buyer: http://feedback.ebay... ... l=0&page=1

Pontiac tat overload!

#7508 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:03 PM

Pontiac tat overload!

BLIMEY! They are a little toooo into that i think.. :shock:

#7509 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:39 PM

Bat Mobile:

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#7510 OFFLINE   reallyloud

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:51 PM

That bat thing is excellent. Wish my dad picked me up from school in that. As for that line dancing plymouth, I suggest everyone with an ebay account puts it on their watch list.

#7511 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:58 PM

That bat thing is excellent. Wish my dad picked me up from school in that. As for that line dancing plymouth, I suggest everyone with an ebay account puts it on their watch list.

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:04 PM

Now watching it as well

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:22 PM

"JUST ONE MORE THING IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF BUYING THIS GREAT CAR PLEASE DO NOT KEEP IN YOUR WATCHING FILE JUST TO SHOW YOUR MATES AS THIS IS VERY CRUEL AND MAKES PEOPLE THINK THERE IS MORE INTEREST THEN THERE ACTUALLY IS THANK YOU"Spectacular! Also on my watch list, let's see if we can get it up to 50 or so.....

#7514 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:35 PM

The Batmobile thing is an auction for the bodykit only!
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#7515 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:35 PM

Mine too. :D I think we should spread the word.

#7516 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:55 PM

I reckon this is worth the cash, if it was closer, I'd have had it. Wanted an SD1 for ages

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:55 PM

£1700 for no test, probably no arse, and no hope

http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/21/1f/43c...

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I say thats worth 500-700 quid tops

It's the tail-end of the 'Life On Mars' scene price madness I guess!

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 05:55 PM

"JUST ONE MORE THING IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF BUYING THIS GREAT CAR PLEASE DO NOT KEEP IN YOUR WATCHING FILE JUST TO SHOW YOUR MATES AS THIS IS VERY CRUEL AND MAKES PEOPLE THINK THERE IS MORE INTEREST THEN THERE ACTUALLY IS THANK YOU"

Spectacular! Also on my watch list, let's see if we can get it up to 50 or so.....

*watches* :)

Edit: Had to spoil it for anyone waiting on page 505 to roll around ;)

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 06:10 PM

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I thought Rover 75s were almost exempt from this kind of treatment. Sadly not.

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I have a strange hankering for this, looks really honest

#7520 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 06:13 PM

Ha ha, I see that Rover 75 on a Monday morning, it belongs to the geezer who runs the burger van on the A47 between leics and Peterborough. I thought it was a V8!hey your link goes to a different Rover 75.

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 06:25 PM

Oops, it's been fixed.

Have some more bilge

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Surely the shitiest way to spend £28k

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 07:00 PM

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I thought Rover 75s were almost exempt from this kind of treatment. Sadly not.

Those diesel ones are quite desirable by the values of them, I reckon that's possibly the least desirable roadworthy one ever. 211K and all that crap on it, what a crock.

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 07:02 PM

BURGER VAN CHIC!I'd love to give a home to that 505. bit distant though.

#7524 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 07:13 PM

I reckon the Rover would be OK if it lost the Lexus lights,arch trims etc,& was painted one colour.The colour scheme on it now reminds me of one of the villain's Jag S Types on The Sweeney :lol:

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 09:51 PM

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Check out this Merc. Only done 300,000 miles. Plus if it's a dealbreaker, I would like to confirm that one of my friends has vomited in this car. STYLE
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 10:53 PM

Pog's putthis on R-R but not on here for some reason.


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"Yeah, well I went down the market and found the stall that was selling old fabric offcuts and bought some random fur."

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 11:13 PM

Classy.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 07:52 AM

Pog's putthis on R-R but not on here for some reason.


http://i9.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/20/be/fde...

"Yeah, well I went down the market and found the stall that was selling old fabric offcuts and bought some random fur."

Q's are ok

what a waste of a classic you should be shot. and purple immitation fur?? are you real?? you need to get a life and get out more.

Anyone here sending any :twisted:

#7529 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:55 AM

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(PS, yes I am watching the line-dancer-mobile too)

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YES! Hyundai XG30s are starting under the £1000 mark at last, one looms ever closer to my driveway! Exciting!!




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