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#7411 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:07 PM

LOOK OUT GIRLS! THE MAN WITH THE HUGE ORGAN IS COMING TO YOUR VILLAGE!

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#7412 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:08 PM

LOOK OUT GIRLS! THE MAN WITH THE HUGE ORGAN IS COMING TO YOUR VILLAGE!

Mrs Seth ROFLALOT. I don't understand what's so amusing?

That is fecking hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

#7413 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:23 PM

Minerva were licence built in Belgium for the Military. Not so rare as to confuse us crusties mate!We all know what they are, and most of us would have a couple given a chance! ( I would have one of everything they built on leaf springs anyway...............)
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 08:56 PM

Thats POG sorted out, now its your turn HIRST:

http://i19.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/20/72/9d...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220320973597

What an unappealing crock, I'd love it! Ideal for being in an episode of Cops, probably someone getting pulled over for DUI. Busted!

#7415 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:42 PM

Volvo 66, anyone?
http://i16.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/1d/de/c6...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...L- ... 240:1318

Hmm. Auction stalled at £365. Should I send an email? Should I have not drunk beer?

#7416 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:49 PM

Hey look at this high-street honey!

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Just needs a roofrack (to make it look shit) FTW

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#7417 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:51 PM

I say, ding dong!!!

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#7418 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:10 PM

Volvo 66, anyone?
http://i16.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/1d/de/c6...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0287350584

Hmm. Auction stalled at £365. Should I send an email? Should I have not drunk beer?
HOW many beers have you had? :shock:
I can see no even remotely half-arsed shite rationalisation for you to own that.
(PS. Send the email!)

#7419 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:19 PM

Excellent! Just like I remember ALL marinas looked like when i was a nipper.

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#7420 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:30 PM

take a look at this diabolical old pile of horse fannies.

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Pretty cool rear lights like.

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#7421 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:37 PM

Excellent! Just like I remember ALL marinas looked like when i was a nipper.

Incorrect plates aside, OBV! I am sure that blue was fairly rare for marina's. They were all either orange or that bloody 'harvest gold' or whatever it was that looked the piss of ill people. Though they were all grimy with shutz'd cover sills. I found a great pic recently at my old folks place, me an' me dad circa 1979 with his Marina in shot looking delightfully SHIT. I'll have to get a scan.

#7422 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:38 PM

GR8 4 GETTING LAUGHED AT

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#7423 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:40 PM

I would never use the term myself, but if someone described that as a 'spaz cart' I would not rush to correct them.

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#7424 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:41 PM

£45 with an hour to go. Hmmmmmmm.

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#7425 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:46 PM

Must be a bit rare?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0285547437

Pink Maestro rally car what you need? Look no further...

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#7426 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:19 PM

Wrong
http://i8.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/1e/e9/084...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0308836266

While we're on the subject of daft little pickups...

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#7427 ONLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:25 PM


While we're on the subject of daft little pickups...

http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/1b/f1/c3c...

That not only gets a WTF?, it also gets a YTF? I mean... what an astonishingly shit idea! I despair.

#7428 OFFLINE   carlo

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:32 PM

Hey look at this high-street honey!

http://i20.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/1f/c7/1f...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250334978903

Just needs a roofrack (to make it look shit) FTW

Another one for thedoctor and his polish & Nikon.

#7429 OFFLINE   reallyloud

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:35 PM

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Giddy game show! Thats lovely, the perfect colour for a 70's Peugeot. I'd imagine the rust would be horrific underneath all that shine.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...09085QQihZ010QQ

Strangely appealing.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...QcmdZViewItemQQ

Talking of appealing colours....

#7430 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:32 AM



While we're on the subject of daft little pickups...

http://i5.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/1b/f1/c3c...

That not only gets a WTF?, it also gets a YTF? I mean... what an astonishingly shit idea! I despair.
It is a rubbish concept, but it looks pretty nicely done. He oughta sort out the SVA test himself though or its just a big useless unattractive ornament.

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#7431 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:12 AM

Saw a dark brown Visa Décapotable in parking garage saturday, sadly too dark to take a decent pic. Wonderful things!

#7432 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:18 PM

I kinda like the little Matiz -suits my personality. Totally useless. But for the SVA , a shite backlog -and a Crimble related lack of pennies -I'd have had a punt....Now that Robin pickup....
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#7433 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:35 PM

Oooh I love that Audi 80. Price will go well above my limit though I suspect.On the subject of scruffy Marinas, there was a kid at our school in the late 80s whose mum used to drop him off in the shittiest white one with brown seats you've ever seen. The family were a bit pikey and this lad was renowned for being a bit whiffy too.

#7434 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:47 PM

Won't that 80 go to someone like Coxy off RR? I find 80s of the '70s (if that's not too confusing in itself) to be utterly befuddling. Every time I see one, which is admittedly not very often, they seem to have a different front or rear light arrangement to what I've just about got to grips with.

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#7435 OFFLINE   reallyloud

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 02:12 PM

Every time I see one, which is admittedly not very often, they seem to have a different front or rear light arrangement to what I've just about got to grips with.

80's are very similar in respect to the Passat - not just in terms of mechanics but in the constant model updates every few years.

From what I understand this one would be a facelift of the 2nd generation 1970's 80. This car was in production for 2 years until the squarer (and judging by the numbers still on the roads more common) model in 1978.

Let us recap.

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The 2nd generation model. GT versions had double headlamps.

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The facelift model circa 76-78.

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The 78-86 replacement.

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Facelift of the 78-86 replacement.

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:07 PM

Sales Rep Battle!

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Chance of bonus this year: 76%

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1978 Ford Granada 2.2GL

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Chance of bonus this year: 63%

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1986 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.3L

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1989 Austin Metro 1.3 GS

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Chance of bonus this year: N/A, awaiting dismissal

#7437 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:50 PM

Rollolling on the Floor!

#7438 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:55 PM

Sunny coupe.... complete with stale petrol apparently

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Wedgetastic!! local to me too.

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Love these, but may as well wipe your backside with your money the amount this beast will swallow in running repairs

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Only a couple of hundred notes for this Rover with 3 hrs to go.. june 09 test and free tax, seems cheap to me if you can get your hands on a wing

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#7439 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:13 PM

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Alfa on gas.

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:54 PM

^^^ oooh pretty Princess !No car buying for me though till I've sorted out my motoring future... :? Thinking of selling my modern (Audi 80) & running one of my old Honda's as a daily.




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