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#7111 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:21 PM

Can someone with an IQ in double figures do a proper link to this please.. http://cgi.ebay.co.u...CH ... 240:1318
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#7112 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:24 PM

I was just going to post the same one,saw it on Ovalchat :)

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#7113 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:55 PM

With the pink stretch Volvo and 6-wheel Ezz van, it's not just the fact that they were created in the first place and their owners think they're really cool, but also that their are numerous like-minded people bidding on them that scares me..... :shock:

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:57 PM

Can someone with an IQ in double figures do a proper link to this please..

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 09:03 PM

Might want to give him a nudge regarding that wheel clamp, now that scrap metal has fallen through the roof I doubt there's much point it remaining there.

#7116 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 11:45 AM

Have a V8 MG ZT, these cars are freakin ace, I would love one.

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 12:10 PM

check this out, overspray all over the windows!

http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/1c/82/ecd...

and read the story, its a 'heart rending' tale of what happens to a car when all the people connected with it are utterly clueless.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260316457727

What a shitbox! No reg plates, keys or logbook either. Nice.

to summarise: A car with a smashed rear quarterlight, no keys or documents and the registration plates have been removed whilst it sits on his brothers driveway. The colour has been changed. But to prove ownership, he's willing to make you a cup of tea.

Anyone interested in buying it? How about you just give me £150 instead, you'll get the same end result!

#7118 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 12:16 PM

I would buy it but I have spent my last £150 on magic beans. Doh!

#7119 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 02:54 PM

well he's pulled it so presumably someones stumped up the 150!

check out this 4-door 127, never seen one llike it before!

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#7120 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 04:34 PM

Subaru anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...0|39:1|240:1318

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#7121 OFFLINE   Gompo

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 05:20 PM

So after the 6 wheeled van and stuff, lets get back to normality with a nice commercial vehicle, looking somewhat bargainous...

Dont let the slightly bright colour put you off...

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#7122 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 05:24 PM

GR8 4 NEEDING 2 TICKETS AT THE CAR PARK :(

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#7123 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 06:19 PM

What on earth! Honestly, doesn't Care In The Community work any more?I love those ZT260s, a mate of mine had one. Might still have it, he's a bit of a Rover perv with 2 RV8s as well. Can't tempt him on here though. I saw a 75 V8 wagon the other day which looked boss.Maybe that 4-door 127 is a rebadged Seat, I thought only the Spaniards and Brazilians did 'em.

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 06:37 PM

£100 BIN!! Get on it!

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 06:49 PM

check this out, overspray all over the windows!

http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/1c/82/ecd...

and read the story, its a 'heart rending' tale of what happens to a car when all the people connected with it are utterly clueless.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260316457727

What a shitbox! No reg plates, keys or logbook either. Nice.

to summarise: A car with a smashed rear quarterlight, no keys or documents and the registration plates have been removed whilst it sits on his brothers driveway. The colour has been changed. But to prove ownership, he's willing to make you a cup of tea.

Anyone interested in buying it? How about you just give me £150 instead, you'll get the same end result!
I wonder if it's part of some investigative journalism project, one of those items that demonstrate just how gullible some people are.

#7126 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 07:16 PM

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Running problems, but isnt it just gorgeous!

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 07:20 PM

Oh a Turbo Manual

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That will deffinately ensure that this lot;

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Get to the Antiques fair on time! Splendid.

#7128 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 11:14 PM

Have we had this absolute honey yet? Not far from me but I can't afford it unfortunately... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0279295667
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 11:25 PM

Have we had this absolute honey yet? Not far from me but I can't afford it unfortunately...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0279295667

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That is loveley! Bench seat too! Ends on my birthday but I think it would be a bit of an extravagent present!

#7130 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:19 AM

Go on, treat yourself!Was that your Herald in Practical Classics? I thought you'd ousted it?

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 10:33 AM

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#7132 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 11:10 AM

Bloody hell I thought those audi's were extinct!

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:41 PM

£100 BIN, be quick!

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#7134 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:47 PM

Go on, treat yourself! Was that your Herald in Practical Classics? I thought you'd ousted it?

Was indeed. :D They needed one at short notice. I did tell them it wasn't very shiny.... Its pretty mucha permanent deature of the fleet as well, beign Katie's first car and all.

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:42 PM

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:47 PM

Something not quite right about that Transit pickup, looks to me like a newer one that's had an identity crisis (although I appreciate that in theory the owner could have bolted on the front end and interior from a 1984 example).

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 03:00 PM

Says it used to be a campervan so it sounds like a bit of a homebrew special, looks cool though. Would make a great economical daily I'm sure.

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:49 PM

That Cav sportshatch is ace! looks like a proper 'one owner' type too (I know it's had 2 owners)

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:24 PM

http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C61757
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Only 6700 miles on the clock

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£6450 Or near offer

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 11:27 AM

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/1c/ec/4b2...http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/1c/ec/40a...
1979 Ford Transit Pickup

I'd love to see this smoking round! Beauty.

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