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#7081 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 03:54 PM

http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/1b/bb/16...

AIR COOLED
I cant begin to tell you how many times my finger has hovered over the BIN button this afternoon.

OMFG. Me likey likey...

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#7082 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 03:58 PM

Oh wow.....my mum had a brand new blue Visa with the 650cc engine after she could not get on with a 2cv. I remember it like it was yesterday. Would have been an 83 on an A plate.
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#7083 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 04:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1|39:1|240:1318

I (might know what this is!) :lol:

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#7084 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 05:23 PM

Shitey enough for you? £400.

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#7085 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 05:36 PM

hey check this poverty spec 309!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320318026878

plus an unexpected added bonus!

THIS CAR IS NOT FAR AWAY FROM BEING CLASSED AS A CLASSIC CAR WHICH MEANS YOU GET FREE ROAD TAX

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 06:14 PM

Polar expedition vehicle, 1950. How long would it take to drive this home (600 km)?

http://195.154.158.34/images/886/8865493...

Amazing what a bit of spit and polish will do 8)

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#7087 OFFLINE   Hertz

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 06:15 PM

http://i21.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/1b/80/9e...

Hirst-Cabs moves into executive travel sector?

Look at those rear lights! 8)

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:17 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
Whoops :cry:
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Pogweasel is standing by with a comment :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Why do I like this :oops:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Shite dragger
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#7089 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 11:31 PM

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I've lobbed a bid on it............winning so far
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Posted 14 November 2008 - 03:35 AM

Pogweasel is standing by with a comment :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/1a/fc/04...

My mate Brad has exactly the same one, he bought it in a similar condition and set about replacing and renewing stuff on it, and let just say its almost to the standard of "The Doctor" like brand new.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:01 PM

Copied from OJC, check out this twincam 4WD Camry!

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Severely grotty though, I can think of few people who would put the effort in to get this back up to scratch. Which is a shame, because it's all two-toned and everything.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:18 PM

Shite dragger
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i2.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/1b/d5/cdf...

That's rather a nice old thing. Already Autoshite liveried too FTW :P

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:54 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
Whoops :cry:
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/15/68/8f...

Shame indeed, make no mistake at the work required to swap out a subframe. Did one for my brother as a favour 20 years ago and he is still owing me :evil:

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 05:07 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Allegro-1300-SDL-Red-1975_W0QQitemZ120332318738QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?
http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/1b/65/043...

I SEE your Allegro 1300 SDL, and I RAISE you one Allegro 1300 SDL bedecked in BL's finest Sandglow:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0323771271

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Looks tidy, nicely described 8)

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 06:55 PM

This is just down the road from me, used to see it smoke about everyday. GR8 4 NOT AE86 ACTION.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...OL ... 240:1318

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 10:08 PM

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1993 Vauxhall Astra GLSi

Lovely.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 10:11 PM

Jesus. Imagine the intellectually-subnormal tattoo'd meat-headed thug that owns that.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 10:58 PM

http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/1c/32/87...http://i9.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/1c/32/917...
1993 Vauxhall Astra GLSi

Lovely.

Christ! That is sooo depressing

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 11:03 PM

Isn't that a German car? :lol:

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 10:19 AM

class in a glass.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 11:14 AM

I'm tempted to buy that and take some saltire vinyls down to apply before I drive it away. Or even better, apply the saltires and don't drive it away. :lol:

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 11:28 AM

I'm tempted to buy that and take some saltire vinyls down to apply before I drive it away. Or even better, apply the saltires and don't drive it away. :lol:

Or some Rasta stickers...

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:10 PM

Here's a good towing outfit!

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#7104 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:18 PM

Check this out, a 'La Licorne', never heard of it but it looks cool. Seems to be a Citroen Traction with a funny grille. €900

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roofrack, moss etc - textbook ratlook.

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#7105 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:27 PM

check this out, overspray all over the windows!

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and read the story, its a 'heart rending' tale of what happens to a car when all the people connected with it are utterly clueless.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260316457727

What a shitbox! No reg plates, keys or logbook either. Nice.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:31 PM

Amazing. MASKING TAPE. FOOLS.

#7107 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:37 PM

Pikey slapper cart!

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^Yeah it'll be fun cleaning the chunder off that next morning!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170279058238

Some cosmetic tidying up is required, for example, you can see a bit of the old volvo badge under the paint on the boot, really if you have the equipment a 'blow over' is good, but on the nights you dont notice, all you see is PINK, there are some tube lights in the back

Mind boggling!

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 07:35 PM

roofrack, moss etc - textbook ratlook.

I propose a cross channel A frame mission for that.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:06 PM

^^^^Now THAT is brave :D ^^^^Almost as brave as attempting to get it through an MoT :wink:
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:13 PM

Yum...

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