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#6961 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 12:00 PM

'OMG we set off bleary eyed at 9.30 am ofter a totally krazee night out in Manchester, we took a few wrong turns and had to put some petrol in at Warrington but otherwise we made it by the skin of our teeth, arriving at Liverpool at 11.45am where we dumped our trusty steed at Bootle docks then celebrated our amazing feat in our trademark hedonistic fashion by having a look at the new Liverpool 1 shopping centre, before having a pint in a chain pub and going home on the train'

Excellent!! They should put it on TV.

9:00pm The Computer Room
Fly-on-the-wall show documenting the lives of self-styled "zany" IT support workers Kevin (33) and Michael (35). This week they take time out from their wacky antics of putting office watercoolers in the lift and shouting Internet catchphrases at the elderly, to embark on the "Loonies to Liverpool" charity rally. Hurtling across the M62 in a fur-covered Ford Capri, they risking upsetting their mums by being late for dinner, as well as the future chances of any lasting human contact.
Viewer discretion advised: Foul language (from viewers)

That'll be on Channel Five next week, were they not showing some toss last night about the Jonathan Toss and Russell Wankah thing?
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 12:10 PM

'OMG we set off bleary eyed at 9.30 am ofter a totally krazee night out in Manchester, we took a few wrong turns and had to put some petrol in at Warrington but otherwise we made it by the skin of our teeth, arriving at Liverpool at 11.45am where we dumped our trusty steed at Bootle docks then celebrated our amazing feat in our trademark hedonistic fashion by having a look at the new Liverpool 1 shopping centre, before having a pint in a chain pub and going home on the train'

Excellent!! They should put it on TV.

9:00pm The Computer Room
Fly-on-the-wall show documenting the lives of self-styled "zany" IT support workers Kevin (33) and Michael (35). This week they take time out from their wacky antics of putting office watercoolers in the lift and shouting Internet catchphrases at the elderly, to embark on the "Loonies to Liverpool" charity rally. Hurtling across the M62 in a fur-covered Ford Capri, they risking upsetting their mums by being late for dinner, as well as the future chances of any lasting human contact.
Viewer discretion advised: Foul language (from viewers)

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#6963 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 12:32 PM

Viewer discretion advised: Foul language (from viewers)LOL!!! because it would be true.

#6964 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 12:39 PM

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 12:44 PM

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Lovely! Looks like they had a bit of a roadtrip with a Metro Van too!

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 01:04 PM

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1982 Ford Cortina 1.6 Crusader

I'd love one of these Crusaders, they just seem like a nice spec.

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1983 Ford Sierra 1.6L Automatic

Though more realistically I'd end up with this early slatty-grille Sierra, with mods by grandad.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 03:38 PM

What's the fancy script on the back of the Sierra say? "GRIM"?Plate's probably worth a few quid though to those types who like to rearrange and put extra bolts in.... "HOPPO W"? "HOP ROW"? "HaRROW"?

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Lovely! Pricey though.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 04:24 PM

That Hearse if fantastic, looks like a thunderbirds model :D

Those were my exact thoughts,before I read your post :)

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1970 Hillman Avenger 1500DL

Super basic spec, want mirrors? Tough. I actually prefer these to the twinlamp ones.

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1977 Vauxhall Cavalier L

I'll mention the lack of reflective plates now just so no one else has to. Nice car!

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 05:02 PM

Stunning.

http://195.154.158.41/images/888/8888585...

first time i have seen a three wheeler with stabilizers, must be really hair raising without them :shock:
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 06:58 PM

apologies for the non classic shite status but is it just me or does that look like its been painted using a bog brush

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This tickles my fancy though

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#6973 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 07:37 PM

[quote name="ayd"]apologies for the non classic shite status but is it just me or does that look like its been painted using a bog brush

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No,I think it's been coloured in with a giant marker pen :lol:

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#6974 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 07:52 PM

That hearse thing is great! Would make a fantastic camper. Is it a coachbuilt one off? What's it based on?The Computer Room = second rate remake of The IT Crowd?

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 11:26 PM

apologies for the non classic shite status but is it just me or does that look like its been painted using a bog brush

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...6- ... 240:1318

Hmmm...

modifications

full body kit (worth £200 at least)

upper and lower spoiler on boot (worth at least £150)

evo style bonnet (worth at least £100)

M3 style wing mirrors (worh at least £30)

tinted windows

all trims taken off and filled in

de-keyed (no key holes in door or boot) all central locking (boot has a popper on it)

stainless steel exhaust (worth at least £40)

lexus lights (worth at least £75)

LED side indicators (£20)

17" alloy wheels with loads of tread on them (worth at least £150)

bucket seats (worth at least £80)

4 point saftey harness (worth at leat £50)

momo copy steering wheel and boss kit (woth at least £50)

colour coded panels on interior

multi coloured dash lights

white backing on dashboard (worth at least £40)

dump valve (worth at least £40)

And then there's the "Rhubarb and Custard" style magic marker paintjob - worth at least -£F*** knows how much!

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:48 AM

Orange Pug = EPIC FAILURE
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#6977 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:51 AM

That hearse thing is great! Would make a fantastic camper. Is it a coachbuilt one off? What's it based on?

Info is a bit sparse: 'Corbillard (=hearse) renault type A' vends ancien corbillard 4 places de le mairie de paris en tres bonne etat. prix a deb = bad French for selling old hearse, 4 seats from the Parisian mayor('s office) in very good order. Price debatable. No year or any other usable info...

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:51 AM

apologies for the non classic shite status but is it just me or does that look like its been painted using a bog brush

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...6- ... 240:1318

The photo seems to have dissapeared from the ad :lol:

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 08:41 AM

I would just like to point out that I have no intentions at all of buying that pug, it popped up while searching the bay and I was just looking....I promise.....hence the Volvo as well to restore some little faith in my fleabay browsing.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:26 PM

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:59 PM

LOLOLOLOL. Non-turbo diesel is GR8 4 RUNNIN (SLOWLY) 4EVA.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:27 PM

apologies for the non classic shite status but is it just me or does that look like its been painted using a bog brush

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...6- ... 240:1318

The photo seems to have dissapeared from the ad :lol:

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"As you can see in the pics that the paint is fading. This is because it is flourescent orange and UV light damages flourescent colours. paint in not that expensive. approx £50 per litre off the internet." :lol:

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:45 PM

Looks tidy.

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Yes! Great to see this thing still about. Check out the period pic's with it.

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Head gasket gone on this Transit.

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"I bought this car for the interior to go into my mk2 zodiac, only to find out that the mk4 is 8" wider." Sigh...

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 02:12 PM

This is niiiiiiice

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Lovely honest beige povvo MK1 Fiesta-ness. No radio, not even any holes for speakers!

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 02:25 PM

And this beige workhorse would go with it very nicely:

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GR8 "666" numberplate 8)

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 04:54 PM

"CAN I GET A WTF?"
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"WTF!!?"

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 04:57 PM

Looks tidy.

http://i12.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/19/0e/6e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0315481896

Always had a soft spot for Sierra's, I had one for free once, it was a 1989 Sierra Sapphire Ghia in Black "F230TAR", was my first car, sadly though I had to scrap it as I lost my job and didnt have enough money :(

Head gasket gone on this Transit.

http://i7.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/1a/12/604...

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GR8 4 RAM-RAIDIN' etc...

Wheneer I see these Transits I always think of them being used by Ram-Raiders in the 80's and 90's :lol:

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#6988 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 09:38 PM

GR8 4 RAM-RAIDIN' etc...

Wheneer I see these Transits I always think of them being used by Ram-Raiders in the 80's and 90's :lol:

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Funny, whenever I see them I think of death-defying school trips. You see, my primary school had one of that shape, would have been around 1988 but it was a B-reg I think. It was donated by the local secondary school after only four years service because their monsters had trashed it. If you moved around on some of the seats, they came out of the floor. Every seat had foam missing meaning the only thing between the top of your spine and the metal frame was some vinyl. And I was one of the 'trusted' kids who was allowed to sit at the very back.... because the doors had a habit of opening whilst moving, and I was trusted enough not to fall out.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 09:42 PM

My school had a Commer minibus. That's dangerous enough in itself :lol:

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 10:18 PM

World's smallest schools? We had the 'luxury' of a panorama-bodied bedford bus, holes in the floor you could see the road through and seats that when you whacked them you got engulfed in a dust cloud. Terrifying.




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