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#6901 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:12 PM

I'd love that Honda... it's one of the first ones as they came out in 81. If it was local I'd stretch to £300 but St Austel is way to far to go to get it at that price!

#6902 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:13 PM

Important to note... "HERE I HAVE FOR SALE A GENUINE HONDA CITY R"Not one of those all-too-common fake City R's. Wonder if it has a different engine to UK cars? Noticed it says CVCC on the cam cover.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:00 PM

eBelgian beauty:

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:11 PM

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That is probably the worst kitcar effort I've ever seen, seriously. 1.3 diesel! I'd be genuinely frightened to ride in it, the entire thing looks like it's made out of balsa wood and sheets of transparent plasic. I can't stop looking at it, it looks like something made in a primary school for a play about road safety. Some of the door gaps must be nearly an inch out!

I can only conclude that this is Raymanboy's cousin.

Edit: How on earth would you wind the windows down with the door crease there? The longer you look at this travesty, the more you discover.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:15 PM

eBelgian beauty:

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/12/52/ca...

Wow :shock: Obviously someone had high hopes of re-creating this:

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It's RHD drive though isn't it :?:?:

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#6906 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:30 PM

Wonderful isn't it? There are no papers but the English plates are included, no mention of the engine, condition or type other than eagle, and a BIN of 2125 euros... non merci!

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That's bonkers.

#6908 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:36 PM

You mention Raymanboy.... thats not his white Triumph Vitesse in the background is it?Agree that raises the bar for piss poor kit 'cars' assembled by mental patients. What engine can you even get in 1.3 diesel flavour? i'm sure its not gonna have a fiat multijet diesel, I can only assume its a 12hp 'Kubota' from a fuggin bilge pump or something.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:49 PM

Now that you mention it, that Vitesse looks like it is on old-style UK black and silver plates! There's an XJS in the background too.I'm stumped about the 1.3L diesel too, if it was something else I'd assume it was a mistake, but given the rest of the car I wouldn't be surprised if he'd made it himself in the shed.Another detail of note - the drivers side door appears to be held on with rope attached to the doorframe and steering wheel.

#6910 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 03:02 PM

Curious... it's supposed to be in Belgium, but the seller is called langlais1959 (l'anglais=the Englishman) and I can't determine where the pics were taken. Odd.That Volvo limo would be GR8 4 SHAKIN THE CHAMPERS 4 BACHELORPARTAYZ or 4 putting the fun back in funerals.

#6911 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:10 PM

eBelgian beauty:

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/12/52/ca...

Lost for words. Except to say that (a) it's most likely Beetle-based and (B) they've done well to find matching rims in five-stud flavour for the front axle and four-stud for the back!

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#6912 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 05:37 PM

Didn't older Polos come with a 1.3 diesel on the continent? Might be why the back end is 4-stud.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 07:45 PM

The £50 Thema has no bids and finishes soon.

#6915 OFFLINE   stoterstangen90

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 08:05 PM

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 08:32 PM

PHOOK :shock:

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 09:24 PM

That is the coolest thing ever. PHACT.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 10:08 PM

Was this Vauxhall spotted by someone or for sale previously as I remember the plate from somewhere?

http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/16/a5/53...

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It had sat outside a car sales pitch for years :cry: After I posted the pics on retro rides someone went to view it and said it was rotten in the floor/sills etc :cry:
When the garage was closing down a £450 price tag was put in the window.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 10:48 PM

:shock: and :lol: at the horrible home-made thing... is it supposed to be a Countach? I wouldn't have that if you paid me to take it away! How much is that? £1600?The pictured do look very British... although the trailer thing in one of the pics does seem to have a white/red Belgian plate...

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 11:20 PM

PHOOK :shock:

http://i1.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/19/3d/550...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250319571172

PHOOK is right!!! :shock::shock::shock:

I have just put probably my highest ever eBay bid on that. Still no way it's ever going to be enough though. :cry:

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:08 AM

Check the panels!:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0326319717
98% Steel free!

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 02:19 AM

eBelgian beauty:

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/12/52/ca...

Nope, the car is very much in Belguim, possibly in Thuin as the seller claims to be from, although the surrounding look english, they are Belgen, I dont how but I recognise them, he's probably and English bloke who lives out there (As I once was, and want to be again!)

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 08:18 AM

Might be time to take you on the Wuv's. Could be time to get the ''barned'' credit cards out....Economic madness- but you only live once!
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 09:05 AM

Wow, yesterday that PL17 was at 51 quid... gorgeous car.

#6925 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 12:47 PM

Have we had this Allegro 3 yet?

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Isn't this seller the one that's always turning up clean, low mileage stuff? Currently at £1649, 6hrs to go. Similar money to what I'm spending on my new toy, I can see the appeal of this but I know which I'd rather have and I reckon I'm getting better VFM.

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:06 PM

eBelgian beauty:

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/12/52/ca...

Separated at birth - Mini based kit on previous page :o

http://i4.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/18/40/ba7...
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:22 PM

Similar money to what I'm spending on my new toy, I can see the appeal of this but I know which I'd rather have and I reckon I'm getting better VFM.

:evil: When you gonna spill the beans?...
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 04:57 PM

been watching some Ford shite not seen every day

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and a Shelby Robin
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 05:12 PM

and a Shelby Robin
http://i15.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/16/8c/1f...
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Ended at $511!!

For a dissasembled plastic pig bucket missing some of its parts...

How many of these can you fit in a container?? :twisted:

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 05:44 PM


http://i24.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/11/6e/86...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0267194477

Isn't this seller the one that's always turning up clean, low mileage stuff? Currently at £1649, 6hrs to go.

Yep, he's also go this on, ending at the same time (6:45pm) today, at £1,700 (tax free) res not met!

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