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#6811 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:20 PM

Give me strength, what kind of a total, total cretin do you have to be to bling your car up with a load of swords behind the seats. The mind boggles, its up there with that blue barried-up Cavalier with a fuggin massive whippet airbrushed on the door.

Please tell me you have a picture of the above delight MrB!

#6812 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:30 PM



Give me strength, what kind of a total, total cretin do you have to be to bling your car up with a load of swords behind the seats. The mind boggles, its up there with that blue barried-up Cavalier with a fuggin massive whippet airbrushed on the door.

Please tell me you have a picture of the above delight MrB!
Its one of my favourites off Barryboys, here it is:

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#6813 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:36 PM


Its one of my favourites off Barryboys, here it is:

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos/fluffy...

http://www.barryboys...pic.php?t=12212

With regards to this and previous horrors, I propose starting a new thread entitled something like 'cars (and thier owners) that should be set fire to'
Any thoughts?

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#6814 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:47 PM

This heap of shit I believe we've seen before- spotted by someone?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...id=p3286.c0.m14

Wrong in so many ways
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#6815 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:22 PM

LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING CAR:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0280774546
VILE!
MoT & tax well into next year, so this would be super cool to ponce about in, revelling in the rust, dings, paint mismatches etc.
LIVING. [/img]

#6816 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:01 PM

R9 auction ended early as the item is no longer for sale. :(


This one is still available:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=150305010126

#6817 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:26 PM

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Cheap Saab, only an hour left...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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BARGAIN

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Golf GTi shell... a tenner at the moment...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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#6818 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:33 PM

This heap of shit I believe we've seen before- spotted by someone?
http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/13/5b/8b...

Each to their own and all that, but I really struggle to understand this kind of "project". I mean, for the money you spend on it you might as well have gone and bought a proper Alfa 147 anyway. All you've got to show for your cash is still a crappy 13 year old Rover and 99% of the population will think you're a bit of a tool. :roll:

About time the head gasket went too, isn't it? :P

#6819 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:38 PM

LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING CAR:
http://i12.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/17/b6/76...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0280774546
VILE!
MoT & tax well into next year, so this would be super cool to ponce about in, revelling in the rust, dings, paint mismatches etc.
LIVING.

That's truly minging. I want to buy it and park it outside my neighbour's house.

#6820 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:11 PM

That Rover is a prize f*ckwit-mobile

Baby blue bottom has special effect alsa crystaliser in it

huh?
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#6821 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:37 PM

That Rover is a prize f*ckwit-mobile

Baby blue bottom has special effect alsa crystaliser in it

huh?

Ha ha!!Bid up to £1000 now!!! Some people...I think the sort of person who would like this are summed up here by following the ebay tradition of cleverly censoring their number plate on the description, and then on only half the photos! Genius.

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#6822 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 07:38 AM

The Rover, barry boys tat aside, has had some serious panel work effort put into it - its not to my taste but you can't deny that effort. The lupo is just stick on tat mind :lol:

#6823 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 10:23 AM

POOR OLD GERL

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#6824 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 12:07 PM

Ooohh -might have a go at that Thema, if it stays cheap enough.Someplace, I've got the parts to sort that -and fancy an Eyetalion with a bit more urge that the old normally asp Croma.Anyone got a towbar..
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#6825 OFFLINE   TheScrapman

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 12:44 PM

LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING CAR:
http://i12.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/17/b6/76...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0280774546
VILE!
MoT & tax well into next year, so this would be super cool to ponce about in, revelling in the rust, dings, paint mismatches etc.
LIVING. [/img]

Ooh, ghastly. Would be proud to offend the general public in that - automatic too for added shite points.
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#6826 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 02:19 PM

Still looking for one of these, mr Bickle? Mind you, it's a bit of a project...
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#6827 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 02:24 PM

Still looking for one of these, mr Bickle? Mind you, it's a bit of a project...
http://image.nettix.fi/extra/carimg/2221...

Judging by the wipers, that car looks to be a RHD. I wouldn't mind getting hat just for the parts for my estate but it's a damned long way to tow it back!

#6828 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 03:47 PM

How do you find 'em Michiel? Bit too far gome for me -I but suspect Ed's mulling...
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#6829 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 04:07 PM

http://www.nettiauto.com always has nice early Japanese tin, and I can't stop myself from checking it every month or so... saw a nice Corona wagon a few months ago, 1600 euros... getting it here would make it too expensive for me unfortunately, and after a few emails the seller repriced it at 2750 euros - 'it's rare and I've had interest from Holland!' Must get a better job...

#6830 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 04:36 PM

R9 auction ended early as the item is no longer for sale. :(


This one is still available:

http://i9.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/15/ac/207...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=150305010126
Bit too far for me that one. Ta for the shout though.
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#6831 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 05:13 PM

AXTASTICAL VALUE £95 BIN

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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#6832 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 05:17 PM

Could have made a bit more effort with the pics. That's one AX I won't be rescuing!

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 05:30 PM

Ca va les cochons? Harald ici. Regardez ce que j'ai trouvé!

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http://www.leboncoin...133.htm?ca=12_s
50€, vous pourriez acheter ca malgré le fat que votre livre sterling ne vaut rien! Ha ha ha! (nice dexion shelving there).

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http://www.leboncoin...205.htm?ca=12_s
Oh! J'ai bouleversé mon yaourt. 700€

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Trop belle! 8) 8)

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31,500km! Seulement 300 €, pas de sieges pour vos passagers qd meme.

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OMG THIS IS 350 EUROS AND I AM GOING TO FRANCE NEXT WEEK WITH A VOLVO AND MY A FRAME AND I CANNOT BUY IT.

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Ca va faire plaisir a Mirafioriman.

Au revoir les cochons! Entente cordiale mon cul!

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#6834 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 05:48 PM

OK Mr B. France. Volvo. A frame. No 'space'.Spill the beans!!
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Posted 30 October 2008 - 06:01 PM

Not the yoghurt :D
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Posted 30 October 2008 - 07:34 PM

Early 132 there. Looks in nice condition too. I prefer the later ones though.... No money or space at the moment either thankfully otherwise my collection may increase!

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 07:47 PM

I think that I am getting old.
Coz I am getting a desire for one of these frumpy old beasts:
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Might have to have a nose at that one.
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#6838 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 08:03 PM

They are pretty classy, someone at work just bought a 190 1.8 slusher and even that is a nice car. They aren't very roomy inside though, for a reasonably big car.

#6839 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 08:11 PM

"the last of the real Mercs" etc. They are pretty much bombproof and usually well looked after. 2L auto is the one to have. Just a bit tight on the knees in the back.

Look sharp on these two:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130265158089


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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220301170343

Edit: Milford beat me to it...

'ave a few more then:

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Posted 31 October 2008 - 07:02 AM

One of these would be the perfect vehicle for me, combining the simple, robust mechanicals of my Bluebird saloon with a decent size loadbay. Not good timing though, I'll probably just get a trailer if/when the Camry is no longer for this world.

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