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#6691 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:32 AM

This is the perfect car for you if you like wearing a white PVC 'leather look' jacket and a 10 gallon hat, while you go and collect your Giro.

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Alternatively simply drive round in it looking for 'Ay-rabs' to shout abuse at. Ya limey a$$holes!

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#6692 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:37 AM

Nnnnnnggh! What an extraordinary beauty. Its an auto like, a real OAP special.

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White with a brown interior - "like driving round in a soiled nappy".... Anyone recognise that quote?

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#6693 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:43 AM

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'NEEDS GRASS STRIMMING FOR MOT'

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#6694 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:47 AM

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

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#6695 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:01 AM

Oh my!

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What a sweetie!

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#6696 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:04 AM

Shitting nora! This 128 estate is from 1974!

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:19 AM

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

http://i18.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/15/f3/e3...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190261194950

Subtle mods are ok by me. I actually quite like this! I imagine its a little bit fast....

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:20 AM

"what are those lights off again?"
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Pretty convincing replica

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Something appealingly 'wrong' about these late rubber bumper 96s

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#6699 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:23 AM

Mr Bo11ocks, with these you are really spoiling us!

#6700 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:50 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... otohosting

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#6701 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:01 AM

"what are those lights off again?"
http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/16/cb/df7...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0094883054

The man has a Murena and an Avantime. I'm jealous.

#6702 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:05 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300268688211&indexURL=8#ebayphotohosting

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd151...

15k on mods! gawd 'elp us :lol:

#6703 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:24 AM

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd151...

'FS. That's the best part of it. Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

#6704 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:26 AM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

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YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

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#6705 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:29 AM

Oh, Mr B did you have to?

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:51 AM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

http://i14.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/13/d9/87...

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

What kind of money do these things make, if they sell at all?

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:50 PM

Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

Is that what it's called?? asymmetric kit?? Looks like it's been parked too close to a fire to me.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#6708 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:53 PM

Loving the Maestro sleeper effort. V cool. That Astra is a fugging disgrace to motoring. BRING BACK HANGING.

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:55 PM

I wonder if it was inspired by the movie 'Twister'.

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The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

#6710 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 03:46 PM

The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

or their empty wallet :lol:

#6711 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 05:25 PM

Heres a good one for the renophiles:

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83k and one owner fron new!

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#6712 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:13 PM

That 21 has held up well for a 22 year old piece of french craftsmanship (if thats the word)

#6713 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:21 PM

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Groß, um Dinge zum Tipp zu führen!

#6714 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:24 PM

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Cela convient plus aux applications dogging!

#6715 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:36 PM

Poogo 405 has what appears to be a factory reg.............. Coventry anyhoo.
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

#6716 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 07:26 PM

Possibly yeah! I thought the factory suffix for the Pug factory was 'VC'?

#6717 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:38 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14
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#6718 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:50 PM

I'd want better than Cooper Zeon tyres for my Hundred Grand though................
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

#6719 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:53 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE-REPLICA-FULLY-DRIVEABLE-CAR_W0QQitemZ330279735101QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330279735101&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1309&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Yeah, very nice, but WHY?!!I suppose its a more money than sense purchase, for the likes of Micheal Jackson, lotto lout Mickey Carroll, any premiership footballer etc etc-.

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:09 PM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

http://i14.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/13/d9/87...

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

GR8 FOR MAKIN' PEOPLE USE SPECSAVERS. :lol:

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