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#6691 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:32 AM

This is the perfect car for you if you like wearing a white PVC 'leather look' jacket and a 10 gallon hat, while you go and collect your Giro.

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Alternatively simply drive round in it looking for 'Ay-rabs' to shout abuse at. Ya limey a$$holes!

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#6692 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:37 AM

Nnnnnnggh! What an extraordinary beauty. Its an auto like, a real OAP special.

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White with a brown interior - "like driving round in a soiled nappy".... Anyone recognise that quote?

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6693 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:43 AM

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'NEEDS GRASS STRIMMING FOR MOT'

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6694 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:47 AM

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6695 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:01 AM

Oh my!

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What a sweetie!

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6696 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:04 AM

Shitting nora! This 128 estate is from 1974!

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"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6697 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:19 AM

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

http://i18.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/15/f3/e3...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190261194950

Subtle mods are ok by me. I actually quite like this! I imagine its a little bit fast....

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:20 AM

"what are those lights off again?"
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Pretty convincing replica

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Something appealingly 'wrong' about these late rubber bumper 96s

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#6699 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:23 AM

Mr Bo11ocks, with these you are really spoiling us!

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 10:50 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... otohosting

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:01 AM

"what are those lights off again?"
http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/16/cb/df7...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0094883054

The man has a Murena and an Avantime. I'm jealous.

#6702 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:05 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300268688211&indexURL=8#ebayphotohosting

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd151...

15k on mods! gawd 'elp us :lol:

#6703 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:24 AM

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd151...

'FS. That's the best part of it. Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

#6704 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:26 AM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

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YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#6705 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:29 AM

Oh, Mr B did you have to?

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:51 AM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

http://i14.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/13/d9/87...

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

What kind of money do these things make, if they sell at all?

#6707 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:50 PM

Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

Is that what it's called?? asymmetric kit?? Looks like it's been parked too close to a fire to me.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#6708 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:53 PM

Loving the Maestro sleeper effort. V cool. That Astra is a fugging disgrace to motoring. BRING BACK HANGING.

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 01:55 PM

I wonder if it was inspired by the movie 'Twister'.

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The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

#6710 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 03:46 PM

The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

or their empty wallet :lol:

#6711 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 05:25 PM

Heres a good one for the renophiles:

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83k and one owner fron new!

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:13 PM

That 21 has held up well for a 22 year old piece of french craftsmanship (if thats the word)

#6713 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:21 PM

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Groß, um Dinge zum Tipp zu führen!

#6714 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:24 PM

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Cela convient plus aux applications dogging!

#6715 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 06:36 PM

Poogo 405 has what appears to be a factory reg.............. Coventry anyhoo.
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

#6716 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 07:26 PM

Possibly yeah! I thought the factory suffix for the Pug factory was 'VC'?

#6717 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:38 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14
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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:50 PM

I'd want better than Cooper Zeon tyres for my Hundred Grand though................
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 08:53 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE-REPLICA-FULLY-DRIVEABLE-CAR_W0QQitemZ330279735101QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330279735101&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1309&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Yeah, very nice, but WHY?!!I suppose its a more money than sense purchase, for the likes of Micheal Jackson, lotto lout Mickey Carroll, any premiership footballer etc etc-.

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 09:09 PM

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

http://i14.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/13/d9/87...

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

GR8 FOR MAKIN' PEOPLE USE SPECSAVERS. :lol:

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