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#6361 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 04:15 PM

Bet he wants a packet for it -It's in IrelandThere's no price advertisedIs that a Roller in front of it?Love those c lap hand wipers 8)
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#6362 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 06:17 PM

Feck feck and double feck!!! (as Father Ted might say)Ebay have re-done the pages again, and I can't seem to reset them to the old format. I'm I alone with this?LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!

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#6363 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 06:22 PM

ANYONE WANT A '69' WITH EXTRA SAUCE?

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#6364 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 08:34 PM

Bon soir, petits cochons anglais. Je m'appelle Harald Du Bois. Je vais vous montrer la qualite de notre 'Merde de l'automobile' ici en France. Je peux parler Anglais, mais je ne veux pas parler anglais. JE NE VEUX PAS PARLER ANGLAIS! COCHONS!

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Moteur 1.4 carrosserie un peu foutu mais fonctionnel quand meme, 250 euros

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IDEAL POUR FAIRE DU 'STOCK CAR', 250€

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Oh la la! Mais qu'est-ce qu'elle est belle! Prix €500

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€900, pas mal, ca couterait beaucoup plus chere en Angleterre! Importez, puis convertez la direction - ££££££££.

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800€, a saisir.

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1000€, sans doute plein de corrosion!

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Jamais vu chez vous les cochons! 1000€ - AFFAIRE

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WOW! J'imagine que c'est une voiture qui n'existe plus a travers la Manche. €900.

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Quelle style! BRAVO! €600.

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La classe! Ca c'est ce qu'on appelle une 'OLD JAPANESE CAR', Prix: 1000€

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Rare petit-feux 104 Z, 1000€..

Voila une echantillon de notre 'shite'. aussi belle que la femme de notre presidente, non? AU REVOIR COCHONS

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#6365 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 08:58 PM

900 euros for an RS1600i?? I'm on my way...
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:00 PM

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Moteur 1.4 carrosserie un peu foutu mais fonctionnel quand meme, 250 euros

J'en ai eu une comme celle-là mais en beige. J'aime bien les Visa, mais je préfère les Série 1 avec les feux de recul dans le pare-chocs arrière.

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800€, a saisir.

Elle est jolie, et tax exempt en plus, mais on dirait qu'il y a quand même pas mal de mastic dans les bas de caisse et les ailes avant...

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Rare petit-feux 104 Z, 1000€..

Jamais vu une 104 comme ça. :shock: Je n'ai vu ces feux que sur des LN / LNA.

Mais ma préférée, c'est la Simca 1307.

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Mon dieu qu'elle est belle! Et le prix est tout à fait raisonnable. Si seulement elle était un peu plus au nord...

#6367 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:05 PM

900 euros for an RS1600i?? I'm on my way...

The seller reckons it needs trailering, so it might not be quite ready to jump in and drive. If it's a genuine RS1600 it's still got to be worth having at that price though - the shell looks pretty good from the picture. I wonder how much they'd charge to take an Escort on a trailer on the ferry from Le Havre to Portsmouth?

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:10 PM

それは翻訳の魚である! 危険! 私はバンジョーを演奏する。 これは魅惑的である! 好むMr Baseballをか。

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それはドリフト走行のためによい。 これはAE86ではない。

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私は、Raymanboy憎む! それは恐ろしい。

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私はチップスを食べている! これを後悔する!

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#6369 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:13 PM

WHAT! What on earth is car number one out of that lot. I am not exaggerating, when I say that I actually fancy it.

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:17 PM

It's a Toyota Sprinter GT, TE71 chassis. But one with a particularly awkward looking front.

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:52 PM

I do like that last one... check out the back:

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:59 PM

Nissan Pulsar EXA.

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:15 PM

That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

#6374 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:18 PM

This is my favourite though.

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Piaggio Ape eat your fugging heart out! I would just love to put a beavertail on that and use it as the world's most unstable car transporter. 8)

What the hell is it, anyway?

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:36 PM

Daihatsu CO13T, here's some similar stuff for you to ponder: http://www.asahi-net...SN/Q-Index8.htm

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:43 PM

That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

The EXA came as a targa with a hatchback which could be swapped for the optional "sportback" like that car has. Not many sportbacks were sold so as far as i know it's a pretty rare piece of kit. Alternatively you could just take the tailgate off and drive it open topped. I believe it was actually designed in the states rather than Japan.Incidentally, although there is little family resemblence, the EXA is technically a coupe version of the N13 Sunny we got. It's chassis designation is KN13 (K is for coupe). The have the same floorpan and running gear as both the B12 and n13's.

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:55 PM

それは翻訳の魚である! 危険! 私はバンジョーを演奏する。 これは魅惑的である! 好むMr Baseballをか。.....

My google ads at the top of the page are in Japanese now :roll:

I om qite fonde ouv the ould BMW, M. bolouex.

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:04 PM

My google ads at the top of the page are in Japanese now :roll:

Mine too...

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:08 PM

Ha ha! That's mental. Autoshite.jp!

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:37 PM

Ouch! I just fell of my chair, laughing my hiney off. Stelletje mafkezen!

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:34 AM

Mmmmmm...

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31 mins left on this at time of posting.. and only at £500. Guess it wont meet it's reserve - hopefully get relisted with some more info maybe?

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 12:27 PM

That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

That's exactly what was done to make the Renner 25 estate- it's a lazy, half-hearted way to do it, and it looked it. Shame!

#6383 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:55 PM

That subaru is wonderful, I had a cheeky dabble on it, I dont have £500 though so would have to pay for it out of my savings allocated for the bo11ox museum, which would cause much marital strife! Ah well., maybe as you say it'll get relisted with a bit better ad.

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 03:13 PM

CHRIST, what must the inside of this guy's house look like. I imagine large numbers of those 'thoughtful' black + white drawings of famous footballers etc.

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Chrome main area dashboard (also included chrome instrument dial surround, never put it on)

chrome centre console surround

chrome speaker trims

chrome interior door handle trims

chrome buttons in door !!!

chrome strip on passenger airbag

other chrome bits and bobs around cabin area

chrome skull cigarette lighter

chrome skull gear knob

Oh aye, like chrome then do we. :lol::lol::lol::roll:

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#6385 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 03:19 PM

Check out this turdbox, HIRST its got your name all over it!

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 03:55 PM

This looks cracking, its only £130 (no bids at all!) with 3 hours left, 2 owners/80k, what more do you want? 1.9 injected with the old Heather Mills-compatible auto gearbox- a super smooth way to travel.

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Its on Bickle's manor I think so a bit far for me, and I suspect not too A-frame friendly with that gearbox.

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 04:32 PM

A frame it by all means, but keep the engine running.................
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 05:31 PM

That's late for a Phase 1. Autobox should be OK, and 1.9 injection doesn't suffer the hot starting issues (think R5 GT Turbo...) of the carb version.But I don't like the dashboards, it's not diesel, and I have two already...

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:10 PM

Mr B -pretty close to me -yup. Happy to collect/store -if needed. Dont worry -I'd dolly or trailer it.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:15 PM

CHRIST, what must the inside of this guy's house look like. I imagine large numbers of those 'thoughtful' black + white drawings of famous footballers etc.Oh aye, like chrome then do we. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

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