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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#6301 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 05:13 PM

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

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this one looks like it could have been factory built

oh aye, a chinese pedal car factory perhaps.

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#6302 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 06:17 PM

Always cracks me up when I see those POS Spartans being used as a wedding car. YOU ARE STILL SAT IN A MINI!!
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#6303 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 06:20 PM

0-fiery death in 5 seconds:

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 06:32 PM

0-fiery death in 5 seconds:

http://i12.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/11/c4/24...

I just read the questions at the end of the listing,"Can you still pedal the bike?" :lol:

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 08:18 PM

That bastard has got hospital written all over it.What shall I get the wife for christmas?? :twisted:

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 08:44 PM

To complement the current Sierra thread this looks ok-ish
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

Old booklets and brochures are a nice touch though.

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:02 PM

On Craigslist in the states. Check out this tastefully modified Datsun 510...

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:02 PM

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CD Cavvy 8)
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Hillman imp :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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#6309 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:05 PM

Christ on a bike, that imp is horrific! :shock:

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 11:22 PM

I'd have that Cav like a shot!

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 11:35 PM

Buon giorno a tutti! eBay Italy is such a tat haven... None of it's cheap though. :( Here's a small selection of my choice picks:

OMFGz!!!!! Yoghurt. Everywhere.

Anybody want to lend me €15,000?

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0261513156

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Is it a car? Is it an invalid carriage? No, it's a Bug!

I'd imagine some hippy drove it all the way to Italy in the '60s, took too much acid and forgot where he left it.

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0289662080

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Clean Rekord.

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0258680850

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Pinzgauer. I'd hit it.

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0291095157

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One for you Simca lovers...

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0281749969

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Lovely Monza. Check the interior colour scheme. 8)

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0256205783

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Matra Bagheera

http://cgi.ebay.it/w... ... 0262019253

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 08:17 AM

Roflcopter duly called for the Imp, I'd love to own that. Cav also rocks a phat one.Now, not strictly the car itself on eBay but might be worth enquiring if these are your thing...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14...because he sure as hell won't be selling the number plate at that price.
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:40 AM

Today's haul: B Kwik - all ending today!

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:42 AM

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Piece-of-shit alert!!

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:47 AM

http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/11/09/692...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250303173504

Mmm, Espero! I love them, they're so damn stylish. Not just in shite terms either, the side profile is brilliant with the blacked out pillars and such. Definitely in my "dream fleet".

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 10:05 AM

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B V KWIK!!

£84 with 25 minutes left...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 10:14 AM

so much shite i want in this latest lot! fancied a mk2 cavalier for a while and that old boy one looks worth a punt at the 250 quid its currently making. Looks like the old duffer has just run it down the scrappy!Yugo - always wanted one for the shite - kudos it would bring and the sheer irritation value to the neightboursand that Rover Sterling.... a shitload of car for just over weigh in money. Unbelievable that they are worth so little
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 11:18 AM

http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/10/f7/fe...

B V KWIK!!

£84 with 25 minutes left...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

Arseflaps, missed that. That's the same bloke I had my last Gamma off -he's OK.

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 11:19 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/t...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290264263990

That's lovely, but it's being sold by Two Stroke to Turbo so the reserve will probably be about £8,000,000.

#6320 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 11:55 AM

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RANCHO!

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Lovely pov-spec Astra, but is it worth £995?

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 12:05 PM

Ooh, tricky one on the Astra. It's a 3dr, so might end up becoming a GTE? Such a solid shell compared to cost of doing up a rough one probably does make that a sensible price, sad as that fate would be.Having said that, it would be great to see it left as is in some glorious museum o' shite.Anyone else think they're horrible wheeltrims? Vauxhall really knew how to make the base models look dowdy back then, must've made people want to step up to the next model if at all possible.

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 12:20 PM

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

http://i18.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/0f/67/f1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130260294094

this one looks like it could have been factory built

oh aye, a chinese pedal car factory perhaps.
Don't those Beauford things use a mini centre section too? Wedding cars for those with no style but who appreciate a Cortina undercarriage :?

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 02:03 PM

Here I am looking for a legacy ( though I have now bid on a non turbo Impretza estate) and what do I find, but this piece of lovelyness
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 02:12 PM

There are two listings on at the mo for that pick-up, the other is at 600 with 0 bids :?

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#6325 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 02:20 PM

I can find this:
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This:
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#6326 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 02:53 PM

I like the T-top version in 'My name is Earl' :D

Except for the paint job of course...

Wasn't it called the Subaru Brat over there?

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 04:02 PM

I would love a Subaru MV.There is a very battered one running around the estate I work at, the flat-4 burble brightens up my day a touch.

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 04:10 PM

Used to see those T top ones when i was in Norway. Theirs also have extended beds for some oscure tax purpose.

#6329 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 06:01 PM

Not really Autoshite territory, but i love FD3S', and the title made me chuckle! :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0297652985

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I really want to find one of them with a blown engine, then figure out a way of mounting the V6 out my MX6 in it and using it as a daily :)

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 06:18 PM

HELLO MR POG! YOU ARE REMEMBERING ME NO? MAYBE NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER? I LOVE TO COOK AND CLEAN YOUR HOUSE!

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didn't pog win this last time?! :roll::lol:
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