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#5911 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:45 PM


Not any more :wink: Its my midget owning fathers 60th on saturday :mrgreen:

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#5912 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:51 PM

Wouldn't your dad be pleased pog :shock:

#5913 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 08:03 PM

Er thats MG midget, not some SEXPEST Incest thing :oops: :lol:

#5914 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 08:35 PM

Good work with the N, I still want one badly!

#5915 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:06 AM

Is that a Saab front on that Tata?Jesus, what a shitter!!Thats my contender for "The Autoshite shitbox of the week " award!

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#5916 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 08:08 AM



Not any more :wink: Its my midget owning fathers 60th on saturday :mrgreen:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/...


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:shock::shock::shock:
Can I just say had a rather unpleasant dream last night as a result of this photo - dwarves, a DW8 engine and some daft 80's hip hop club were all involved.
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#5917 OFFLINE   monzaE

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:00 PM

Too many desirables are being posted as tat. This is REAL shit and £2.5K to add to the insult.
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

#5918 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:45 PM

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:shock: Christ in a bucket

#5919 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:57 PM

Too many desirables are being posted as tat. This is REAL shit and £2.5K to add to the insult.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

You're right.
That is an utter piece of crap.
10 offers though!

Conrad Knight Socks


#5920 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 10:06 PM

This is on adtrader. No pic unfortunately...Yugo 65a GLX 1990 exceptional body, very smart , Taxed, Mot July 09, pot inspection available to be sold as seen, 1 owner, £550 01359 270873 Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk

#5921 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:40 AM

This is on adtrader. No pic unfortunately...Yugo 65a GLX 1990 exceptional body, very smart , Taxed, Mot July 09, pot inspection available to be sold as seen, 1 owner, £550 01359 270873 Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk

Is that the 128 based one?

#5922 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:42 AM

As stated, that herald was done for a laugh by one of the specialist traders for the 10 Countries run a few years ago - which it managed! Here's a photo of it leaving the pub at the start.

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It was in no way built to be anything other than shite.

#5923 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:52 PM

Not ebay, but my friend is selling this to fund Ed's Javelin...

1991 Nissan 300ZX Manual Non-Turbo

11 months test, 4 or 5 months tax £800

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#5924 OFFLINE   ayd

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 03:22 PM

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#5925 OFFLINE   monzaE

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:08 PM

Hednesford Pre 68 is on the 28th of this month. If it doesn't appear there this year then maybe next?


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#5926 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:34 PM

Someone get on this now... £99 BIN :shock:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/0c/49/37...

Not any more :wink: Its my midget owning fathers 60th on saturday :mrgreen:
You'll never guess what he sold it, er I mean a listing error.... oh well a rude neg at the very least... TOSSER

"Scraps worth over ton mate" Yeah you have 500kg car with plastic wings and 4 tyres.... his loss. Do you think I will get a re-consider call at £200? :roll:

#5927 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:59 PM

I kinda like this...

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#5928 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 07:57 PM

Shameless self promotion. (Shit, not shite)
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#5929 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 12:39 AM

I kinda like this...

http://i3.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/08/3a/330...

So will Torsten!

#5930 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 12:41 AM

Apparently the very first GSA!

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#5931 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 12:44 AM

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

That seller is offering some yellow lights as well!

#5932 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:44 AM

Just as I lamented on another thread about all Passat GL5s being scened, one pops up ont' Bay:
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#5933 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 11:27 AM

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This looks perfectly vile with its chrome arches

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0295043375

There's been tons of these cropping up recently

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0267697935

How much?!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0294809689

XJ-S looks terrible on wires, like most cars

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0252144595

More realistically priced Ital

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0254624086

Tidy U11(?) Bluebird running on two - probably destined for the scrap man :(

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0299901418

Audi V8 on bling wheels

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0300439684

Supreme car presentation skills :lol:

#5934 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 11:41 AM

The Bluebird looks familiar, think it might have cropped up on a forum somewhere with the previous owner? Or maybe just a previous eBay sighting?I suspect if it does end up in the scrapyard it'll be via the oval (obviously I don't mean the cricket ground). 2-litre, manual, on a carb...

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#5935 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 11:54 AM

There are no 'ovals' anywhere near luckily. It isn't very far away from me, I may go and have a look at it. Hopefully it's a simple problem like a cracked distributor cap or something.

#5936 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 11:55 AM

http://i24.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/0d/1f/94...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0300439684

Supreme car presentation skills :lol:

Hi I am selling a ford fiesta mk1, its a 1.1shell with 1.6 full running gear

It needs slight attention, there is no gearbox or engine

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#5937 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:14 PM

Out of T&T, needs a front wheel bearing. Looks very tidy - £80 start, no reserve.

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#5938 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:47 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/0c/09/a86...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0261503564

This looks perfectly vile with its chrome arches

In the name of the wee man!

I used to regularly park around the Byres Road area of Glasgow in the early 90s and remember seeing this car and thinking, "WHY?" as bertone had made it so ugly!!!

Can't believe it's still around!

"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#5939 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 04:57 PM

Pug 505 estate in Manchester:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...5- ... rms=39:1
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#5940 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 05:34 PM

Pony car?

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Another American Icon :shock:

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This is not a dodge charger or a concourse MGB



Finally the MOTHERLOAD! Top of the tree Blue Oval shite :shock::shock::shock:

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