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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#5881 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:01 PM

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Mannnn, if I only had the time and cash to go and get that.

I seriously want a 604 STi.

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#5882 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 06:19 PM

I look at these threads and think to myself what a liability I would become should 50k and a barn fall in my lap :lol:

#5883 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:40 PM

What a sweetie! But, £1300 for a Talbot Samba is canny strong even iof it is the best one left, which this probably is.


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#5884 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:42 PM

Look, a Ford Cortina 'BASE'!!! Lovely povo stuff.

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#5885 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:44 PM

I agree totally....in fact £25k would do, as long as I had the barn......

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#5886 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:49 PM

Wrong steels for a base Cortina ? [removes bobblehat]How about this on Auto trader?£550 sheets Sapporo :shock: http://search.autotr... ... rch.action

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:16 PM

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Corsair diesel, want it!

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"winter project"

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6 previous owners but only 22k?

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:21 PM

Minor rape in allready...

Q: Hi does this have telescopic dampers on the front, or lever arms? Cheers Brian. 13-Sep-08 A: hi,just had a look and it has shockers to my surprise


#5889 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:24 PM

I thought hardcore Ital/Marina rapists would already know that Itals have the luxury of telescopic dampers.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:30 PM

Did all Itals have them? I thought it was just the last ones.

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 08:33 PM

Right enough, only after '82 (cheers wikipedia)

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 09:57 PM

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/0c/46/fdd...

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Corsair diesel, want it!

Forgive my idiocy, but what is that denzel lump in there? 1952cc and looks like a pinto with bits strapped to it? Confuzzled.

I like the idea though.
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Posted 13 September 2008 - 10:01 PM

I reckon it's a Nissan lump judging by the odd capacity and look of it, not sure though.

HI. THE ENGINE IS A NISSAN D2.1 MOUNTED TO A FORD 4 SPEED GEAR BOX. CHEERS


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Posted 13 September 2008 - 10:39 PM

FISHER FANTASTIQUE :)

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 11:00 PM

["winter project"

http://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/09/cd/22...

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6 previous owners but only 22k?

http://i1.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/08/3e/2b3...

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The Corsair's lovely as is the 244 but how much? That Ital's been on many times I'm sure!

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 11:09 PM

The Corsair is close enough for me to go and look. It's tempting.

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 10:12 AM

WhyTF would you fit an 1800 B series and slushbox in your ital van? The mind boggles.

What about this then.
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 10:17 AM

MASKING TAPE IS 4 GAYS

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"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

#5899 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 10:21 AM

Look at the ass on that:

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"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 10:38 AM

I thought hardcore Ital/Marina rapists would already know that Itals have the luxury of telescopic dampers.

mine has not.
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 10:45 AM

I just LOL'd at your sig pic! What does 'gek' mean? If its something mundane, dont tell me, I quite like the mystery of what it could mean in a 'Reliant robin 4 life' context

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 12:13 PM

Sunday + hangover = looking at ebay and autoshite

Some crappy motors in my manor:

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Triumph Acclaim?
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Yes, lovely Im sure
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Did a double take as I read this as 'Toyota Master Race' - for taking the Aryan kids to school.
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 12:52 PM

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I just LOL'd at your sig pic! What does 'gek' mean? If its something mundane, dont tell me, I quite like the mystery of what it could mean in a 'Reliant robin 4 life' context

I hope it's European shorthand for "FYI, bitch"

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 03:59 PM

Buy it now and drive away - £299

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 05:01 PM

Someone get on this now... £99 BIN :shock:

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 05:10 PM

Someone get on this now... £99 BIN :shock:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/0c/49/37...

:shock: i would deffo have that if it were closer to me.
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 06:19 PM

Yoinks. £99 is t'right man. I assume these are already 'bike engined', so upgrades can be easy and silly.

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:01 PM

I LIVE THERE :shock: Must resist....

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:14 PM

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:shock:

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:39 PM

Someone get on this now... £99 BIN :shock:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/0c/49/37...

Not any more :wink: Its my midget owning fathers 60th on saturday :mrgreen:
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