Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I reckon eBay Tat of the Year is a good plan, though for interest throw in a few more categories.Isopon Cup: Most incredibly obvious use of wagPhotography Masterclass: All the ones where they take pictures of it in a bush, loads of photos of the rear quarter panel and nothing else, etc.Period Tat Trophy: Best use of anti-static strips, Ring spotlamps, dreadful stickers, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I agree; get a cheap flight to Portugal then ROAD TRIP South African origin I believe. Looks like a povvo model to me - will it still be IRS, Ratdat??It's only the hubcaps that are different. Looks like a proper SSS model under the bonnet and if it is then it'll be IRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not ebay butVauxhall Victor-I have seen pics of this on retro rides or here before?http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C57632 Volvo-too big to fit in photo http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C48104 1971 Ex diplomat Renault 16.factory black-was this someones spot?http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C57176 Ouch at the price-but what a beauty http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C58280 Had one of these-became an arson victim though http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C57188 Prefer the earlier version myselfhttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C44452 Shite condition-shite carhttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C50089Just never did it for me same as the Rover 800's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Stunning 'NOT TROTTER' - I went to look at an FX4 Fairway being sold by this guy and I'm sure he said his plans were to 'Trotterify' it, glad it's escaped that fate, but will it be so lucky in the future? I think these are pretty cool, seem to be overlooked so good value too GR8 4 LONDON 2 SYDNEY Many spares (grille muff; chrome; new fns wing; hubcaps; lights; gaskets; workshop manual; handbooks).What?! I'm sure this will find lots of fans here. Inventive use of Orion rear lights. '90s curio - Honda Accord with a Rover L-series diesel One for Hirst's Cabs in 10 years, strangled catalysed 1.6 carb lump and 13" steels. These Scoops are pretty rare now Needs a bit of work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 One for Hirst's Cabs in 10 years, strangled catalysed 1.6 carb lump and 13" steels.Had me all excited until I discovered it was the hatchback! Saloon for me, I like the smart back end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 950cc http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Talbot-Samba-L-S_W0QQitemZ280263936636 Only done 37k, its in the spares section. Quite tempting actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Hey this looks nice doesnt it! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-CAR-AUSTIN-MINI-MORRIS-1300-mk11_W0QQitemZ140264355689 But..... Hello Mr. Road! SEE YA AROUND, YEAH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Heres a useful eBay item. RH bedford CF rear doors, job lot of 8! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NOS-Bedford-CF-Right-Hand-Rear-Doors-Job-Lot-Of-8_W0QQitemZ250291040584 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Part of some cracking brochures by a realitively new seller - not cheap mind. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peugeot-504-4x4-p ... 911.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I know we dont think much of MGB's on here but this one is sufficiently shite to merit a place I reckon. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/M-G-B-G-T-JUBILEA-COUPE_W0QQitemZ290257709361 Its only £180, and I must say, not unappealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 SPECIAL EDITION! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bedford-CF_W0QQitemZ260282425096 No engine as the lad was gonna fit a V8, a lucky escape I think. Only 36,000 miles! Sadly the proper engine seems to be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 But on the plus side we know where we can get a job lot of rear doors from .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Heres a nice Mk 2 3-dr sierra: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-FORD-SIERRA-2-0I-S-WHITE_W0QQitemZ300254395645 it is the same body shell as the classic cossies and in its condition will be sought after throughout the classic ford world and the fanatics. So if you are looking for a bargain car please understand the rough value of this car/shellRUBBISH! I have just found the piece of paper that I wrote the mileage on and it is actually 66,587 KM!! (Not miles) That, I believe equates to mid forty or early fifty thousand miles!? give me strength Why not work that out instead of publicly guessing what it might equate to (and failing)? The only problem is......................... the car is still in the South of Spain so viewing could be a problem? so all I can say is, if you are serious about buying the car and put a deposit down then I will go and get the car and bring back to near Wembley where I live and if you are not happy with the condition or my description then your deposit will be returned! The mind boggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 You are f**king kidding surely. FERRARI F50 CONVERSION KIT http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/f50-conversion-supercar-replica-kit-bits_W0QQitemZ300256197239 I no longer have the time or space to continue with my very rare F50 replica kit so I have decided to sell. I have cut the kit in a couple of places to loosely mount it up to a calibra turbo as can be seen in a couple of the picturesNice one! Looks like a well thought out job you've done there, on the patio, under a tarp, using some sticky tape. A genuine f50 would cost anywhere between £250,000,00 up to £600,000,00 if you could find one for saleWhy are you telling me this. Are you actually touting this as an alternative to an F50. I didnt think so. complete with..... F50 badges & even a genuine Ferrari stereoOh aye, buying snazzy cake decorations before you've even got a fuggin cooker eh? The calibra is not included in the salemakes sense, now you've chopped the C-pillars off that'll find a new home no sweat. GREAT WORK THERE!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'm sure this will find lots of fans here. Inventive use of Orion rear lights. Late model Cortina shurely? Though I have seen, snapped and posted a mk5 Tina with (clear aftermarket) Orion lamp clusters attached to it, perhaps they are the same fitting... Dave?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not sure, doing a bit of Google image search action, the Orion Mk2 lights look exactly the same shape, but they don't have the ribs.Can't find any pics of Orion Mk1 rear lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My moneys on cortina, I digress - how about this? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-pulsar-nx- ... 286.c0.m14 £249 BIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Can't find any pics of Orion Mk1 rear lights.'Ere u go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 GR8 4 SPENDING YOUR HEATING ALLOWANCE ON DRIFTIN' GRANDAD http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-VOLVO-740-TU ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 IDEAL 4 GAS AXING THE ROOF OFF 2 AVOID AFRICAN IMPORT DUTIES - FIT 2 IN A 20 FOOTER http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-MERCEDES-200 ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 IDEAL 4 DOGGIN THERE ARE NO TEARS OR STAINS ON THE SEATS http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-FORD-ESCORT- ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 £495 T N T WIN BIN http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-1985-RENA ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 MY OTHER KAR IS A PORSCHE http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Skoda-Rapide-130- ... 286.c0.m14 Genuine reason for sale - need to buy a camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 love that Skoda also got my eye on thishttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lada-Riva-Celebra ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 11 looks a great buy at the money. This isn't really shite, but local to work and a previous spot of mine. Makes a lovely noise... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/supercharged-v8-l ... 0289546300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 13k from new Accord. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-1983-HONDA-A ... 0286491313 Or if you prefer a manual? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-HONDA-3G-EX- ... 0300779727 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 This belongs to a lad on R-R. he bought it in VG original condition a year ago for £600. Since then he has hoiked out the 2.3 vauxhall slant engine and replaced it on the roadside with possibly Ford's worst ever engine, a secondhand 2.3 V6 from a Cortina Ghia. Having got it in, the propshaft and gearbox are fooked, something to do with the tailshaft bearing, the MOT's up next month and of coure now it cant be driven to the next one! So, he's selling it as a non-runner (can't be a-framed either I suspect) for just £1600!!!! http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C57192 Its certainly done extremely well under his custodianship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian_pt Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Not ebay, just seriously clunging deluded:http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C54292 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 also got my eye on thishttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lada-Riva-Celebra ... 286.c0.m14GR8 4 failing MOT on emissions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyG Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 That Vauxhall looked like a lovely car until fucknuts got his hands on it . Cragar wheels are worth considerably more than the car now, I expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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