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#5581 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 04:52 PM

No :(Not having a very jolly time, automotively speaking. (More in that later),

#5582 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:45 PM

Yoghurt explosion in Rekord Aisle 4!!!

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:41 PM

Viva ha saloon
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Woof.....
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2 Grand viva gt :shock:
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BRAKES NOT WORKING BODY VERY RUSTY, INTERIOR POOR

Sounds like hiab fodder to me :twisted:
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No reserve escort-mint :shock:
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This is a hell of a price-but I do love these 8)8)
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ooooooohhhhhhhhh-kleenex please :oops:
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 08:15 AM

Is it that sad in donny that this is good business :?:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

THIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE.

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/07/cf/b3...
Have you seen the kwality of the 'conversion' FFS?

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The scabby 'L'-reg Ford Transit Ambulance. Defining new standards in limousine comfort levels.

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Pure class :lol:

#5585 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 12:42 PM

That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits!

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#5586 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:56 PM

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Dodgy seller with shonky chipfat wagon for sale :wink:

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#5587 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:06 PM

You has bidz Welf. GR8 4 work shenanigans. (Credit crunch = gr8 for an excuse to run old shit!!!)

#5588 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:09 PM

OH, IS DAT U MUTHA?Cheers chap. Tea & biscuit (& no shonky value stuff, I'm talking Jaffa cakes) for winning Autoshite biddas! Just bunged in a load of Redex as well so I will nail the nads off it tonight to give it a good I-talian tune-up. 'Tis a good car, just not being used and new baby = no time for RW to work on old motors.Guess what? My old friend "spazdaguy" from R-R is interested too.

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#5589 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:56 PM

That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits!

A 2.9 V6 Cologne lump running on cooking oil? Tell me more! :P

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 06:34 PM

That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died).

I think it's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen for sale on eBay, the grimness of the interior is brilliant.

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Seems like the entire Party Limo entertainment comprises of a 14" TV, an in-car CD player and one of those fun house mirrors. And probably trying to avoid protruding woodscrews.

On another note, what is it with the sort of people who hire wacky limos?

#5591 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 06:51 PM

whoever 'built' it obviously had some left over MDF and a love of the jigsaw....
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#5592 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 09:20 PM

The one (or is it two) on the left look like they're about to throw up.................I live up here, and have never seen it....you want me to go round and measure it up for the forum purchasing department?
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:04 PM

Pogweasel where are you sir!!!

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:08 PM

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#5595 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:08 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUSTIN-AMBASSADOR-1-7L-GREEN-GREY_W0QQitemZ230286006281QQihZ013QQcategoryZ29753QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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YEAH!
Someone get this!!

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 12:11 AM

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http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=XszJ7fFFHr0

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If you click the 2nd and last pics of this listing in rapid succession you can make a sort of fun animation of the headlights flashing on and off.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 07:47 AM

I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open.Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:18 AM

I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open.

Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though.

Wow they do still exist 8) Quality Anti Static Strip, very retro brings back memories of an old guy who had one on his princess that used to stop in the street and give me polo's :shock:

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:21 AM

DIGIDASH SIGHTED

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1984 Suzuki SA310 GL

To the Hirstmobile!

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#5600 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:43 AM

Surely the smallest, cheapest, most pointless car to be so equipped (although the "square" early 80s Camry runs it close in the latter category). An option on the SA310 that completely ran under my radar. Superb.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:46 AM

The Camry is a fullsize executive car though, I think it easily merits a digidash.If I had my own way, all cars would have them.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 05:10 PM

Is it that sad in donny that this is good business :?:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

THIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE.

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/07/cf/b3...
I was having a shit morning at work the other day and I have to say I almost fell of my chair LOL-ing at this P.O.S. What a wonderful thing to brighten up my day :lol:

Imagine if you got their brochure with stretch Lincolns in it and didn't read the small print and this turned up. Mind you the slappers would probably still go in it though!

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:40 PM

Not ebay-but
Subaru 8)
http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C43857
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Hey torst-got cash?
http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C52908
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Low miles minx
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Maxi 8)
http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C48353
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Love this-except the price
http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C32523
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Wheres the puke emotion :!:
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:43 PM

That Subaru is amazing, the bog-spec saloons seem to be the rarest.The Dolomite pick-up looks alright to me - maybe if the rear window lost its rake it'd look a bit less odd.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:52 PM

The Dolomite pick-up looks alright to me - maybe if the rear window lost its rake it'd look a bit less odd.

It just looks shite to me-rear door shut line was just lazy too :lol:
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 11:10 PM

£100 Viva
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72 BMW 3.0
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Ex post office 1.5 diesel J4
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Superminx
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Fiat 128 3p- :twisted: is that the price?
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:shock: Fuego
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 11:14 PM

Not ebay-but
Subaru 8)
http://www.carandcla...o.uk/car/C43857
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I made enquiries about that one, it's very cheap but I can't justify transporting it. Anyone in the area fancy getting stuck in?

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 11:56 PM

I've got a strange attraction to these old Range Rovers.

The attraction probably wouldn't last long as:
(a) these things most likely rust like an old Fiat/Alfa Romeo
(B) the 4.0 petrol engine would have me in the poorhouse within a week.

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This should be slightly more affordable to run...

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Shitey fun for all the family

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 08:25 AM

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Not bad for £650! I like these Maxi-2's, whth BL's ever-so-mild eightiesisation of the car with black bumpers and new steering wheel :D

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 08:34 AM

Bitter ebay fiesta ownerI have emailed him and told him not to be such a fool and get some legal advice and involve the SMMT before he does what I did with a certain Nissan dealer - park my car locked up on his forecourt with a bloody big sign in the front window detailing what was wrong with it and get a mate with a decent looking camera to come down and fire off some photos of the car and the showroom - dealer asked him WTF he was doing and he said he was covering a story about a dodgy motor sold by the dealership and did they want to comment?Money back for car about 30 minutes later :twisted:
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