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#5551 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 12:15 PM

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:45 PM

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A dyane :shock: bonus tripod and cf in pic for extra points :lol:
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Woo!!! Early 144s :D
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Joke shop plastic turd
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#5553 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:06 PM

Just watched the vid on the Le Baron. :shock: What the f**k is that noise???The man in need of assistance.He's what my mother would call "special needs".I want that R4 in the earlier post, but I fear the wife may disembowel me.With a very blunt instrument.

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#5554 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 09:41 AM

£450 Grandad Mk2 (crap photos)
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No V5, No Keys, No feedback - but its genuine (Honest) DAF
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 09:49 AM

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Mine :!:
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:26 AM

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THIS CAR IS A VERY RARE CAR I HAVE PROBABLY ONLY SEEN ONE IN MY LIFE WHICH IS THIS ONE BECAUSE IT IS A SRI

I guess you must only have been alive for 5 years or so then.

THIS WOULD BE A IDEAL CAR FOR A VAUXHALL EUPHUIST

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#5557 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:34 AM

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What a shitter.

it also as a ford pinto engine


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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:46 AM

Is it just me, or does nobody ever sell complete kit cars on eBay? Just ones that are half-finished, half-arsed and worth less than nothing?That is hideous by the way. WOULD MAKE GR8 OVERSIZED MINI-MARCOS REPLICA.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:48 AM

only 9 made

Thank goodness for that :P Who on earth designed all these shitboxes in the 70s and 80s and thought they could do better than multi-million pound car corporations?I admire anyone wanting to build their own car from a kit, it must be a great sense of achivement but why buy one that looks so pants?

#5560 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 12:20 PM

I love some of these bumhouse kit cars from the 1980's. Many of them are just so shockingly shit theres hours of entertainment to be had, not only from the abysmal 'styling' and piss poor mechanical bits (you cant say engineering), but the laughably crummy way many of them are self-tappered together. That 'Jeep' at the Bubble car museum had me laughing out loud at its overall wankness, evident in every single feature of its design and assembly. What a shitbox! Also I love to see a 20+ year old fibreglass 'car' that has never yet made it as far as the open road! Sends me off daydreaming about the number of times its been trailered or A-framed from one dingy backyard to another in the pissing rain, sat in a few times by some fat greebo making revving noises then left under a pile of kids toys and broken tellys making even more star cracks in its washed out pastel-coloured GRP gelcoat before ending up back in 'Loot' or on ebay awaiting the next round of hopeful unemployed tyre kickers.Equally, if someone perseveres and manages to get one completed to a decent standard, then thats a pretty fascinating car in its own right cos its probably gonne be pretty much unique innit even if it has got a gasping 1200 beetle engine or some such peanut roaster.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 12:42 PM

That 'Jeep' at the Bubble car museum had me laughing out loud at its overall wankness, evident in every single feature of its design and assembly. What a shitbox!

It was quite something, I seem to recall it had exterior door hinges, of the sort you'd use on an interior door. In a house.

#5562 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 12:54 PM

It sure did, they looked like the ones from an old advert i remember in practical motorist for '3-in-1 oil', proper B&Q mild steel cupboard door hinges self-tappered straight into the fibreglass then left to go rusty! Brilliant! You just could not make a more half-arsed effort to hang a set of car doors.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 12:57 PM

'I am a Vauxhall euphuist' sounds like a pretty good bumper sticker to me.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 01:47 PM

'I am a Vauxhall euphuist' sounds like a pretty good bumper sticker to me.

Sounds like something you could get arrested and deported to the colonies for to me!

More kit car shit - Like this mini Metro dressed up to look like an Audi TT - just imagine being blown into the weeds from the lights by every man and his dog in anything over 1400cc?
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 03:43 PM

ZOMFG- not the bay, but this is really really winking at me
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 03:49 PM

Thats pretty cool. Granny_Bo11ox has an F-reg 950 fiesta Mk 2, its white and has kosher ford wheeltrims and radio, only about 50k on it too. front wing-valance joins are a bit crispy though and it has a dint in the door. She gave up driving years ago but Fatha_Bo11ox keeps it T+T'd for days when the Lancia has a problem (i.e most days).

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

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These things are god-awful, why are they worth so much? :shock:

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 07:27 PM

Love the white Audi....no more cars for me though. Hillman Hunter GLS, sad to see this one for sale, the bloke was doing it up and has an internet site for the work done so far. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1725-HOLBAY-ENGINE_W0QQitemZ300253333623QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300253333623&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 http://i17.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/07/cb/229e_1.JPG

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Triumph 2000. Has cat :lol:
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Rough landy. I love these ebayers who blank out the reg number
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And forget to blank it out in the next :lol::lol::roll:
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Stood 14 years
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NEVER SMOKED IN ASHTRAY LIKE NEW!!!

So thats ok then :roll:
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Is it that sad in donny that this is good business :?:
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THIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE.

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Ideal onslow replica :D
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 10:30 PM

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That is OFF DA HOOK man.

I would have no hesitation in buying that, driving down to my local branch of Arctic Hot Tubs, and having a jacuzzi installed in the back.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:30 PM

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Someone's been watching Chop Shop: London Garage!

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:13 AM

The eBay taxi is mega cool, the Chop Shop one just looks crap.

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:46 AM

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This particular one was originally owned by the Genesis keyboard plater, Anthony Banks.

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:07 AM

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quote]it also as a ford pinto engine [/quote][/quote]

Which should be dropped on it from a great height..................
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 01:40 PM

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I do like Imps, and I'm sure this is a superb example. But does the listing really need an essay of Biblical proportions to describe it?

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 02:09 PM

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I do like Imps, and I'm sure this is a superb example. But does the listing really need an essay of Biblical proportions to describe it?

Yoghurt spilled. This is indeed superb, its spare tyre looks like a crossply!!! They'll all need changing to be able to use the car properly, I had old tyres on my first Imp, couldn't get the car to stop in time...

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 04:38 PM

EARTH CALLING WELFARE.... COMNE IN WELFARE....

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 04:39 PM

Shitting nora, that Rekord is class in a glass!

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 04:46 PM

Hey pog, did you get that Marina van then?

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