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#5461 ONLINE   garycox

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 02:39 AM

Hydropneumatics? :wink:

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#5462 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:52 AM

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reminds me of the Science Museum!

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 01:38 PM

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/03/4a/7c...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=230278783136

The guy selling this is the one who bought a red one from eBay a few months ago, then started advertising it as parts with prices of £100 for a door mirror and so on. Obvioulsy a bit of a mental case.

Apparently "the brakes are loosing air", which I thought would be a good thing......or did Chrysler build them on a lorry chassis. They were horrible when new, and 30 years on they're still shite.[in fact they're too dull to be shite] £250 worth [if that]
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 02:53 PM

How thoroughly reasonable.

#5465 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 04:26 PM

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For Stock Car Use Only.......Will Be Sold With ALL Numbers Removed

8)8) Nice. :roll:

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 05:37 PM

It'll buff out....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0263149132

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#5467 OFFLINE   uncle silvia

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 05:59 PM

This bloke's neighbours must love seeing this monstrosity every day...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0247499723

http://www.yorkshiredalesman.com/style/M...

* ABILITY TO RAISE OR LOWER THE BODY BY APPROX 3 FEET - due to the specialised CITROEN HYDROPNEUMATIC SUSPENSION, which incorporates a total of 12 spheres - 6 on each side behind the Central access hatch beneath each side door.

So its just a really big BX then?? Sounds Reliable!! :lol:
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:13 PM

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Yummy.

#5469 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:08 PM

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#5470 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:16 PM

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Bought by this guy on ebay for £372 a week ago, straight back on the bay with no work done.... ominous. Still, doesnt look too grim a prospect from here.

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#5471 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:19 PM

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These cars looks so classy its ridiculous. I would love one.

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#5472 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:44 PM

http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/06/fd/5c...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110282336991

Bought by this guy on ebay for £372 a week ago, straight back on the bay with no work done.... ominous. Still, doesnt look too grim a prospect from here.

Shame, there was a rotten Manta on here last week too, anyone for a Chevette GT/Estate?

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:26 PM

HIRST RIDE

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250283405238

Charade 'BERLINA' with an autobox and no reverse!

Also, its a 1995 car but has been in the family since 1993 so thats pretty cool.

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:29 PM

What a deal! You'd think if a new box was £350 they'd want to leave that out of the ad, really.Not massively tempted though, they're no Applause.

#5475 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:31 PM

That Chevette appears to be constructed of rust & pudding. Going on the ones I have owned this is no surprise whatsoever, I expect that chap failed to notice the obvious plod laden rear arches/sills and is now shitting it and trying to offload the bastard.

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:19 PM

HIRST RIDE

http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/05/90/39a...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250283405238

Charade 'BERLINA' with an autobox and no reverse!

Also, its a 1995 car but has been in the family since 1993 so thats pretty cool.

Shame that's not an earlier Charade. I've got a rotten one sat in my field with a perfect turbo diesel and box in it that would have made a great donor.

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 10:44 PM

YO !http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0284744075

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 09:22 AM

It'll buff out....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0263149132

http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/06/06/897...

Are people mad? 40 bids - up to £360 now!
Yes I like Top Gear but obviously not as much as some!

WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT?!!
(except because the money goes to charity...)

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 12:48 PM

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1986 Daihatsu Charmant 1600 LGX Automatic

Be like me, sans steering wheel. Think this might be the same one I saw for sale a couple of years back as a drift car. Not sure how obtainable a steering column is, these 1600 ones have a weird steering box setup, unlike the 1300 ones which have a standard KE70 Corolla rack and pinion system. Replacement sticky-out indicator lens could be a problem too, Daihatsu will tell you to whistle. Come on now, get it bought!

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 12:53 PM

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1989 Honda Integra EX-16

Near me and for £495 on a classified ad! Tempting, but I'm skint. For once it's the sports one with the injection setup like Bollox had.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 12:56 PM

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Excellent!! Think some of the details are wrong though, MOT until December 2009?

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:02 PM

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1989 Nissan Micra GSX

"brilliant for a first car and for the girl (or boy) who loves Pink and being seen"

Or perhaps not.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:12 PM

Wow that charmant is tempting! I love a good 'spare part challenge'.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:19 PM

You should get it definitely, on account of I can't think of many other people being bothered enough to fix it who won't immediately drift it into a wall. The steering setup will be a Toyota one of some sort, don't know what though. You can get indicators from Germany, but not the sticky out sort.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:22 PM

http://i11.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/06/97/d0... http://i10.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/06/97/e3...
1989 Honda Integra EX-16

Near me and for £495 on a classified ad! Tempting, but I'm skint. For once it's the sports one with the injection setup like Bollox had.

1. Buy.
2. Put Rover badges on it.
3. ?????
4. PROFIT.

#5486 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:55 PM

It'll buff out....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0263149132

http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/06/06/897...

Are people mad? 40 bids - up to £360 now!
Yes I like Top Gear but obviously not as much as some!

WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT?!!
(except because the money goes to charity...)
Why buy it? Stop with your hazzards flashing on the A40 at white city and hiab it over the hard shoulder = TV COMEDY GOLD WIN WITH PIKEYS

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 02:44 PM

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Temptingly shit, but could get tiring on my 50 mile a day commute

#5488 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 02:57 PM

What the constant finger pointing and laughing?

Q-car shite (once its normal again)

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 03:05 PM

That is wonderful, but yeah, lose the blingin' MG ZR alloys, etc. Did all 420GSi Turbos come in nightfire red by the way? I've never seen one (on eBay) in any other colour.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 03:17 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0273413926

*PAGING RAYMANBOY*

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0252383017

Extremely tempting

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0254983603

Not so tempting

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0289832398

These things are appealingly hideous and gaudy

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0281527105

Rare in any condition these days, this one looks pretty smart. There's an appalling GR8 4 DRIFTN-spec one with a huge spoiler and stickers in a nearby village. Makes me despair as it used to be quite tidy.

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This is quite neat, if it was based on an air-cooled VW it'd be worth billions of pounds no doubt




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