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#5431 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:15 PM

That's superb. Surely not more of a customer repellent than a grotty old Mk3 Transit with "MIND THAT CHILD!" on the back and bad attempts at Disney cartoons on the side (presumably to avoid copyright infringement).

#5432 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:37 PM

Not nearly as bad as the last ice cream van on this thread with the big f**k-off freaky fibreglass head moulded onto the back of a Bedford Rascal or some such.

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 11:20 PM

Worst ice cream van EVAR.
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Just paint over the stop me and buy one-add hit me and nick one and it would fit in around where I live :lol:

#5434 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:50 AM

Calling Mr Bickle! How about adding this to your growing collection of obscure 4dr Japanise saloons?

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WoW!!!!!!11!!!

#5435 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:53 AM

HOLY SHIT, I thought those cars were extinct!

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#5436 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:55 AM

I haven't seen one in donkey's years; does anyone else supsect the seller got it for the oval, then wondered if he'd make a few quid?Or am I just cynical?

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#5437 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:23 AM

Mon dieu, quelle shitteur!

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Bonus shite points for
1) Not fitting the entire car in the picture
2) Non matching povvo wheeltrims
3) The enormous pile of shite in the background. Sacre bleu!

slight leak on the LHM return pipework under engine (you can use vegetable oil to top up, it has better hydraulic charistics than mineral oil!

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#5438 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:29 AM

I haven't seen one in donkey's years; does anyone else supsect the seller got it for the oval, then wondered if he'd make a few quid?Or am I just cynical?

Does it matter?! If that’s the case, fair play for offering it for sale and giving someone the chance to save it. If nobody does, and it does get raced or weighed in, that’s sad but if no-one stumps up the cash to buy it…The BIN doesn’t seem unreasonable for something so rare, without importing one where would you find another?

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#5439 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:04 AM

I'd love to buy that mazda, aint gonna happen though sadly! I dont think its been bought for racing. I dont think they do any oval racin up in the N. East, AFAIK theres no tracks up there????Love that BX ad! As you say that is a most impressive heap of rubbish behind it, got to be 15 feet high. As for ther veg oil instruction, i think all citroen literature ever printed states in big capital letters 'DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE ANY FLUID APART FROM CITROEN-APPROVED LHM IN THIS VEHICLE', thus making it all the more amusing that this spanner reckons its fine to just tip a cup of fuggin Crisp N Dry in there. What a twit!!

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#5440 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:19 AM

Obviously a grade A gimp.Just reading his feedback left for others - he seems like the type of pedantic asshole who'd neg you for charging £1 for postage if the envelope turned up with 95p worth of stamps.And that BX is a turd too. To the crusher with it!

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:57 AM

It is indeed a turd. For those who don't know, DTR is a departure from the usual model nomenclature for the UK market cars. In France they are actually called TRD (Tres Riche Diesel, the top spec model, later replaced by TZD), but some bright spark pointed out the potential ridicule value of having a TRD badge on the back of UK market BX and CX models... :lol: [/anorak]Mark.

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#5442 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 10:42 AM

I strongly suspect that Mazda is probably not very nice in the flesh. It's clearly had rear arches out of something else grafted in which is always a bad omen.

#5443 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 10:46 AM

but some bright spark pointed out the potential ridicule value of having a TRD badge on the back of UK market BX and CX models... :lol:

I was wondering how long it would take for the turd reference to be spotted. :o

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 11:12 AM

I strongly suspect that Mazda is probably not very nice in the flesh. It's clearly had rear arches out of something else grafted in which is always a bad omen.

I agree, its got that look about it - funny stance, placca wheeltrims, horrible rear arches, the colour looks wrong, supposeldy the interiors been chopped up to fit a stereo.. all paint a picture of a horribly bodged up motor, probably owned by a well-meaning but not very 'old car aware' person who sent it to the local backstreet garage to be looked after, meaning a succession of welded patches on the structure, blow-over respray parts from other cars cobbled on... not that i'm dissing them, whoever has owned it has done well to get it as far as 2008.

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#5445 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 11:35 AM

French ebay:

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Just under £1200

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#5446 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:00 PM

This is quality.

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With tiller steering, beam axles, no seatbelts and BMX tyres I reckon even the 29bhp from the 2CV engine could make for an "interesting" drive...

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:18 PM

This is quality.

http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/04/6d/83...

With tiller steering, beam axles, no seatbelts and BMX tyres I reckon even the 29bhp from the 2CV engine could make for an "interesting" drive...

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#5448 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 04:29 PM

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The guy selling this is the one who bought a red one from eBay a few months ago, then started advertising it as parts with prices of £100 for a door mirror and so on. Obvioulsy a bit of a mental case.

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#5449 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 04:30 PM

OMG UR SO BEAUTIFUL, MY EYES HURT

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#5450 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:29 PM

ALL YOUR MILK ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0259467263

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Rusty cherry picker

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This bloke's neighbours must love seeing this monstrosity every day...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0247499723

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#5451 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:45 PM

WTF????http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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#5452 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:24 PM

Hats off the the bloke. He resisted the urge to turn it into a Del boy van

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:02 PM

Hmmm,next year someone should go to Le Mans in a GT 40 replica in Trotters Independant Traders colours :lol:

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:23 PM

Avenger. Bonus shite points for not taking it off the trailer :roll:
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Banham
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Ebayer-The donor car was a Skoda Rapid Coupe

Yeah-really? I would have kept the Skoda myself :evil:

OOOOF!! A midi 8)
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Quality £175 :shock: Bluebird
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:30 PM

Let this page be a reminder, that if you can imagine a vehicle, it will appear on eBay at some point.Bizarre 2cv based Victorian-era kit cars, Useless Military Vehicle Prototypes, Three wheeled electric milk floats, Cars listed with other vehicles perched on their roof, GOD PLEASE SPARE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD FROM THIS ASSAULT ON THE EYES.Needless to say, I love and covert them all. One day they shall be mine, and Museum of Shite will be born.....we can but dream.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:54 PM

WTF Is a Renault goelette :?:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem?
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How much will this be? ££££££££££££'sssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jetta 8)
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 10:00 PM

The Escort van would sit in the corner of my garden nicely, it would be the new garden shed. For lawnmower and strimmer storage etc. Jetta is cool, still looking solid after 270k!

#5458 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 10:21 PM

WTF Is a Renault goelette :?:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem?
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/J...

Mot Expired 3 years ago but should only need a service to pass

So buy a gallon of £8.99 Lidl engine oil and service it then, you Glastonbury-attending soap dodger. :roll:

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 10:24 PM

WTF Is a Renault goelette :?:

It's the predecessor to this.
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:D

The Goélette had a 1500kg payload and was powered by a 2141cc Etendard OHV four-pot as found in the later versions of the Frégate. It was basically the Renault Master of its day (and the Estafette was the Trafic, and I suppose the Juvaquatre was the Kangoo). It was replaced in 1965 by the SG2 (Super Goélette 2) which is what mine is. The early SG2s had the same engine as the Goélette, but the later ones (like mine) had a 2.6-litre four which made 75 bhp at 3200rpm and 200nM at 2000rpm.

So now you know. Bet you're sorry you asked. :oops:

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 12:45 AM

This bloke's neighbours must love seeing this monstrosity every day...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0247499723

http://www.yorkshiredalesman.com/style/M...

8)8)8)

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Fill the empty engine bay with a GMC 6.2 V8 diesel and WIN!




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