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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#5371 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:27 PM

Heyyyyyy, imagine cruising up and down Whitley Bay beach front in this, blasting out some Daniel O Donnell and winking at teh fly honeyz:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110279231990

You'd be guaranteed an EPIC BODY COUNT

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#5372 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:28 PM

1.3 Sprint! dont laugh I bet its a right hoot to razz about in. Optimal position for an aerial too.

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#5373 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:38 PM

WOW

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GR8 4 DRIFTIN etc

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#5374 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:39 PM

looks like he lives in tat heaven...

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RIP Julie & Maisie

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#5375 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 06:08 PM

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/01/11/93...

Now that is one I wish I had the time/space/money for.
Apart from the stupid looking wheels.

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:42 PM

Not ebay, but it's the base model (no power steering!) series 1 and sounds like it might be in good nick.1987 Renault 25 TS - £395
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#5377 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:35 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/04/af/a8...

The bus seats in the back are nice.

The most humane thing to do to that piece of shit would be to crash it into that propane tank in the background.

And he reckons that number plate is worth a grand? :shock:

#5378 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:51 PM

'94 Starbo.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0266935114

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I guess this guy likes his Jap drift weapons...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0269571535

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Tenth time on the bay for this Calibra.

Nobody wants the fucker m8 - get it crushed!

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0267164171

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Dodgy Camaro.

If you're selling a motor with a random misfire, don't offer to throw in a fault code reader which obviously didn't help to fix the problem... :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0274756393

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:07 AM

Also a note on this car the MIL intermittently flashes which as far as i'm aware is a random misfire, and after to talking to many people in the know this is due to the low octane petrol in Ireland and additives certainly help.

Doesn't Ireland have 95 octane petrol as standard like the UK?I call bullshit!

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:07 AM

WOOP WOOP. THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0246093046

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Ford F-250.

"Umm, yeah we removed the original petrol engine for some unexplained reason, but we'll chuck in a shitey old diesel lump out of a Dodge camper we had lying around. You'll have to fit it yourself though. And we took the head off the engine 'cos we had fuck all to do one day, so you'll need to sort that too..."

Fucktards.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0284758398

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#5381 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:14 AM

Doesn't Ireland have 95 octane petrol as standard like the UK?I call bullshit!

Damn right. We've had that new-fangled 95 RON stuff for a while now. Waaay better than fermented potato juice...Half the petrol in Ireland comes from the UK anyway, so unless they've got a special "Paddy mix" with some of the 0ctanez taken out I'd say the guy's a fairly bad bullshitter.

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 11:44 AM

About that Police car, I didn't think eBay liked that sort of stuff? Wonder if they'll pull the listing? I know Datman had trouble even when he said the lightbar wasn't included in the sale.

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#5383 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 11:52 AM

I thought that alright. :DNo doubt some self-righteous knob-end will report it to ebay cos he's got nothing better to do with his life...I think it's cool though. 8) 8) 8)

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:06 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/04/af/a8...http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110279231990

"........two cool looking cb aerials to the rear. "

No....your wrong...........they are not cool, big or clever. Neither is the horn!
Give it to one of the respectable folk in 'Uddersfield who I have had to avoid this lunch time so they can go crash it into a canal and die!
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:42 PM

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Ive spoke to that guy a few times on the Corolla forums!!

Nice collection and loving the 2 door KE70!! 8)
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:57 PM

Ireland used to be full of the four-door versions.I don't think I've never seen a two-door before

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 11:32 PM

'90 BX GTi 4x4. Strange colour.

It apparently doesn't have any major problems... :shock: But how come the present owner's offloading it after only two months? Hmm

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0276883402

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Previous owner's ebay auction which the current one did a copy-n-paste of:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0224899101

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 12:15 AM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0279479397

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0278783136

Soft-focus Chrylser 2-litre needs welding and the brakes sorted. Starting price? £2999! :shock:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0269264110

"NOT LANDROVER"

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Oil-burning beige E28, noice!

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 12:24 AM

I was all for that beemer until I saw the price :shock: and the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car. 8)

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 06:51 AM

I've a BX 4*4 tucked away in the barn. Came 'off the road' around 5 years ago needing a new rear box -not insurmountable, and a new clutch.At the time a bad back limited movement so I went for clutch quotes. ONLY one i could get was £850 plus parts; so I stuck it on a ramp to have a look. What a mother of a job -looks like they started with the clutch and built the car around it. So -there it sits- safe in the knowledge that I HAVE to re MOT it one day to get the valuable number plate off.... Doah!(Oh and I've a standard poverty spec one too that I Might return to the road this winter.)
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#5391 OFFLINE   uncle silvia

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 07:44 AM

Ireland used to be full of the four-door versions.I don't think I've never seen a two-door before

There still are loads as the Irish keep buying all the ones from the UK hence getting rarer over here now!!!! :shock:
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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:02 PM

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Stunning, my Grandfather had one of these back in the day, a 'flat dash' model according to him

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 07:50 PM

Something doesn't look right....

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Oh.. :shock:

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 07:59 PM

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:00 PM

Something doesn't look right....

http://i20.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/05/91/a4...

Oh.. :shock:

http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/05/91/665...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...tem320287476519

What a bonkers occurence - I saw one of those outside Motorworld today, wasn't that one though. How eerie!

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:01 PM

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:08 PM

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:25 PM

http://i11.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/01/3b/9b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220269456255

That Mofo is in Torstens Toss somewhere I'm sure, it looks like a DIY conversion!

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 10:27 PM

I've seen another one in Bridge of Allan, near Perth.

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 10:31 PM

Is that a Range Rover tailgate?

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