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#5161 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 11:56 PM

DIVERSIFY MY SHITE OPTIONS!
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HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE, I SAID HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN HER
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SHE LEFT ME AFTER A ROW, IT WAS OVER A VACUUM CLEANER
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I SAID WHATS WRONG WITH A BROOM, AND SHE SAID SOMETHING OBSCENE-ER
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OH MARY PLEASE COME BACK AND I'LL BUY YOU A VACUUM CLEANER
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25 grand!!!!

But she didn't come back!
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She wasn't at her sisters in Ashton-Under-Lyne
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LOG BOOK HAS 1300 BASE AT TOPAND STATES BLUE COLOUR,
SHELL IS DEFINATELY A 1300E SHELL , SO PRESUME ITS A DVLA MISTAKE

Mmm yeah, or its been ringed once already!

I didnt know where she was. I had two young children to support
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It was a terrible time. So I asked at the butchers, the bakers,
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(not the candlestick makers, cos they dont have those anymore do they)
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I even put out a request on local radio!
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HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE, I SAID HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN HER
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SHE LEFT ME AFTER A ROW, IT WAS OVER A VACUUM CLEANER
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#5162 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 01:16 AM

I 'bummed out' on that princess wedge so now my bidding finger is hanging over this bad mutha.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=120288229094
Hydrolastic lust!

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5163 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:42 AM

A Mk1 Strada Convertible. :shock: There must be around -3 of these left in this country. What about it Reg, fancy using the bits off this to turn yours into a racy convertible? :wink:

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#5164 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 11:42 AM

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#5165 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 11:45 AM

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"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5166 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 11:46 AM

Class!

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#5167 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 11:48 AM

Hey this is a nice old thing, make a great daily.

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5168 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:31 PM

Mr Bollox I think your shite-o-meter is due a recalibration - you missed this beast :shock: Which actually is quit effective I reckon :oops:

I LUV YOU MANX TAILED CAT

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Looks very much like the Fiat X/19 Bertone colour scheme.
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#5169 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 05:09 PM

Luvverly stuff!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0278308546

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#5170 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:37 PM

Celebrate the brownness!
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#5171 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 08:37 AM

I 'bummed out' on that princess wedge so now my bidding finger is hanging over this bad mutha.

http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/01/1d/cb...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=120288229094
Hydrolastic lust!

Hurrah! I HAZ CRABZ LOL! Pass the A-frame.... I wonder how my 2.0 Volvo will get on towing this, these old tanks are not the lightest. I dare say there is a measurable difference between a 2.3 turbo Audi and a 2.0 NA Volvo when recovering tat.

Already spoke to the seller, he's checked the tyres and is gonna change the spare tyre and give it a wash so it doesnt look like its just been dragged out of a swamp. Come to daddy!

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"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5172 OFFLINE   micky0604

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 08:46 AM

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#5173 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 08:58 AM

Congratz Mr_B!Don't you just love the positivism of micky0604 too?

#5174 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:13 AM

Nice one Bo11ox! I wonder if there's any chance it'd be tax exempt?Give me a shout if you need anything engine related as I've a few bits lying around.

#5175 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:17 AM

Nice one Bo11ox! I wonder if there's any chance it'd be tax exempt?

Computer says no.The enquiry is completeThe vehicle details for DPO 120L are:Date of Liability 27 08 1999Date of First Registration 04 04 1973Year of Manufacture Not AvailableCylinder Capacity (cc) 1798CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status UnlicensedVehicle Colour GREENVehicle Type Approval nullThis vehicle can be licensed at a DVLA Local Office without the V5C Registration CertificateThe information contained on this page is correct at the time of enquiry.Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £101.7512 Months Rate £185.00

#5176 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:32 AM

Yeah i wondered about the tax carry-on, I will see about getting a heritage certificate. its a farly late one isnt it so i guess theres a chance it sat round for a bit before being registered.

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#5177 OFFLINE   micky0604

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:35 AM

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#5178 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:46 AM

Hey Micky! Your mum loves hot c0ck in the forest.

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#5179 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:17 AM

LOOK OUT!

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"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5180 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 04:16 PM

Those crazy Ozzies love to turn old 180s (aka Centuras) into drag racers. You could get 'em with the Slant Six from the factory, or the 2-litre Simca mill. I've seen a few late Cortinas on OzBay with stupidly-large Ford V8s crammed into 'em, quite impressive given that most States appear to need the thing to be checked by an engineer prior to reregistration, so not every Ned can just build one from cereal packets in his back yard.Hey Bo11ox, you should be fine A-framing that crate in your Ovlvo from Andover provided you don't take the A343 towards Newbury to make your return up North - you'll never get it up the hill out of Vernham Dean with less than 500bhp. Much better to do the A303 along to the A34 then up that way.

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#5181 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:18 PM

HARDCORE U NO THA' SCORE. Great work, Mr_Testicles. Can I 'bagsy' a go in it when it's done?

#5182 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 06:29 PM

A Mk1 Strada Convertible. :shock: There must be around -3 of these left in this country. What about it Reg, fancy using the bits off this to turn yours into a racy convertible? :wink:

http://i8.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/00/98/c0b...

That was outside my brothers old house in Warrington about 3 or 4 years ago. I suspect it was there during a house move.

Looked dog rough in the flesh. Perfect autoshite :D

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#5183 OFFLINE   ayd

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 06:56 PM

I'd be hard pressed to tell it was a replica at allhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... .m14.l1318

#5184 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:12 PM

I 'bummed out' on that princess wedge so now my bidding finger is hanging over this bad mutha.

http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/01/1d/cb...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=120288229094
Hydrolastic lust!

Hurrah! I HAZ CRABZ LOL! Pass the A-frame.... I wonder how my 2.0 Volvo will get on towing this, these old tanks are not the lightest. I dare say there is a measurable difference between a 2.3 turbo Audi and a 2.0 NA Volvo when recovering tat.

Already spoke to the seller, he's checked the tyres and is gonna change the spare tyre and give it a wash so it doesnt look like its just been dragged out of a swamp. Come to daddy!
Well done squire, if you need anything my chum is breaking a few!

#5185 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:31 PM

This one should probably be on Barryboys rather than Autoshite, but anyway...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0270694974

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'87 Caddy. Nice shade of Hammerite red.

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#5186 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 10:08 PM

I want this! Shame its the other end f the country :roll:

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#5187 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 04:12 AM

For yer shite wedding needs - MARINA WEDDING CAR

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#5188 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 07:06 AM

Shite photographer too. A wedding to remember.

#5189 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:42 AM

'80 Celica ST.

Grab it quick, this car only gets more expensive with age.Unlike new car which will decrease thousands )

MK 1 escorts are now getting 10000 euro.

Yeah that's great and all, but the fatal flaw is that you don't have a Mk1 Escort mate... :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0253029830

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'68 Cortina

ford memorabilia in the boot as an extra

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Yes. Spare wheels were a memorable extra back in those days...

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#5190 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:49 AM

For yer shite wedding needs - MARINA WEDDING CAR

http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/02/55/c51...

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