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#5131 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:34 AM

Look at this POS:

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tax exempt in 2010

It will be a washing machine by then, and to be fair they are tax exempt at the moment.

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#5132 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:49 AM

How long will it take people to suss out the rolling 25yr thing is dead?...

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#5133 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:59 AM

I do like the elegance of the roofline of the 626 koop. Which is more than can be said of the Swift!! Wonder if it was converted by the same folks who did a similar folding tent arrangement on the Nova at the same sort of time.

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#5134 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:06 PM

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No need for car Tax as this is Tax Exempt!!!!!!

NO IT ISNT

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#5135 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:27 PM

No DVLA how great is that?

Really great. Until they come round your house and crush your car, mongtard.

#5136 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:58 PM

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ZOMFG (ii) - 1300 A seriestastic in Wigan - tick, tick tick TICK
Bid - not hit reserve - fcuksocks :(

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#5137 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:03 PM

But there's NO RESERVE on that one. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0246121511You are a silly sausage when it comes to these reserves. :lol:

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:15 PM

But there's NO RESERVE on that one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0246121511

You are a silly sausage when it comes to these reserves. :lol:

Not anymore there aint - it was £350 reserve, my original bid was £300

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:17 PM

Jeezus look at this!

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YES

I quite like the colour of that, stand out against all the boring silver and dark blue mediocrity of today’s roads.

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:15 PM

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

Something tells me this guy 1:Isn't American 2: Has come across a time waster or two.

NO YOU CANNOT DRIVE IT HOME! THE CAR IS AS IS WHERE IS. I CAN HELP WITH LOADING ECT. I WILL PROVIDE A BILL OF SALE FOR THE VEHICLE. FOR AN ADDITIONAL $150.00 I CAN OBTAIN THE CORRECT TITLE FOR THE CAR. BEFORE YOU BID PLEASE; -GET PERMISSION FROM SIGNIFICANT OTHER. -TALK IT OVER WITH PRIEST, RABBI, GUY AT STARBUCKS! -LOOK UP PROJECT CAR OR LONG TERM COMMITMENT. -KNOW THAT 1/2 HOUR CABLE SHOWS RESTORATIONS ARE FICTION! -ITS A BRITISH CAR, PLEASE BE FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE PROPER CURSING AND BLACK MASSES REQUIRED. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! PLEASE ASK ANY QUESTIONS. TOO MANY DREAMERS OUT THERE WITH A $30.00 DOLLAR HARBOR FREIGHT TOOL KIT AND JUST ENOUGH TALENT TO HURT THEMSELVES. SORRY IF I SOUND HARSH, I HAVE HAD THE UNFORTUNATE OPPORTUNITY TO DEAL WITH A COUPLE OF REAL WANKERS AND I AM STUNNED AT THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE OUT THERE!

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#5142 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:21 PM

Haha, quality. Tell you what, I'd love one of them Berkeleys. I;d be guaranteed to get in the local paper every time I took it out.

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:50 PM

Mr Bollox I think your shite-o-meter is due a recalibration - you missed this beast :shock: Which actually is quit effective I reckon :oops:

I LUV YOU MANX TAILED CAT

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:48 PM

What a piece of crap!Why would you do that? :roll:

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:52 PM

I like it! The proportions are a wee bit off, but it looks well thought out.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:26 AM

Mr Bollox I think your shite-o-meter is due a recalibration - you missed this beast :shock: Which actually is quit effective I reckon :oops:

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http://i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/01/79/6f3...

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:57 AM

Looks like an Citroen xantia tailgate on it too :roll: .

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 08:44 AM

Yes, it is a Xantia tailgate! I quite like the line of it, but don't like the paintwork - should've stuck to one colour :roll:
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:37 AM

OK which one of you has asked this dumb question?
"Q: I don't suppose you have the measurements of the wheelbase of the vehicle (hub centres/outside tyre-tyre) It's definiteley too heavy for an "A-Frame" and was wondering what sort of monster trailer I'd need to hire? Regards slate"
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#5150 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:38 AM

Thats class in a glass!

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:54 AM

I cant get my head round that Jag, so he's converted it to a hatchback, presumably to increase bootspace/usability, however in doing so, he's actually reduced the bootspace and made it look from behind like a Xantia... :?

#5152 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:52 AM

Do Lynx Eventers come up on the bay? They are LUSH. Not sure about the "Xanguar" there, rear proportions look proper stunted. A Capri tailgate would surely have been the way forward!

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 11:24 AM

The rear end does look a little odd, but when viewed as a whole from the side I actually think it looks pretty good.. Wonder what his reserve is?

#5154 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:14 PM

The curve of the roofline, and the vertical height of the rear window, is spot-on I reckon.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:23 PM

SLAM DUNK DA FUNK

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HOT!

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:25 PM

1.8 GTE, 32k and one owner from new!

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 01:04 PM

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:28 PM

Nice bonnet eagle (professionally done dontcha know) and trimz m8

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:59 PM

'93 XR3i. First casualty of our provisional licence "crackdown".

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'84 Landy 109. Rusty.

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U HAZ TEH PORSCHE FRONT BUMPER??!?!!!!? OMFG LOLLLLLLLZ0RZ.

Somewhere nearby a farm's missing all of its chicken wire.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 08:48 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... =p3907.m29http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... otohosting 1993 FIAT PANDA PARADE BLUEMOT failure needs welding but good runner Panda no longer running
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