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#5071 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:49 PM

I wonder if they have a Morris Marina in their fleet. If so, they could be in the unique position of being able to offer a 'shag n drive' Marina-themed holiday.

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'By eck its howard and Marina' etc.

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 01:29 PM

I knew importing that solid Aussie 124 made good economic sense. Roll on Shiguli!
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#5073 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 01:54 PM

Check this TERRIFIC TRIO (of TRIPE)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120288220991

it has got the wrong seats in it (possibly out of a jaguar)

Jeezus, it must have been a proper rubbish-spec jaguar to have those seats in! flat cardboard doortrims too - ACE VENTURA

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NNNNNgghhh!! I have been staring at this for over 1.5 hours now and my nuts are starting to ache badly.

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Oh! A 1.7 SLX - BL's very own silver shadow. WANT!

This one's just for N bickle hence I am not counting it as part of my 'trio':

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:13 PM

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£3700 BIN? LEAVE IT OUT PROV! You could buy a well smart Lotus Sunbeam for that.

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:21 PM

heres one for the folk who love SPEED and STYLE:

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As you can see from the pics it looks a bit s***

Too right mate! Its also a 1.1 AUTOMATIC so not only does it look shit, it drives shit. NEXT!

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:23 PM

Is it me, or does that Ital bear a trange resembelance to on Ovlov 260 c.......................
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:25 PM

BANGER RACERS WANTED - APPLY WITHIN

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Do a good deed and remove this shit box from the face of the earth. Cheers!

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:43 PM

Dont you believe 'em? Seems reasonably credible to me.

The car does look to be in fairly good shape but whenever I see a low number "5 digit" mileometer I'd be tempted to add 100k to the advertised mileage.I've also owned cars with mileages over 100k and you'd never believe it when you sat in them - almost good as new.Saw a Hyundai Elantra the other month in a breakers yard over here in Holland, showing 300,000+ Km on the clock - it was virtually mint, apart from the modified bodywork due to a shunt! :)
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 03:10 PM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/M...

Slow day, Mr_B? :lol:

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 04:00 PM

I'd be very suprised if a Pony pickup could clock 119,000 miles and still look like that!

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 04:04 PM

Yeah, I drove Joncedrisc 6000-mile one and it felt like driving a sink unit with a mixer tap on it. Great car though!

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 05:36 PM

Ta Mr B. Got one -that I cant paint till the Rozzers are finished with the lowlife that stole it (whilst posing as a sparayer and taking 1800 of my hard earned pennies.Are you suggesting I'm follically challenged? I hadnt noticed!
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 05:43 PM

http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/01/1b/e7...
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Oh! A 1.7 SLX - BL's very own silver shadow. WANT!

Saw this at the Thornes Park Gathering and it is absolutely mint (pic robbed off Coggers from RR etc).

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:55 PM

BANGER RACERS WANTED - APPLY WITHIN

http://i3.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/01/1e/69c...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280250621838

Do a good deed and remove this shit box from the face of the earth. Cheers!

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 07:17 PM

dubious

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 07:23 PM

Errmmm. :shock:I love how it says "The shell is well gone" as if it has just rusted away to nothing and is beyond saving.When on inspection of his feedback, one is suprised perhaps to find that the shell has not succumbed to terminal corrosion, but rather it has been flogged seperately.http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0252763734Crumbs.

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:39 PM

He is right though but, when he says the welding is crap .... :shock:
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 11:44 AM

VOLVO 340S ON PAGE 340

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12,000 MILES!

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RWD!!

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DRIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 11:51 AM

'i have been with ebay for a few years uner the name 8922angie but had to open a new account due to wonderful women lol.' :roll:

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 12:33 PM

heres one for the folk who love SPEED and STYLE:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/00/05/f1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120286566504

As you can see from the pics it looks a bit s***

Too right mate! Its also a 1.1 AUTOMATIC so not only does it look shit, it drives shit. NEXT!
That's splendid, just as well I no longer live in Leics or I'd be all over that.
Would spend a weekend reversing all the window-licker mods, sand a bit more paint off then drive round 'til the transmission chucked it

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:08 PM


http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/00/31/bce...
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OOOF

No-one bid on this at £400, even after the inevitable pulling of the auction be the eBay waqners and subsequent re-listing in the right section. So I wrote to the geezer and offered him 300. He has ignored me and relisted it at 200. So, I have SLIPPED ONE IN via the BACK PASSAGE.... fingers x'd! It will give me something to take my mind off that old subaru.

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:13 PM

Hey, that Princess looks CLASS!!Hope you win it, I imagine one of those would be GR8 4 mincing about in.

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:19 PM

1 OwnAr from new! £100 NO RES WTF GUYS SRSLY

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:21 PM

HEY WOW ITS DEL BOY (AGAIN)

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:55 PM

They've got the right model of van to be Trottered up - a Rialto with the windows blocked up would win extra shite points. Wonder why no-one's done a Del Boy style mkII Capri yet?Hope you win that Princess, Mr B - it's reet lovely.

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:56 PM

Good luck with the Princess. Mr B. Aren't some sellers muppets- near identical situation with the Barkas -saved me over £100. Lovely
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 05:18 PM

HEY WOW ITS DEL BOY (AGAIN)

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I expect to see one of these popping up locally shortly (probably the inevitably incorrect Rialto or Robin I expect), as I recently spied a new emporium of shite open in town with black and yellow signs labeling it as Trotters Superstore or Trotters Discount or something :?

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:20 PM

ENGINE RUNS AND INTERIOR IN GOOD CONDITION

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:30 PM

YA RLY! only 200 quid.

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:30 PM

2000 EUROS???!!!!!!! :shock: Looks like you couldn't even shovel up enough of it to get a decent amount at the weighbridge!

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