Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo

Ebay tat


  • This topic is locked
18335 replies to this topic

#5041 OFFLINE   Gompo

Gompo

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,409 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationRetford, North Notts.

Posted 27 July 2008 - 06:36 PM

Talbot Tagora Express Pullman..Probably not what you are expecting, but certainy shite.GR8 4 6-WHEEL DRIFTIN NOT AE86 TYRELL etc

#5042 OFFLINE   outlaw118

outlaw118

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,789 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationKipping in a layby by the A128
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 July 2008 - 06:54 PM

That Hunter didn't meet his maker at Wimbledon as quoted in the text; they don't have banger racing there anymore due to the congestion zone and the fact that most banger drivers (myself included, when I did it) drive around in shitty old Ford Cargos which chuck out more shit than you can possible shake a stick at.As he lives in Newquay, could be Westworld...?

2004 Alfa Romeo 156 JTD Sportwagon - Much Lovliness

1985 Ford Capri 2.0 - Baby - Sulking - Broken

2012 Vauxhall Combo 1.3 Dizzle - Workshite

2012 Kia Rio - Mills -o- matic SWMBO

2005 Ford Fiesta 1.25 zeeetekkyo Stepdaughtershite

2017 Ford Kuga  - Stepsonshite - On Finance like a mug

2009 Citroen Xsara Picasso - Stepdaughter-in-law Familybus

 


#5043 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:01 PM

£130 for some SH manta quad lights?

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=270257703801

Insanity.

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5044 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:12 PM

Yes please!

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280250356158

YO TORSTEN! Whats happening with your ital?

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5045 OFFLINE   neil1971

neil1971

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 211 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

He did race it at Wimbledon first at the Pre 75 meeting, and it survived to go back out at Westworld, it was the last 'proper' banger meeting at Wimbledon before the low emissions thing came in... removes anorak :oops:

That Hunter didn't meet his maker at Wimbledon as quoted in the text; they don't have banger racing there anymore due to the congestion zone and the fact that most banger drivers (myself included, when I did it) drive around in shitty old Ford Cargos which chuck out more shit than you can possible shake a stick at.As he lives in Newquay, could be Westworld...?



#5046 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

Ghetto XR4x4
Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0277738768

#5047 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

Torsten2001

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,399 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 27 July 2008 - 08:42 PM

Yes please!

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/00/e9/1bc...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280250356158

YO TORSTEN! Whats happening with your ital?

I smell a rat with that Ital, nice though it looks, why is the engine bay and the inside of the boot black? I'd have it though!

I popped my Ital on ebay 3 weeks ago no reserve and it hit £400 to a non payer, surprise surprise, so with that in mind I bunged it back on ebay classifieds at £650 or offers and a very nice man snapped it up within minutes! I have now popped one of my Rivas on there as well, too skint to fuel the buggers at the moment!

#5048 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

Milford Cubicle

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,714 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 27 July 2008 - 08:50 PM

Is the blackness not just some dodgy period rust treatment?

#5049 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

Torsten2001

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,399 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 27 July 2008 - 08:57 PM

I guess so but I'd have said it would be unlikely in the engine bay, mine is pure beige y'see!

#5050 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

RedSparrow

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,559 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationNorth Bohemia
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 July 2008 - 09:16 PM


http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/00/e9/1bc...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280250356158

That is stunning! I want it.

Conrad Knight Socks


#5051 OFFLINE   Ross_K

Ross_K

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,585 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationIreland

Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:15 PM

Volvo 262C.

styled by Bertoni :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0258671760

Posted Image

Jap scrap of choice for the discerning boy racer before Impreza WRXs were invented - the Pulsar GTi-R:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0273793311

Posted Image

1989 Audi 90 2.0 - slow as a week in jail I'd wager.

The turbo version of this engine was used in the Quatro. This one is...not turbo charged.

That's a shame. :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0238708745

Posted Image

1982 Fiat 127 Super

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0252438934

Posted Image

A purple 1993 Golf 1.8?

That's about as desirable as a case of genital warts in my book.

Anyway, it doesn't look like the shill bidding paid off last time, so here it is again in all its' purple glory with what is possibly a dead chick on the bonnet.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0284978550

Posted Image

Blah blah AE86 Blah blah RWD blah DRIFTIN blah

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0264520849

Posted Image

Toyrarri. Ferrota. Whatever. :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0274800469

Posted Image

This + Eastern European gentleman + Rohypnol = unlicensed minicab

You shoulda listed it as an ultra-rare racing Primera mate...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0243082092

Posted Image

405 diseasel.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0256290608

Posted Image

Volvo C303

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0251772884

Posted Image

#5052 OFFLINE   GrumpyCat

GrumpyCat

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 351 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationSussex
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 July 2008 - 11:40 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320278501565
Posted Image
Posted Image

#5053 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:13 AM

That 505's up to £1300 with a week still to go! There was a mint Auto one on there last week which just managed to crack £300. In this case the top bidder is a newbie, I reckon its almost certainly getting shilled up.

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5054 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:25 AM

Aye, but remember that this one is advertised as "Rear wheel drive", and being a manual box, will have driftards fighting over it. Double-edged sword... nice to see old clunkers like that making decent coin, shame it will get stuffed into some armco when physics > talent.

#5055 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:27 AM

This is a good one look, with a bit of clever spacing of the fixing screws you could have a numberplate which almost says 'jizz'.

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290248381572

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5056 OFFLINE   gtd2000

gtd2000

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,235 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationWithin 12,000 Miles from Galashiels
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:28 AM


Blah blah AE86 Blah blah RWD blah DRIFTIN blah

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0264520849

http://i12.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/ff/0c/a6...

Should be virtually brand new then if the mileage, is actually correct (highly unlikely!!) because when i bought my AE86 back in '94 it had done 119,000 miles and was still minty fresh even at that mileage :wink:
Tell it like it is...NOT how it should be ;)

#5057 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:44 AM

Forget all that 4-leaf clover and leprechaun nonsense! An AE86 with a load of diggers in the background.... THIS IS IRELAND

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5058 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:54 AM

Look at this little sweetie!

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150274622929

Only 19,000 miles!

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5059 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

Torsten2001

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,399 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:05 AM

That's Wonderful!

#5060 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:33 AM

Taxed & Tested audi 80 wagon.... an hour to run and not even a sniff at £200. What is the world coming to?

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0264561700

#5061 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:38 AM

Cheap X300 (with excellent registration)
Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0277331044

#5062 OFFLINE   gtd2000

gtd2000

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,235 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationWithin 12,000 Miles from Galashiels
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:54 AM

Look at this little sweetie!

http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/00/23/4b2...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150274622929

Only 19,000 miles!

Surely you actually mean AT LEAST 19,000 miles :roll:
Tell it like it is...NOT how it should be ;)

#5063 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,812 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:42 AM

Dont you believe 'em? Seems reasonably credible to me.

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#5064 OFFLINE   Ross_K

Ross_K

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,585 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationIreland

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:17 AM

Forget all that 4-leaf clover and leprechaun nonsense! An AE86 with a load of diggers in the background.... THIS IS IRELAND

:lol: Too right.Although now thanks to the "downturn" and the "credit crunch" all these out-of-work builders'll be flogging their worldly possessions (including JCBs) on the bay in the very near future.

#5065 OFFLINE   michiel

michiel

    Must try harder

  • Full Members
  • 4,112 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLes Pays Bah

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:29 AM

Ooh, you naughty Minx!
Posted Image

#5066 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:33 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!

#5067 OFFLINE   michiel

michiel

    Must try harder

  • Full Members
  • 4,112 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLes Pays Bah

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:35 AM

Here's a nice convertible to calm you down:
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image
Posted Image

#5068 OFFLINE   pogweasel

pogweasel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,493 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationnearly there.

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:39 AM

That escort is AWESOME. I can only assume its the shopping-car for the man who runs the waltzers at the fair. SCREAM IF U WANNA GO FASTA.

#5069 OFFLINE   michiel

michiel

    Must try harder

  • Full Members
  • 4,112 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLes Pays Bah

Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:54 AM

5 hours to go, 23 bids, 2310 euros for a 1974... Shiguli!
Posted Image

#5070 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

Milford Cubicle

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,714 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:00 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!

Posted Image

Don't worry, you can book a holiday there. :D




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users