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#5011 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 11:24 PM

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as you will see i am running on HYDROGEN but i will probably take that of.

What? :?

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TAX EXEMPT + COMEDY SLOWNESS + VEG OIL = TEH WINZ

#5012 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:53 AM

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SEVEN LARGE.

#5013 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:59 AM

Yeah but check the interior!

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Wonderful.

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#5014 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:17 PM

Another sierra 3-dr ruined:



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0.2/10

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#5015 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:44 PM

Does this deserve a price tag of £1500?

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Last ever Maestro:
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#5016 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:12 PM

I think the Mestro has been spotted on here before (nothing wrong with that though). Wasn't this the one Father Ted was looking at? I reckon it's worth the money personally.
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#5017 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:26 PM

Yes, its worth the money. Sadly its more than I have (at the moment) :(
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#5018 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:04 PM

hey that Maestro is inetersting. I read somewere about them running out of RHD front carpets and fitting LHD ones with the rubber mat moulded into the LH side instead. Looks like it was true!

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#5019 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:09 PM

http://www.maestro.o...read.php?t=9351

#5020 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 06:43 PM

* * S U M M E R - H O L I D A Y - S H I T E - S P E C I A L ! * *

CLACTON:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0266828479

BOGNOR REGIS:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0269072856

SKEGNESS:
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#5021 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 06:54 PM

I just underwent an intense LOLLATION exercise using techniques developed by the UNIVERSITY OF ROFL. Heres another shummer hols shit box:

SIZEWELL B:
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GOOD LUCK

you're gonna need it!

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 06:56 PM

SOUTHWOLD:
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APPLEBY 'ORSE FAIR:
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GREAT YARMOUTH:
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TEH NEW FORESTZ:
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#5023 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 07:07 PM

THE LAKE DISTRICT:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0246956282

CROYDE BAY:
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MARGATE:
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NEWQUAY:
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(over-priced/over-rated)

STAYIN' AT HOME:
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#5024 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:04 PM

this guy will help you 'sort out' that dull-looking XJ40 clogging up your driveway, using bits removed from his classic jag as it has 'come to the end of its life':

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270259558524
CHROME ARCHES

3As you can see from the pictures they really add a touch of class

They sure do! He's also got:

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17" 3 spokes!

No matter where I went in this car people would stop and look at this car

I bet! I see he has also got some of those awful red 'fake drilled discs' even thogh he's got real discs all round hidden behind them!

LORD HELP US

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#5025 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:08 PM

Before:

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"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:12 PM

http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/00/9f/f2...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170243819858
Fancy a pint? Come on man! U might as well. Whats the worst that can happen?

IT HAS A 4 SPEED GEARBOX AND PREVIOUS OWNERS.

Where are they? Stashed in the boot?

#5027 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:14 PM

JEEZUS CHRIST

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#5028 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:18 PM

CROYDE BAY:
http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/ff/70/ed0...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0277012051

When did the Healey's get into building dog slow mobile homes?!

#5029 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:18 PM

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i got all lights for it? i give up on doing it up not got time to do it with a lot wene don?as you know? its a 1965

Eh? Come on man, speak english. :roll:

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#5030 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:22 PM

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Proper old school drift weapon

REGISTRATION PLATE MUST BE RETURNED WHEN CAR IS TAXED AND TESTED

Yeah like i'm gonna do that after I give you 2 grand for this car thats sat motionless on your drive for 5 years! WHATEVAR.

I'd like to buy this car then SORN it for 20 years.

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#5031 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:27 PM

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I got her in 2003 and drove her around for about a year before I decided it was time to restore her. I then put her in the garage and ignored her in earnest other than starting her up, driving her round the block and putting her back in the garage.

A couple of weeks ago I had another burst of energy which resulted in me putting her in the drive, replacing the perished tyres and taking her round the block again. However, on getting her back, the clutch slave cylinder gave up the ghost and I gave up all pretence of fixing her up.

FFS man! 0.2/10. It hardly needs a brain damage rebuild does it.

"I AM GOING TO RESTORE THIS CAR.

OH SHIT, THE SLAVE CYLS GONE. THATS IT I GIVE UP."

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#5032 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:30 PM

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it would need to be put onto a trailer when collecting the car

NO WAI. :?

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#5033 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:38 PM

Could do a Bickle style Renault Estafette van A-frame job on it. :)

#5034 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:55 PM

These guys are breaking an Austin Somerset for parts. SEEMS A SHAME, it looks a fookin minter!

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#5035 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:38 AM

http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/00/c4/871...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ330256407244



PLEASE NOTE! THE PRIVATE REGISTRATION IS NOT INCLUDED IN SALE!

No tax no MOT no chance :lol:

#5036 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:57 AM

Just call 'A frames r us'
Barkas,Datsun 411s, U11sssFiat 850, 1100's,124, 127, Stradas, Croma,Regata,Coupes,Gaz's,Isuzu 117,Bellel,BellettFord Taunus,Transit p/up, Nissan Pintara,Pug J7,505, MussoRenault 4,5,9's,12's,18's,Fuegos,21,25, Safrane, Colorale,Fregate's,Caravelle,Seat Ibiza,Ronda, Simca Aronde, 1100, Standard's (various),<p>Zast 313, Zaz 968's

#5037 OFFLINE   55bloke

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 09:28 AM

Before:

http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/00/c7/c9c...

After:
http://i6.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/00/c7/dae...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ140252848372

:cry:

#5038 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 09:30 AM

At least they salvaged some bits off it, including, I hope, the hideous dashboard.
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 04:39 PM

Looks like the sills were a bit shagged and I expect the rear chassis/spring hangers especially so for it to fold up and loose its axle like that. A lot of work to put right and simply not financially viable.Most of the trim is different to mine so not worth it for me. :cry:

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 06:02 PM

Not one, but TWO D-series Fords.

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!!!!!!
*faints*




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