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#4981 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:56 PM

That Tagora is SAUCY!!!Bit of a bloody trek though, it's not far from Spain. :evil:

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:00 PM

:oops: I wish I knew how to put the URL in :oops: Perhaps some knowledgeable gentleman can ? On Flea bay:Item number: 280249943797.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:06 PM

Just copy it from the address bar, up to the end of the item number:)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0249943797

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BLANK CANVAS FOR ANY MODIFIER.

I hope it doesn't go that way...

#4984 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:19 PM

WOOD U LIKE 2 CUM ROUND 2 MY GAFF PET?

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Still on its metric wheels! Marvellous.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:21 PM

:D :D :D Thank you Milford. I`ll try it next time, but I`m computer illiterate :oops:

#4986 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:22 PM

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fookin 'ell, how much would I like to have that sat on my credit card! A LOT

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#4987 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:24 PM

Back a bit. Bit more. Bit more. AAAARGH!
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Super nice though. Did they all have 'metric' wheels then?

My grandfather had a 1.6L from new in 1984.
My father also had one, but was too tight to even pop for the "L" model. Imagine the horror of a beige montego, with absolutely zero extras. And a 4 speed gearbox. GROSS.

#4988 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:24 PM

STYLE:

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1.6 auto, runs but seems like only on 3 cylinders

Hmm, i imagine this drives almost as good as it looks.

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#4989 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:26 PM

FOOKIN WARS, CHECK THIS OUT!

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8) 8) 8) :o 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#4990 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:29 PM

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SHABBYROOTESWAGONMANIA right there. 8) 8) 8)

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:29 PM

JESUS! Would you look at that Audi.Lets hope some 'scene mong' doesn't jizz it up with a roof-rack and a fake rusted bonnet.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:31 PM

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'Oh - just one more thing...... Is it RWD?'

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#4993 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:32 PM

LORD HAVE MERCY! What a shitter!

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8) 8) 8) 8) :lol: :shock:

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#4994 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:35 PM

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General Lee style

Translation: ORANGE :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:37 PM

Jeez, Gary the artexer has been at work on that Audi
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:39 PM

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Fancy a pint? Come on man! U might as well. Whats the worst that can happen?

Answer:

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:40 PM

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Possibly the least threatening military vehicle ever made.

GR8 4 MERCENARIES ON A BUDGET.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:43 PM

hey, how're YOU doin'........

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Shit mi mum's shoutin' us, gotta run, SEE YA AROUND YEAH?

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#4999 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:47 PM

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:shock: £3200 with a day left..... unbelievable.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:54 PM

STYLE:

http://i22.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/00/34/91...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ380049199853

1.6 auto, runs but seems like only on 3 cylinders

Hmm, i imagine this drives almost as good as it looks.
Despite that I still want it!

#5001 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:54 PM

Some impressive stats on that Masser :shock: Great value, when you can blow the doors off everything this side of a Lotus Carlton. Shame that (a) it'd break down after the first traffic light grand prix with a bill of £98,000 and (B) it's about as good looking as Olive from On the Buses. I had a peek at the values of the 'current' QP the other day, £74k new, 1 year old, 38 grand. Not long before they hit the AS end of the market at that rate, and I think they are LUSH.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:02 PM

Yes, all that for used Mondeo money - but it'll cost as much again to fix when it goes wrong, and don't they have a terrible reputation for dissolving? I guess it's had its last £850 service ...
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:05 PM

Not ebay but check these staggeringly awful wheels out...

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:14 PM

Kfcuing hell, what would you have that could possible be enhanced by them?
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:26 PM

Love that 18/85! 'The car is very solid and drives a teat'. Er?
Dash looks a bit like it was handmade by a blind carpenter though?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:42 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/fe/95/59...
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:shock: £3200 with a day left..... unbelievable.

Wonder if the cambelt is due? Mega job on these, engine out and something like 20 hours labour.

Still cheap though!

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:45 PM

GR8 4 SHIFTN' SPUDZ
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Went past this bloke's place today (mega ramshackle farm: Tony Martin-spec), he's also got a nifty Hiace Kampa out front as well as 60's pikey caravan. I'd go doorknocking but I reckon he's a bit scary.

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Think this is the chap from the local tidytip.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:45 PM

" This car has a full Maserati service history so the belts etc are up to date (£850 service two months ago). "Amazing car for the money. You could probably service it on the depreciation of a brand new Mondeo to be fair.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:48 PM

Sounds good to me then! I really like those Quattroportes, I'd love to drive round in one pretending to be the mafia or something.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:59 PM

Perhaps you could do Mafia-look on a budget with an Alfa 164 or 166 :)]

This one looks a HONEY
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