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#4951 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 08:16 AM

Not ebay, but definitely tat, and definitely for the complete nutters out there. Mate of mine (guy I bought the Volga off) is selling his Fiat 1500C, more or less mint from the pics. So if anyone wants to come to north Romania and pick it up, his latest price is 1600 Euro, probably worth haggling on it though, especially as he started off asking for 2500...http://fiat.3xforum....and_fiat_1500C/

#4952 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:21 AM

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this vehicle is for sale total cost of rebuild was £8,780 spent £5,600 in engine bay aloan the steel fardon crank was £1,400 con rods £140 each mahle pistons set £460 twin 40 dcoes £600 pair

Nice use of money there!

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#4953 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:28 AM

"Can i have a 69 please?" "What?"

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#4954 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:43 AM

Good grief! Even without the Trotters Independent nonsense that's grim.

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Hmmm, the pole appears to block pulling it out backwards. Hiab only, I fear...

Still, at least the freezers were working when it was parked up.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:47 AM

On the Escort van, in fairness that could be quite amusing with sleeper wheels and straight paintwork. But it's spectacularly bad value for him when he says "This car has only done 87 miles in the last 8 year period".I'm confused by this bit: "This car is as new . Apart from the year it was made."

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#4956 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:49 AM

Hiab the ice cream van? No, a decent winch could drag the back end round easy.Mind you, it would probably rip the axle off in the process, depends how rotten it really is. :shock:
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#4957 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:23 PM

Parts dept shite:

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OOOF

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ310069800842
WHERES MY MIG WIRE

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BRING A CARRIER BAG

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Sprint Auto with a chewed up front, £250 BIN

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3500S (manual I think), £200 with 3 hours to go!

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Engine been nicked, sills need TLC. £375 no bids yet.

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Looks decent for 275.

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#4958 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:26 PM

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Subframe and sills need welding, £225

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#4959 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:28 PM

Save me from the track! £400

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#4960 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:34 PM

Get a load of this 'ringpiece-mobile', imaginatively titled 'THE BEAST'

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YOU COULD LOOSE OUT ON OWNING THIS 1 OF A KIND F**K OF BEAST!!!!!!!!!

Eh?

Even comes with a steering wheel nicked off an arcade game:
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#4961 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:37 PM

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GR8 4 tAKIN UR LASS DOWN 2 THE PIGEON LOFT/ALLOTMENT (delete as applicable)

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#4962 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:43 PM

Never seen one of these before!

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Is pre-68 coming up soon?

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#4963 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:44 PM

SHIT!

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:10 PM

What on earth is going on with that jizzed-up beemer? :shock: Clearly the owner fitted some tidy wheels, did a tidy underbonnet detailing thing, and picked some actually quite impressive body-colour tints... then suffered some kind of major mental breakdown or perhaps heavy head trauma and went completely mad sticking a load of old shit all over it. What a 'tard.As for the EA..."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I though they were extinct. Shame it's not a post-office-body-beasty.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:16 PM

apologies if this has been posted before but WTF!!!

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:25 PM

^wacky charity rally fodder

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:39 PM

Does anyone know the current average house price in Corley, nr Coventry? Only if that Princess 1.7 is starting at 'about scrap value' then I'm moving down there because £399 per tonne is a fugging great price. Unless he's full of shit of course.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:48 PM

apologies if this has been posted before but WTF!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... otohosting

I think that flux capacitor is made out of string

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... .m14.l1318I wouldn't like to meet this fella's missus :lol:
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 08:26 PM

Strangely,t hat Rover V8 was registered in the same run as a mates old Droop Snoot Firenza (reputedly ex Gerry Marshall) OTP 553M.......Wonder if it got rescued after he had it?
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:01 PM

Never seen one of these before!

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/ff/67/cc...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220259522507

Is pre-68 coming up soon?

Here's one for you. Was driven on and off the show field. Saved by a racer.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:43 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170243342810

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:47 PM

Get a load of this 'ringpiece-mobile', imaginatively titled 'THE BEAST'

http://i8.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/00/56/c45...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ330255871967

HI,I AM SELLING MY CHERISHED 325i DUE TO NOT ENOUGH SEATS,AHHHH 2 MANY KIDS !!!!

How on earth, with this abomination, did someone even consider that you were worth shagging more than once?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:24 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170243342810

http://i9.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/00/58/015...

Yoinks! Cheers for that, current high bidder but reserve not met. I shall be following that listing with great interest.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 07:19 AM

Get a load of this 'ringpiece-mobile', imaginatively titled 'THE BEAST'

http://i8.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/00/56/c45...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ330255871967

"THE WHEELS ARE 19inch AND HAS A DVD PLAYER FITTED"

That's goto to cause the DVD's to skip while playing. This guy just has no idea!!!
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:35 PM

'TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE'

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#4977 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:53 PM

DRAGNET. OUR JOB - TO ENFORCE THE LAW, AND PRESERVE THE SAFETY OF DECENT CITIZENS

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#4978 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 02:02 PM

1 owner tagora in white! GR8 4 WEDDINGZ also can be used for driftin, RWD innit.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:59 PM

I'd actually drive that Scirocco :oops: ...would be great to go to a veedub show in it.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:37 PM

I like that Scirocco too. God help me but I do.The Tagora is pure filth, it gives me seriously impure thoughts. But I love having them. 8)




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