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Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:40 PM

That 626 is bloody lovely, if someone gets an MOT on it and fancies punting it on later, give me a nudge.....

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 01:12 PM

I am desperately and incredibly tempted by that blue 'cess. Does he mean 27 miles though or 27,000? Also anyone know how far up into Scotland that is? I'm thinking a) I'll never be able to afford to buy it and B) it'd be the roadtrip of a flaming lifetime but it has class and I like it.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 01:25 PM

Whats with this business of calling it a 'cess'? Its not a fuggin abscess.It says perthshire, I have in my head that Perth is a good hour or so north of Edinburgh. But be warned, eBay will very probably pull this ad before the end as they take a dim view of folk putting whole cars in the parts section, unless it is a car that is obviously fit only for parts (which this is clearly not). If youre keen get the blokes phone number!

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 02:46 PM

Just what we always called them as kids. I have a feeling price wise it's going to go through the roof though.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 02:51 PM

What about this one instead? OK its a greebomatic but still mega cool. Looks like it even still has a typically appalling late 70's BL paint finish with varying levels of shininess on each panel.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 03:28 PM

Blimey, I reckon that brown one’s about as early as you’ll find without being an Austin or Morris badged one.There’s a blue one same as the Scottish one parked up in a drive near where my parents live. It’s a bit tatty but solid, no idea what they’re doing with it. It was being driven round Hull by two nice looking lasses until fairly recently. I first clocked them one night when I was out on the beers – thought I was seeing things, only with me it’s blue Princesses not pink elephants!! :P

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 03:40 PM

I think you were seeing things mash! 'OMG U GUYS!!1!1! I HAVE JUST HAD A VISION, IT WAS TWO SUPA HOT BLONDE HONEYS, THEY WINKED AT ME AS THEY CRUZED PAST IN THEIR PRINCESS 2000 HLS!!!! THEY WERE ROLLIN' DUNLOP DENOVOS MAN''Jeezus, he's hallucinating, stick him in a taxi and lets f*** off quick'

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 03:47 PM

THERES SO MANY COOL CARS ON THE BAY ITS DRIVING ME NUTS! GAH!Fiorino Van. Maserati Biturbo. Fiat Mirafiori. BL wedge. 626 coupe. .... I give up man.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:01 PM

GALANT TURBO!!!!


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He's asking a grand like and has stripped the interior.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:11 PM

ULTIMATE SHITE?!?http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemMust be getting close to the last one?

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:22 PM

Thats cool as you like, even comes with 'DACIA' Overalls! Well worth 250 if you ask me.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:31 PM

Check this mutant Honda Civic with Rover 45 doors.

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Quite interesting but still a 13-yr old 'boggo-spec' civic which will be written off if anyone ever keys it, the seller seems to have accidentally priced it at a grand.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 05:27 PM

I am desperately and incredibly tempted by that blue 'cess. Does he mean 27 miles though or 27,000? Also anyone know how far up into Scotland that is? I'm thinking a) I'll never be able to afford to buy it and B) it'd be the roadtrip of a flaming lifetime but it has class and I like it.

Perth is at the end of a motorway, about an hour from Edinburgh as Mr Bo11ox said, and Blairgowrie is maybe half an hour's worth of A/B roads after that.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 05:51 PM

GALANT TURBO!!!!


http://i13.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/fb/77/61...

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He's asking a grand like and has stripped the interior.

Sounds about the right price for it to be honest, though if he hasn't saved the interior that would be fairly gutting - the seats you get in the Turbo are the best part of the package:
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"Turbo" not only on the fronts, but the rears too - and as an added bonus, the rear sear seat can recline! Ludicrous. A far cry from the ones in my scum-spec edition.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 07:36 PM

Cheap french cossie, had 12 of these in the past fantastic cars for the money.This ones been a bit barried though :cry: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 07:40 PM

The Maxi from last weeks barn auction has appeared on the bay:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Sold for £190 on the day +12% commision.Theres a Minor convertable that looks familiar too!
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:23 PM

I think you were seeing things mash! 'OMG U GUYS!!1!1! I HAVE JUST HAD A VISION, IT WAS TWO SUPA HOT BLONDE HONEYS, THEY WINKED AT ME AS THEY CRUZED PAST IN THEIR PRINCESS 2000 HLS!!!! THEY WERE ROLLIN' DUNLOP DENOVOS MAN''Jeezus, he's hallucinating, stick him in a taxi and lets f*** off quick'

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:08 AM

The Maxi from last weeks barn auction has appeared on the bay:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Sold for £190 on the day +12% commision.Theres a Minor convertable that looks familiar too!

Gosh that's lazy!

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:10 AM

Old skool LandCruiser FTW!!!

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1981 AE70 4AGE. NOT AE86. GR8 4 DRFTN? Who Knows?

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Damn clean '84 Stanza

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'82 Lancer

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'Collector's choice' Mitsubishi. Pity the owner appears to have smeared vaseline on the camera lens...

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:03 PM

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Plate no ending in "6"

That's really great mate. :|

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:10 PM

He is selling it as his new job comes with a house.

So presumably this was his primary residence up til now? :lol:

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:18 PM

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while!!Just told a work mate (he was giving me strange looks as I laughed at my computer) and he just laughed and said 'Ahhh....Pikey!!" . PMSL
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:11 PM

Hang on - doesn't the Philippines operate some kind of crazy system when you can only enter certain city centres on certain days according to the last digit of your reg no? Maybe Lancer man ain't so crazy after all...That Merc camper is hideous.

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:30 PM

I thought it was some lucky number thing like the Chinese have as regards the number 8.A lot of the other car auctions on ebay.ph mention the last digit of the registration number, so I'd say you're probably right.

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:38 PM

Yeah, you're right:http://globalnation.... ... _id=114481

New schemeUnder the odd-even scheme, vehicles with plate numbers ending with even numbers can enter the avenue on dates that end in even numbers.For example, a car whose plate ends with the number 2 can use the road on Feb. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and so forth.For odd numbers, a car whose plate ends with the number 3 can enter the road on Feb. 1, 3, 5, 7 etc.For dates that have two digits (10 to 31), the last digit of the number will apply.The first day of the dry run on Jan. 28 will allow access of vehciles with plate numbers ending with an even number: 2, 4, 6, 8.This is because the last digit of Jan. 28 is 8, an even number.

Try remembering that when you're trying to get to work with a bad hangover. :shock:

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 03:30 PM

I'm sure Philippino shiters have a fleet with different end reg digits :lol:

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 03:49 PM

'86 Opel Monza.
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'88 BX. Nicely faded.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:31 PM

Yeah, you're right:http://globalnation.... ... _id=114481

New schemeUnder the odd-even scheme, vehicles with plate numbers ending with even numbers can enter the avenue on dates that end in even numbers.For example, a car whose plate ends with the number 2 can use the road on Feb. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and so forth.For odd numbers, a car whose plate ends with the number 3 can enter the road on Feb. 1, 3, 5, 7 etc.For dates that have two digits (10 to 31), the last digit of the number will apply.The first day of the dry run on Jan. 28 will allow access of vehciles with plate numbers ending with an even number: 2, 4, 6, 8.This is because the last digit of Jan. 28 is 8, an even number.

Try remembering that when you're trying to get to work with a bad hangover. :shock:

And try working out how many bonus days you get free each year if you have an odd plate not an even one :lol:

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 08:56 PM

Under a ton with 14 hours to go - 998 so unlikley to be raped, not much with not long left

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 09:04 PM

Oooooh
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Aaaaahhhh
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Look out.....
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